MILF

Woman Pulls Out Of Buying Home After Learning Its Porn Past

February 8, 2019
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While I may be far from being able to buy my dream home, I appreciate the effort that goes into it for those who are. It’s the biggest purchase of most people’s lives and a defining moment after years of hard work and sacrifice. Purchasing a home is usually a goal people set early in […]

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Plastic Surgeon Creates Perfect Woman, Proposes On First Date

December 24, 2018
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I know a lot of artists who complain about having to let go of something they put a lot of their heart and soul into. Like beauty, perfection is in the eye of the beholder and it can be painful to watch a masterpiece walk away in the hands of someone else. This is probably […]

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Lisa Ann’s New Brazzers Scene!

October 31, 2018
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I don’t think that this is Lisa Ann’s comeback because I really feel like she never left the adult industry. Can it really be a come back if what happened was a personal shift of focus? She knows exactly who she wants to work with at this point in her career and she’s making zero […]

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When I’m Old, Put Me in the Home with the Strippers

October 18, 2018
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I’ve got to go a little deep for this story, Peepz. For the past year or so, I’ve been taking care of my grandmother on Fridays. She’s old and her memory has all but faded away. Before she got sick, I didn’t know much about dementia or what happens to the mind, along with the […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: Ava is Devine

September 29, 2018
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I’ve recently reconnected with one of my old friends. He and I basically keep each other company all day while we’re working at our day jobs. The fact that he’s a super kinky ultra perv makes the conversations flow like cum out of a stiff cock. The other day, he was watching some PornHub on […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Cytherea Sightings

June 9, 2018
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One of the first porno VHS tapes that I ever bought was a Belladonna movie where she made Cytherea squirt in a park. I rewound that scene over and over again to the point where I could time my orgasm and gush a bit exactly when she did. While I was trolling around PornHub the […]

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Good MILFs Behaving Badly

March 6, 2018
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The suburban stay-at-home mom is rapidly becoming one of the most sexualized demographics in Western culture, and for good reason. With yoga, healthy diets, and skin tight clothing all being marketed to women well into their 40s, the American MILF has never been hotter. Meanwhile, they spend the majority of their day taking care of snot […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Cougars In Control

March 3, 2018
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I’m in denial, Peepz. In my brain, I still think that it’s 1998. When my parents were my age, I thought that they were crazy old. I still feel like I’m in my early 20’s but my porno viewers are starting to catch on to the fact that I’m edging towards 40. Honestly, I could […]

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Grandpa Likes Massage Porn & Other Things I Want to Un-Know

February 7, 2018
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Slightly embarrassing story time, Peepz…because I don’t really know who else I can tell this story to right now. I hang out with my grandparents on Fridays. My grandma is sick and my grandpa deserves a break every now and then so I drive up, cook some food and hang out. It’s fun, honestly, I […]

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Britney Spears Is Weirdly Hot & Relevant While Working Out

August 8, 2017
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Who knew? Did you know? I didn’t know that Britney Spears is a smoking hot MILF?! I still remember when Britney Spears appeared on the scene. People were crazy about her. Obviously, I was much too jaded and sophisticated to like anything so popular. I was probably still busy mourning the death of Kurt Kobain. […]

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