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Breaking and Entering while Naked with Noodles

November 29, 2018
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You know, Peepz, sometimes I feel like I write an awful lot about the goings on in New Jersey and Florida. There’s a joke that isn’t a joke around Jersey that when you turn 55 you turn into a snow bird and fly south for the winter. That leads me to believe that the whole […]

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Woman Wearing Body Paint Visits Mall In Sexy ‘Experiment’

November 19, 2018
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A really good way to give a stunt some academic credibility is to call it a “social experiment.” These are usually done by YouTube personalities who make videos of themselves being rude to strangers and, while they have no scientific value, are a good way to upload pranks and make them sound less mean. However […]

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Woman Caught Modeling Nude In Crowded Mall

October 12, 2018
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A good friend of mine in college once got involved with an amateur photographer who paid her to do some basic modeling. Over the course of a couple weeks she was eventually talked into posing nude under the assumption it would lead to more lucrative work, but in the end the pictures were sold to […]

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My Mom Wanted to Bang Burt Reynolds (Yours Probably Did Too)

September 25, 2018
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My mom is fucking devastated that Burt Reynolds died on September 6, 2018. She called me up on my commute home the day it was announced and, when I tell you that she was crying, I mean that she was CRYING. To her, Burt Reynolds was everything sexy about the 1970s and losing him means […]

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Underwear Day Parade

July 31, 2018
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New Orleans, Louisiana is a magical place. While it’s known for it’s Mardi Gras celebration, the city is filled with fun year round. On August 5th, the city’s inhabitants will take part in their annual Underwear Day Parade and I’ve never wanted to buy a plane ticket more. The logistics of Underwear Day are fairly […]

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Naked Dude Flying, Flight Turned Around

February 14, 2018
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I don’t mind flying. It’s the quickest way to get from one place to another. I’m into efficiency and I don’t really get motion sickness or anything, so bring on the airplanes! Know what would really piss me off though? Being on a flight and having to turn the whole plane around because someone decided […]

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Playboy Features Molly Constable

November 23, 2017
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Molly Constable is a curvy model from Upstate New York who is one of the “It” girls right now. She has modeled for Vogue, Harper’s Bazaar and also walked the runway for Ashley Graham’s Addition Elle lingerie line. She’s a plus size model and that’s why her feature photoshoot for Playboy is so iconic. Molly […]

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Instagram Model Brissa Dominguez Beat Up A Cop While Nude

July 26, 2017
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Doesn’t Brissa kind of look like Amy Winehouse in that header pic? When police officers were called to Edge Hotel in Clearwater, Florida, they found Instagram famous model Brissa Dominguez in the buff, which is exactly how God created her, but apparently, that ish doesn’t go down well with cops. Idk what their problem is. Some douche cop […]

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The US Women’s National Hockey Team Got Nude For ESPN

July 14, 2017
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I don’t get hockey. I mean, I get how it’s played. Something about heavily padded Peepz skating after a puck on a rink trying not to trip on each other’s sticks. It’s the why of it all I don’t get. Why would you want to skate after a little black disk for entertainment? Even worse, […]

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Bella Thorne In A Bath Because America Needs A New Hot Mess

July 10, 2017
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Here’s Bella Thorne nude in a bathtub, because America needs a new hot mess to obsess about. She’s young and she just got off the Disney train, so she qualifies. I never saw the show that catapulted Bella to stardom, cause, you know, I don’t really watch the Disney channel and I don’t hang around […]

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