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Research Suggests Your Boss Is Probably Watching Porn Right Now

June 24, 2019
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We often talk about people who watch porn at work and it usually ends with them getting into trouble after being caught. While there may be those who browse smut from their job without getting busted, it has to be hard. Most employees who work with a computer do so in an open environment where […]

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Strip Club Offers Lap Dances For Charity!

June 23, 2019
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If only there were a way to be charitable that would blend seamlessly with our normal lives. The Burke and Hare gentlemen’s club in West Port, Edinburg may have an answer. The staff pulled together to offer half price lap dances with all proceeds going to those in need. Charity never felt so good! The […]

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Oklahoma Man Caught Doing WHAT In A Walmart Bathroom!?

June 22, 2019
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I like going to Walmart because they have everything I could possibly want and a whole bunch of interesting people to look at. I don’t take myself seriously enough to judge anyone else in this world but when I see an obese, elderly woman shopping in a skin-tight, leopard print bodysuit it just makes me […]

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Drunk Florida Chick Applies For Job At Adult Store, Steals Sex Toy

June 21, 2019
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There are a few pieces of job hunting advice that you would think go without saying. You shouldn’t have to tell someone not to drunkenly stumble into an adult store and steal something before asking about employment- unless you’re from Florida. You have to be really explicit down there. A 23-year-old woman from Tampa verified […]

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Is Pubic Hair Back In Fashion?

June 20, 2019
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While most people prefer a clean shaven set of genitals there still seems to be a market for those who enjoy porn featuring a more natural looking pussy. I’m not sure if it’s a fetish or people being nostalgic for the bushy porn of the 1990s, but there is a healthy amount of pubic hair […]

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Study Reveals Men Burn More Calories During Sex Than Women

June 19, 2019
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We’ve discussed the various physical and mental health benefits of regular sex, and even related the story of how the world’s fattest woman fucked her way to better health. While scientists are certain that sex is indeed good exercise, there are still a lot of variables that determine exactly how many calories are burned during […]

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Survey Says: Most Women Prefer Alone Time Over Sex?

June 18, 2019
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A long standing assumption in most cultures is that men care more about sex than women. This is observable in popular images of men in media that depict handsome playboys who are always on the hunt for a new casual sex partner while women are more cautious and reserved. While studies in recent years have […]

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Women Have Better Sex After Weight Loss Surgery, Study Finds

June 17, 2019
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Despite an article we found last week that suggested getting in better shape and making healthier lifestyle changes could potentially hurt a relationship, most people would agree that losing weight can only improve one’s life. This isn’t to say a few love handles or extra padding in key areas would get in the way of […]

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Chicago Library Defies Angry Mother, Keeps Internet Porn

June 16, 2019
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One of the things that makes America unique is the freedom states and cities are allowed to govern themselves. It’s the reason why some states legalized gay marriage while others didn’t, and why some are able to regularly shit on women’s rights. It’s a double-edged sword that makes the US not only one of the […]

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Cop Has Sex On The Job, Blows Her Cover & The Suspect

June 15, 2019
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A few years ago I served on a jury where a man was arrested for selling drugs to an undercover police officer. He never claimed he wasn’t a drug dealer, but that the officer he sold drugs to entrapped him by flirting with him and offering him sex in exchange for selling her drugs. The […]

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