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Samsung Phones May Be Randomly Sending Your Nudes

July 16, 2018
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I’ve recently returned to the world of internet dating and things are a lot different than they were just a few years ago. Being in your 30s on the internet in 2018 is like being a Baby Boomer in a 90s teen movie. Everything is faster now, I don’t understand any of the references people […]

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Neighbors Liken Woman’s Loud Sex Noises To Donkey

July 10, 2018
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I’m a passionate but soft-spoken man. My general goal whenever I leave the house is to make as little noise as possible and my entire social life is built around carrying conversations in public with nonverbal communication. Unfortunately, when I do get excited I squeal with uncontrollable joy. Depending on who you ask, giggling during […]

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A Social Media Platform Specifically For Prostitutes? Huzzah!

July 9, 2018
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My cousin is a very successful hairdresser who is generous enough to cut our family’s hair for free. She credits her success to practice, constant training, and social media. Despite being a less than technologically savvy member of Generation X, she forces herself to stay active on just about every social media platform that exists. […]

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Study Finds Parkinson’s Medicine Making Patients Sex Crazed?

July 5, 2018
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I have a family history of Parkinson’s and have seen people struggle with it firsthand. The disease effects the central nervous system and most commonly causes uncontrollable shaking. The symptoms can range in type and severity and often treated with drugs that effect the brain’s chemistry. According to scientists some of these drugs may even […]

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Hacker’s Sneak Porn Into Nintendo’s Latest Console

July 3, 2018
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The video game industry has changed dramatically over the last couple decades. As the generation of gamers who grew up with the original Nintendo ages, developers have made software more mature to suit their tastes. While this has resulted in games being more gritty and violent than ever, it’s hard to argue with the billions […]

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Brazilian Researchers Create Vagina Out Of Tilapia Skin

July 1, 2018
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It’s easy to get disillusioned with modern society. Sometimes it feels like humanity as a whole is wasting all of their resources trying to make phones as thin as possible instead of working on medical breakthroughs that could save lives. However, we do occasionally read about an advancement in healthcare that restores my faith in […]

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Earthquake Accidentally Exposes Man’s Anime Porn Collection

June 28, 2018
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Depending on the culture you originate from, living with family members as an adult can carry a negative stereotype. I’ve lived with different family members for most of my adult life and have always enjoyed being able to contribute to the household and care for parents, grandparents, or siblings. Still, I have also lived alone […]

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World Cup’s Hottest Fan Turns Out To Be Russian Porn Star

June 27, 2018
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The World Cup in currently under way and my favorite part of the tournament bar none is watching on television to see the stunning women in attendance. Producers are always able to find a gorgeous soccer fan in the stands during a game’s numerous delays after a player hits the grass after taking a vicious […]

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Aspiring BBW Model Consuming 5,000 Calories A Day!

June 24, 2018
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Most people I know with BBW fetishes grew their taste for larger women out of necessity. They really love their girlfriends who in turn really love browsing Reddit for five hours a day while drinking three or four caramel Frappuccinos. There are also those who legitimately admire the soft, sweaty curves of a big woman, […]

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Swinger Club Wins Right To Open Every Night

June 24, 2018
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Being a swinger doesn’t sound like the easiest lifestyle. At first glance it seems pretty straight forward, all you have to do is find another couple in an open relationship that you and your partner are both attracted to and proposition them to see if the feeling is mutual. However, like most things in life […]

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