New York

Where Did Harlot Cum? NYC Day Trip

April 29, 2019
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My wife and I will follow Amanda Palmer to the ends of the earth.  That’s not exactly true, but we will travel anywhere within a 200 mile radius to see her perform.  People tend to have a love/hate relationship with the art that she creates. I happen to fall on the love side of things. […]

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Sex in Central Park is Off Trend

March 5, 2019
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I grew up in the shadow of New York City. Just before I got my driver’s license, my friends and I decided that we would all drive into NYC the day after my birthday and go on an adventure that involved walking around Central Park to see the statues of Alice in Wonderland and Strawberry […]

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MTA To Allow Sex Toy Company To Advertise On NYC Subways

February 23, 2019
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New York is an amazing and overwhelming city because every block is packed with excellent stores, restaurants, and other businesses. There isn’t a horrible place to spend money in the Big Apple because anything less than spectacular would fail instantly. This combination of high population and economic density makes every visible surface in New York […]

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Struggling City’s Porn District Shot Down By Moral Patrol

December 6, 2018
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In most parts of the United States, you can only open an adult related business in zones that are permitted for it. This allows no-fun having individuals to avoid seeing such stores with their pure eyes, and herds regular porn loving people into one part of town for easy ridiculing. These zones also make a […]

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A Cop and Her Undies: A Locker Room Saga

October 28, 2018
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Unisex locker rooms are tricky business. Actually, locker rooms in general can be a bit awkward. Cleaning up and getting dressed in front of the people that you work with probably takes a bit of getting used to. I would not be cool with getting dressed in front of my boss, would you? I’m all […]

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Strip Club Claims Strippers Are Therapists For Tax Purposes

October 16, 2018
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Taxes suck. Depending on your profession it sometimes feels like the more money you earn, the less you have after Caesar takes what he’s owed. You work your ass off all year just to get blown the fuck out in April and wonder if it was worth the effort. It’s as if the system is […]

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Politician Shocked Campaign Website Becomes Brothel Ad

May 3, 2018
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Technology and politics rarely work well together. When Senator Ted Stevens called the internet “a series of tubes” the internet questioned whether he was qualified to make any laws that would regulate its use. Though engineers quickly supported his analogy, his further claim that an email he received was delayed by days because it was […]

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New Procedure Provides Temporary Larger Breasts W/Out Surgery

April 20, 2018
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A fundamental part of making any big purchase is being able to try something out before you buy it. Be it free samples, test drives, or live demonstrations- experiencing a product in a risk free environment is usually the deciding factor. However this is usually hard to pull off with body modifications. Recently I thought […]

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MORE Sex Positive Pop-Up Shops? Yes Please

April 13, 2018
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You know Peepz, sometimes I feel like I wasted my twenties struggling to make people understand that being sex-positive wasn’t a bad thing. I’m edging up towards forty now (which is apparently cougar territory, according to my fans) and everywhere I look there’s a new pop-up shop trying to jump on the sex bandwagon. As […]

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Cardi B Doesn’t Need a Pole To Get Down

April 4, 2018
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I’m kind of obsessed with Cardi B. It isn’t her music or anything, my obsessions involves me legit trolling around all her social networking feeds because I’m interested in who she is as a person. I think she’s beautiful and so do millions of other people around the globe. She is very outspoken about the […]

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