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Body Modifications for Better Sex

November 27, 2018
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In a former life, I was heavily pierced. Back in the late 90s, tongue rings were all the rage in my social circle because their boyfriends all loved the way the ball felt up against their cock. I say boo to that. You want your dick sucked “right” you better be taking care of my […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Pierced Boobs

May 26, 2018
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I’ve been spending a bit of time with my piercer lately. Yes, I still have a piercer even though I’m not heavily pierced anymore. She’s an awesome chick with a forked tongue who owns a piercing shop a few towns over. My wife and I have both gotten work done by her and her all […]

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This Pic Of Alessandra Ambrosio Is The Best Thing I’ve Ever Seen

September 13, 2017
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I fucking love this picture of Alessandra Ambrosio. This one. The header pic. The one where she lying on her stomach in the sand half-submerged in the ocean with her hard nips outlined in shadow. I love sexy silhouettes. They’re tantalizing and this one is really doing it for me. I fucking love the ocean […]

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Cara Delevingne Nipples For GQ Mag Putting Some Pep In My Step

August 22, 2017
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I have become addicted to Wordscapes. I highly recommend you DON’T download the app, because this game is highly addictive if you dig word games. I saw an ad for it while I was doing my daily crossword and for once I said to myself: “Why the hell not, let’s try this new game!” Right […]

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Houston Strip Clubs To Be Completely Topless Once Again!

June 4, 2017
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The way people in the United States make fun of Texas is the way Texans make fun of Houston. It’s a weird city with a bunch of weird laws, but the one we’re concerned about now has to do with nipples. While Houston has an impressive number of strip clubs, it’s illegal for dancers to […]

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Sydney Graham Has Gorgeous Pierced Nipples For Humanity

March 26, 2017
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Credit card companies are insane. For a really long time I couldn’t get credit, because I fucked up back when I was in uni and I almost had to declare bankruptcy to get out of the mess I had created for myself. Fortunately I didn’t have to go bankrupt, but my credit rating for still shit […]

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Bella Hadid Nipples So You’ll Take Her Modelling Seriously

February 20, 2017
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There’s no denying that Kendall, Kylie, Ireland, Hailey, Gigi, and Bella – you know, the children of famous people – are all gorgeous as fuck, but would these people have modelling careers if they had just walked off the street and into a modelling agency? *Do people still do that? Walk into a modelling agency […]

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Misty Copeland Shows Off Her Nipples & Ballerina Body

November 8, 2016
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Misty Copeland is the first African-American woman principal in the American Ballet Theatre. She’s also super hot. I didn’t know much about her – except the fact that she’s awesome – but for once I dragged my lazy ass on over to Wiki and I learned some things. The most striking piece of information I gathered […]

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Kim Kardashian Isn’t Just An Ass, She’s Got Amazing Boobs Too!

September 26, 2016
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Kim Kardashian is on a mission to show the whole world that she has amazing tits. No, seriously. I’ve been staying away from posting too many KK updates, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t kept an eye on her assets and lately every time she’s stepped out for the paparazzi it’s been all about her […]

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Genevieve Morton Has Nipples, Confirmed!

May 26, 2016
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After seeing so many nude but covered and hand bra shots of the same model you start wondering if she has nipples. Before this photoshoot, I was entirely convinced that Genevieve Morton had Barbie boobs and genitals, you know the kind, sans nipples and with a plastic kitty. Thanks to Morton’s recent see-through we have […]

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