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Pornhub Insights On Overwatch’s Brigitte Porn

April 19, 2018
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After nearly two years I’m always impressed that Overwatch is still a thing. Between Blizzard’s penchant for drastically overhauling already balanced gameplay every few months and one of the most toxic player bases I’ve ever experienced, I constantly tell myself I’m going to move on to a new game only to realize I don’t like […]

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Naked Man With Toy Stuck In Butt Wanders Gas Station For Help

April 18, 2018
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Anal play has a fairly negative stereotype for most men. Homophobia dictates that enjoying prostate stimulation is something only gay men do and is therefore frowned upon for heterosexuals. However, the fallacy of that argument is that it feels good regardless of your sexual orientation and what I do in the privacy of my home […]

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Russian Couple Caught Having Oral Sex In Court Room

April 9, 2018
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Procedural crime dramas are my favorite tv show genre and watching them makes me feel qualified to give legal advice to strangers on the internet. This fascination with the criminal justice system has and positive experiences with jury duty have instilled a strong respect for the court in me. Apparently the same can’t be said […]

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Google Drive Deleting Privately Shared Content From Porn Stars

April 5, 2018
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Cloud computing revolutionized the way people use computers and mobile devices. Around the time everyone could consistently find high speed internet access, the idea of using it to store large amounts of personal data became very pragmatic. Remotely storing files became known as cloud storage and it’s generally the most used example of cloud computing. […]

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Man Convinces Woman He’s Poisoned, Needs Life Saving Sex

April 4, 2018
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My best friend is a woman and intergender friendships can result in a unique set of interactions and experiences. In addition to becoming knowledgeable in current nail art techniques and makeup brands, I’ve also had a front row seat to some of best failed pickup lines. Granted I’m pretty bad at picking up women myself […]

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Pornhub Insights Reveals Fortnite Porn Popularity

April 3, 2018
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I first heard about battle royale games about four years ago and quickly realized I was too old to play them. The game type consists of a player being dropped into an abandoned city and having to scavenge for weapons and items to defend themselves. The server then starts to restrict the size of the […]

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Cutting Edge ‘Penis Facials’ Gaining Popularity In NYC

March 27, 2018
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In a youth dominated culture some people will go through extremes to retain a younger appearance. While cosmetic surgery and Botox injections are popular solutions, their invasive nature has made them less popular with the nation’s wealthy elite. That’s where penis facials have started to take over. No, not the cool ones you see in […]

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Man Arrested For Getting Oral Sex From Horny Woman On A Train

March 25, 2018
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One of the biggest criticism of porn is that it perpetuates unrealistic expectations of sex. It is often believed that people who lack a proper sexual education use pornography as a substitute and go on to have negative opinions of women and physical relationships. However, proponents of internet porn typically feel as though this is […]

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Jailed Woman Caught With WHAT In Her Vagina?

March 24, 2018
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As anyone who deals drugs in prison can tell you, the human body is not particularly equipped for hiding things. That super diluted hit of heroin you just paid god knows what for in jail? At some point it spent time in somebody’s ass. The high price for an inferior product comes from the insane risk […]

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Jesus Digs Pornstars?

March 23, 2018
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Whether you’re an atheist or a believer, there is one thing we can all agree on – shut the fuck up, we’re here for porn. There’s a time and a place to debate the existence of god, and there are people on both sides of the argument who don’t understand that. However, the people at […]

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