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PETA Puts Two Naked Women In A Bathtub To Protest… Meat?

October 14, 2017
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If I’ve learned anything over my years of extensive internet use, it’s that nothing makes an argument more compelling than boobs. Countless protests and are carried out every day by intelligent, well-meaning people with excellent points of contention- but if nobody takes their titties out we’re never going to hear about it. PETA understands this […]

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Agent Provocateur Has A New Sexy Video Ad About Clichés?

September 11, 2017
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I feel like I haven’t seen a sexy Agent Provocateur ad in ages. Did they stop making them? Did I stop paying attention? Who knows. These things just appear. Usually, I watch AP vids for the sexy lingerie, but this time around I actually found myself analyzing the content of the video. I need a […]

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Boobs By Boobs For Boobs Courtesy Of Boobs On Boobs

May 9, 2017
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(o)(o). ( + )( + ). (·)(·). (.)(.). o o. ∞. { O }{ O }. \o/\o/. (•)(•). (@)(@). ( ^ )( ^ ). (*)(*). (°)(°). [ o ] [ o ]. ($)($). (≈)(≈). (o)(O). (Q)(O).  (p)(p). (:o)(o). (^o)(o). (©)(®). (♥)(♥). (oYo). ___ ___. (  )(  ). Boobs. (o)(o). ( + )( + ). (·)(·). (.)(.). o o. ∞. { O }{ O }. \o/\o/. (•)(•). (@)(@). ( ^ )( ^ ). (*)(*). (°)(°). [ o ] [ o ]. ($)($). (≈)(≈). (o)(O). (Q)(O).  (p)(p). (:o)(o). (^o)(o). (©)(®). (♥)(♥). (oYo). ___ ___. (  )(  ). Boobs.(o)(o). ( + )( + ). (·)(·). (.)(.). o […]

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Sex News: Bogus Butt Implants, Models Have Sex, & Pornhub’s April Fool’s Joke

April 11, 2017
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A porn actress, a bogus doc and a butt implant gone bad — it’s a Miami crime story (Miami Herald) On the internet, she goes by the name Vanessa Luna, starring in porn videos that highlight her ample rear end. Police believe she used her real name, Ruth Planas, to help women enlarge their own […]

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Last Week On Insta: Jenna Sativa, Cassidy Klein & More +++

September 30, 2016
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Instagram models, if you’re not posting pictures of nudity (or puppies) what are you even doing? Get of here with your boring pictures of wine glasses and messy kitchens. I don’t care that you had a bunch of friends over for dinner and that you had a blast. Don’t make me feel sorry for you, […]

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Throwback Thursday: Chadwick Tyler Fashion Porn (2014)

July 7, 2016
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Here’s a random set of pics from two years ago, which is totally a legit throw back, especially since they’re Chadwick Tyler and I’ll take any excuse to post some Chadwick Tyler pics. Dude’s a genius. Obviously, it doesn’t hurt when he has beauties like Anais Pouliot, Camilla Forchhammer, and Cora Keegan to work with. I’m […]

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Erotic Nudes By Marcel Sander For Endless Boner Days

March 29, 2016
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Google is telling me that “La Clava” is Spanish for”bald pate”  or “bald patch” and that’s it’s a game in Spain that involves a weird metal thing and a weird wooden thing. It kind of looks like a cross between a boomerang and a horseshoe game. I don’t know. I refuse to watch the video […]

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Topless & Naked Russians Are Sublime By Igor Vorontsov

March 18, 2016
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Russians obviously live in a fairy wonderland where woodland sprites come out in the spring to cavort in the sun and breed with human kind. It’s the only explanation I’ve got for women this hot. They’re otherworldly and it’s kind of freaking me out. I can’t handle it. There’s too much pretty. Igor Vorontsov is […]

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The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Pics Are Here Part 2

February 21, 2016
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Hailey Clauson, one of this year’s SI swimsuit models, is 20 years old, but once upon a time she was a young model who was taken advantage of by Urban Outfitters. No, no, don’t worry they didn’t have a Terry Richardson type taking her pics, but her photoshoot did turn a little on the sexy […]

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The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Pics Are Here Part 1

February 19, 2016
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For years the scientists at Sports Illustrated have been working on developing a swimsuit fabric that sticks to the body like a second skin, having yet to achieve this particular dream they resort to using body paint on their models while photoshopping away their labia as to avoid being too porny. It works in a […]

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