nudity

Kim Kardashian on the Cover of Richardson A9

November 1, 2018
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It’s been a minute since I’ve had to type the name Terry Richardson. The notorious photographer is known for his gritty, filthy style of capturing celebrities with his camera and has been doing so for years. Sex scandals seem to creep on on him and well, the guy is probably a creep IRL, but that […]

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Naked Dude Flying, Flight Turned Around

February 14, 2018
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I don’t mind flying. It’s the quickest way to get from one place to another. I’m into efficiency and I don’t really get motion sickness or anything, so bring on the airplanes! Know what would really piss me off though? Being on a flight and having to turn the whole plane around because someone decided […]

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“Sexting” Statue Causes Controversy Over Exposed Boob

August 9, 2017
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Somewhere in a botanical garden in Overland Park, Kansas you will find a controversial statue. It’s the creation of Chinese artist Yu Chang and it depicts a woman taking a self-shot picture with one breast exposed. Dubbed the “sexting statue,” it is headless and everything except for the focus of the picture is obscured in […]

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Internet Pranksters Storm Subways Partially Nude

August 2, 2017
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I hate public transportation. Everything is kind of sticky and the air smells of farts and unwashed balls. There’s a lot of Asian porn where two people start having violent sex on a subway train while nobody else seems to notice, but like most things that happen in Asian porn it is total bullshit. Anyone […]

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Nudists Beware!

July 1, 2017
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Call me a prude, but I can’t get into nude sunbathing on the beach. Give me a grassy, secluded yard, or a balcony to bathe on and I’m golden. It’s not the nudity, it’s the fucking sand that I take issue with. Sex on the beach is fun for awhile, but when one single annoying […]

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Swedish Court: Masturbating On The Beach is ‘Okay’

April 7, 2017
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Swedish women are known throughout the world for being flagrantly attractive and sexually liberated. I would imagine going to a beach in Sweden would be an exercise in advanced boner hiding. Unless you’re wearing a pair of snug jean shorts your only options are to remain waist deep in the ocean or to randomly find […]

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Playboy Brings Back The Nudes!

February 15, 2017
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It’s been a year since Playboy Magazine (OG edition) decided to do away with nudity in an effort to rebrand the magazine and attract mainstream advertisers. In that time Playboy went with an aesthetic that appealed to a younger crowd. Long gone were the bleached blonde sex doll look-a-likes. These days it’s all about hipster models. The […]

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Naked Pope Protestor Arrested

January 16, 2017
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One of my favorite activities in college was avoiding pretentious assholes trying to tell me what to care about. While I may be very passionate about equality, conservation, and reproductive rights I don’t feel the need to help some unwashed, scruffy looking hippy get a good grade on a paper by listening to a half-informed […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Azealia Banks (2015)

January 12, 2017
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I’m pretty sure Azealia Banks is trolling the internet. She was booted off Twitter for some racist comments she made against one of the One Direction dudes. Zayn Malik, I believe. Now her Facebook account has been deleted because she called Brazilians “third world freaks.” I’m not sure if that was before or after she […]

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Strippers! Golf! Jersey! CONTROVERSY!

August 22, 2016
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I was involved in some rather awkward dinner conversation last week. My super Italian, ultra-conservative grandfather decided that he wanted to talk about something he saw on the news while I was sliding a slice of pizza into my mouth. “There were these ladies of the night on the television earlier,” he turned to my […]

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