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Fap Along With Harlot: Spring Break Sexiness

March 23, 2019
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Right now, my full time job is in a library on a college campus. It’s a fun job, but college students can be a bit…annoying…sometimes. I know it’s not their fault. Their parents are paying a buttload of money to send them to school and all they’re looking for in return is all the answers. […]

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Nudist Restaurant Closing

January 27, 2019
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I need you to use your memories for a second, Peepz. Remember when I wrote about that nudist restaurant that was opening up in London? No? I mean, I get that I’m forever talking about asses and cocks, but there has literally been only time I’ve talked about a restaurant for naked people. How do […]

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Breaking and Entering while Naked with Noodles

November 29, 2018
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You know, Peepz, sometimes I feel like I write an awful lot about the goings on in New Jersey and Florida. There’s a joke that isn’t a joke around Jersey that when you turn 55 you turn into a snow bird and fly south for the winter. That leads me to believe that the whole […]

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Sex Fall Lawsuit Bust

November 22, 2018
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Accidents happen sometimes, Peepz. The accidents that happen when we’re naked in our bedrooms are sometimes the most embarrassing…but that’s only because of the stigma that society has forced on our brains. Sex is fun and passionate. When people accidentally get hurt during the process, it usually makes for a good story after you’ve had […]

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Naked Man Running

November 20, 2018
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The quiet, rural Jersey a few miles away from where I live is up in arms because there’s a peeper/streaker (and not the good kind) on the loose. News vans have been all over the place scoping out the main thoroughfares waiting for this guy to make his presence known again. While I’m pretty sure […]

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Woman Parades Around Office Naked To Boost Morale

November 7, 2018
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It’s often said that everyone has a price but that’s really only half of the truth. The amount of money a person has to be paid to do something embarrassing or out of character depends entirely on how many people will know about it. For example I do things for free in the privacy of […]

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Naked Pastor Flees Angry Husband Of Woman He Was Banging

October 4, 2018
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I’m not a religious man, but I respect those who are and appreciate the role religion plays in their lives. Spiritual people tend to be altruistic partly because it’s the right thing to do, and partly because of the wishes of an invisible wizard who sometimes encourages them to wear special hats. While there are […]

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Underwear Day Parade

July 31, 2018
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New Orleans, Louisiana is a magical place. While it’s known for it’s Mardi Gras celebration, the city is filled with fun year round. On August 5th, the city’s inhabitants will take part in their annual Underwear Day Parade and I’ve never wanted to buy a plane ticket more. The logistics of Underwear Day are fairly […]

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Drunken Sex While Driving Leads To Accident, Blue Balls

July 7, 2018
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25-year-old Luis Birones of Albuquerque, New Mexico was arrested and charged with a number of crimes after running a red light while drunk, causing an accident and then trying to flee the scene after the naked woman he was having sex with was thrown from the car. Ta da! After witnessing this symphony of poor […]

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Candy Ken and Uncle Terry Make a Music Video

May 24, 2018
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You know when you watch something that is so strange you feel like you have to share it with the world? That just happened to me. I’m sorry that I’m about to do this to you. Candy Ken is super colorful character. In his instagram description, he calls himself a PornHub rapper. He’s a camera […]

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