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Video Game App Surprises Mobile Users With Porn Malware

January 22, 2018
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At some point internet pornography got a really bad reputation for spreading malware. While it’s true porn dialers and other viruses disguised as fuck flicks were rampant two decades ago, nowadays things are a lot cleaner. Thanks to Pornhub, finding erotic content on the internet is easier and safer than ever. However not every porn […]

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Woman Lures Man Into Trap Using Her Boobs

January 21, 2018
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It’s kind of an old stereotype that heterosexual men can’t resist a nice pair of breasts. From my personal experience it seems to check out. Even a really sad looking set of deflated boobs are interesting enough to draw me into a sultry premium cable drama and a pair of really nice ones can even […]

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Please Don’t Fuck The Pizza?

January 17, 2018
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One of my favorite things about reading so many erotic news stories is discovering a new fetish that I didn’t know existed. Just when I thought I’ve seen it all I’ll stumble across a way of having sex that I couldn’t even have imagined before. Today it’s Sitophilia, a fetish wherein participants are aroused by […]

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Amateur Porn Star Orders Hit On Her Husband

January 16, 2018
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As much as I love the titans of mainstream porn, there’s something about amateur performers that really appeals to me. The Community section of Pornhub makes it easy to follow these independent porn stars and the simple production value of self-shot porn makes it feel like some kind of artisanal masturbating experience. Sometimes I just […]

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Man Gets Penis Stuck While Jumping Over Turnstile

January 7, 2018
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I don’t believe in karma. It seems like the most passive aggressive way of dealing with the fact that horrible people exists. While it’s nice to think those who do bad things face some divine consequence, the truth is ne’er-do-wells usually go unpunished. However, when a London man got his dick stuck in a turnstile […]

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Important Tips For Baby Making Season Has Begun

January 6, 2018
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One of the most important parts of being a parent in this modern age is making sure your child has every conceivable advantage. Short of being born into a life of extreme wealth and privilege, the first thing you can do to give them the edge is make sure they’re as old as possible before […]

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Survey Says: Women Have Better Orgasms From Masturbation

January 4, 2018
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I’m all about DIY culture. Anything you can do yourself is something you know can be done right. Completing tasks with your own hands can be a rewarding and educational experience. Even if you don’t know how to do something that needs to be done, simply starting can be a great way to figure it […]

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Jealous Boyfriend Tries To Burn Down Strip Club

January 3, 2018
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It takes a special kind of person to succeed at stripping. They have to be more than just beautiful and glittery. To stand in front of a bunch of drunk, horny strip club patrons and put on an entertaining show requires a lot of confidence and raw sexuality. Though they (usually) never have sex with […]

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Man With Nearly 19 Inch Penis Qualifies For Disability

December 30, 2017
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A very wise Instagram post once said comparison is the thief of joy. Learning to be happy with what you have and who you are is one of the most important aspects of being a well-adjusted adult. Constantly comparing yourself to others will quickly wear down your self-esteem, especially when we typically look at people’s […]

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Pornhub Insights Reveals Meghan Markle’s Sudden Popularity

December 29, 2017
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As an American it makes me proud that one of our very own B list celebrities has made it into the royal family. Knowing the Queen will be just a few degrees of separation from the cast of Psych will be a great source of national pride for me and anyone else who also has […]

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