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Powerful Storm Blows Sex Toys Down The Street

October 9, 2018
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Living in Southern California, I’m pretty spoiled with regards to weather. We occasionally have a storm, and our insane overreaction to even just an inch of rain is worthy of national ridicule. It’s easier for us to just live vicariously through following the news coverage of every other major weather event that happens around the […]

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Pornhub Insights On The Curious Rise Of Bowsette Porn

October 7, 2018
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I’ve liked Nintendo products ever since I was a kid. I grew up around the original NES and playing games was a family experience. My parents would watch my siblings and I pass the controllers around, occasionally hopping on the d-pad themselves to direct Mario into an early grave. It was a gaming experience that […]

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Man Born Without Penis Gets Giant Bionic Dick, Loses Virginity

October 2, 2018
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I was once in a sociology class where the professor told us that long after humanity has gone extinct, an alien vessel will come to the earth. While rummaging through our ruins to determine what we were about, they will be able to look at almost any period in history and conclude that we were […]

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Busted Cruising In Car Pool Lane With Sex Doll Riding Shotgun

September 30, 2018
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I grew up in Southern California but spent a lot of my childhood visiting family throughout Arizona. Thanks to a couple prestigious universities that also happened to be well-known party schools, the state has experienced very rapid growth over the last few decades. For whatever reason, many of the people who move there to attend […]

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Man’s Thumb Becomes Surrogate Penis?

September 24, 2018
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When Rafe Biggs became paralyzed from the chest down after falling off a roof nine years ago, he worried he would never have another orgasm. However, the human brain is a complicated machine and few things are more motivating than sexual desires. Through a phenomemon known as “transfer orgasm,” Biggs began to feel sexual pleasure […]

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Woman Allergic To Husband’s Sperm? Inconceivable!

September 23, 2018
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A newlywed couple from North Carolina found out the hard way that waiting until marriage to have sex can have disastrous consequences. After a long engagement, the couple discovered in their mid-30s that they were genetically unable to have sex because the woman was allergic to her husband’s semen. Oops! The story begins when the […]

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First Porn Filmed Using Sex Robot Performers

September 23, 2018
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Pornography has always been a catalyst for technological advancement. The home entertainment industry is a popular example. During the videotape format wars of the late 70s, one of the deciding factors for VHS was gaining support of the adult film industry. Thanks to porn being distributed almost exclusively on their rival’s format, Sony’s Betamax was […]

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Scientists Discover Optimal Life-Sex-Work Ratio

September 22, 2018
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Science is a cruel mistress. Every so often they discover the scientifically best way to be happy, live forever, or please your lover but it’s some impractical method that no one with a job or adult responsibilities could manage. For example, after conducting a lot of research on a bunch of people’s lives and determining […]

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Science Figures Out The Sexual Habits Of Dinosaurs

September 21, 2018
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A lot of what we know about dinosaurs is mere speculation because after millions of years, all of the fleshy bits have been completely lost. With just their bones we can determine how much they weighed and that their existence causes Fundamentalist Christians to violently shit their pants – but we don’t know how they […]

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Priest Earns $300k Selling Meth, Opens Porn Shop?

September 20, 2018
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A priest was arrested after an investigation that included wiretaps and numerous informants. Don’t worry though! He didn’t hurt anyone; all he did was sell $300,000 worth of meth. The suspended Roman Catholic priest was head of a meth distribution organization and had used his drug money to give back to the community – he […]

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