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Are People Having Sex With Mystical Fairies? Maybe!

November 24, 2018
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According to an online survey 44% of people in the UK believe in fairies. Considering every work of fantasy has been set in a fictionalized version of ancient Europe that’s not too difficult to comprehend. Also 44% is also my rough estimate for the number of people in the UK who do hallucinogenic drugs. My […]

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Australian Military Wants To Send Sex Workers To Front Lines

November 23, 2018
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Regardless of your political affiliation it’s hard not to love your country’s troops. The freedom to powerlessly disagree with your government is a fundamental right, but letting that sour your attitude towards members of the armed forces is kind of a dick move. These men and women are simply trying to provide for their families […]

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Company Introduces Star Wars Themed Sex Toys

November 22, 2018
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Ever since the first Star Wars movie came out in 1977, the franchise has been almost entirely about selling children’s toys to adults. Years later people are still shelling out major cash for Jedis and Stormtroopers that will never see the outside of their packaging. That’s an impressive feat and a testament to the franchise’s […]

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The Human Side Of Sex Robots

November 21, 2018
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Growing up in an scientifically friendly house exposed me to a unique kind of science fiction. While the American sci fi movie has always been big budget epics with tons of explosions, the British prefer a more human approach. Their science fiction is more about social commentary set in a distant but familiar future. The […]

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Prostitute Skirts Law With Pop Up Brothel

November 20, 2018
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The first pop up businesses I was aware of were stands setup under freeway overpasses to sell flowers and candy during the days before Valentines and Mother’s Day. Years later I saw temporary Halloween stores emerge that sold over priced costumes and decorations during October. While these businesses were noble in purpose and excellent examples […]

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Woman Wearing Body Paint Visits Mall In Sexy ‘Experiment’

November 19, 2018
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A really good way to give a stunt some academic credibility is to call it a “social experiment.” These are usually done by YouTube personalities who make videos of themselves being rude to strangers and, while they have no scientific value, are a good way to upload pranks and make them sound less mean. However […]

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Man Runs Prostitution Ring Out Of Retirement Community

November 18, 2018
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Being retired is sometimes not as glamourous as CBS and Viagra commercials make it out to be. When circumstances cause people to retire earlier than they were planning, they may be faced with the hardships of life on a fixed income. While there’s always the option of returning to the workforce it can be hard […]

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Ace Navy Pilot Draws Penis In The Sky

November 17, 2018
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My high school was near an armory full of artillery and armored vehicles from which someone once famously stole a tank before going on a suburban rampage. However one thing I have never seen is a Navy pilot drawing a dick in the sky. For this spectacle you would have to skip the top guns at […]

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Texas Couple Caught Fucking In A Movie Theater

November 16, 2018
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One of the advantages of my current lifestyle is having free afternoons to see matinee movies. They’re my favorite not only because of the reduced price, but also the deal on (last night’s) popcorn and the significantly smaller crowds. Sometimes my lady friend and I are the only ones in the theater. We’d be really […]

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Study Discovers Sex Not So Bad For Heart Patients Afterall

November 15, 2018
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Pharmaceutical companies weren’t always as glamourous as they are now. Before erectile dysfunction pills were invented they only focused on boring projects like irradiating life threatening diseases. However, since the monetizing of old men having sex without the need for college students wearing school girl outfits, things have been quite different. Erectile dysfunction pills are […]

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