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Sex in Central Park is Off Trend

March 5, 2019
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I grew up in the shadow of New York City. Just before I got my driver’s license, my friends and I decided that we would all drive into NYC the day after my birthday and go on an adventure that involved walking around Central Park to see the statues of Alice in Wonderland and Strawberry […]

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A Cop and Her Undies: A Locker Room Saga

October 28, 2018
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Unisex locker rooms are tricky business. Actually, locker rooms in general can be a bit awkward. Cleaning up and getting dressed in front of the people that you work with probably takes a bit of getting used to. I would not be cool with getting dressed in front of my boss, would you? I’m all […]

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MORE Sex Positive Pop-Up Shops? Yes Please

April 13, 2018
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You know Peepz, sometimes I feel like I wasted my twenties struggling to make people understand that being sex-positive wasn’t a bad thing. I’m edging up towards forty now (which is apparently cougar territory, according to my fans) and everywhere I look there’s a new pop-up shop trying to jump on the sex bandwagon. As […]

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Pornhub Popup Shop in NYC

November 28, 2017
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Pornhub is making holiday shopping easy as cream pie for New Yorkers this year. They’ve set up a pop up shop in SoHo at 70 Wooster Street that opened up on black Friday and will remain in it’s location until December 20th. You’ve got to be 18 to get in the door and peruse the […]

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Inappropriate Things To Do With Your Dick On The Subway

August 19, 2017
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My Fetlife profile used to be plastered with the statement, “DON’T SEND ME PICTURES OF YOUR DICK!” and, “NO REALLY, YOUR COCK PICS ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!” or even, “IF YOU TRY TO STICK YOUR DICK IN MY EYE WITH A PHOTOGRAPH, I’LL BE HELLA PISSED. DON’T DO IT. SERIOUSLY.” All that drama llama only […]

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Lawsuit After Boobs Don’t Bounce Back

July 22, 2017
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I love a good carnival. In Jersey, we mostly call them feasts because it’s all about the mother fucking food. When I was a teenager, I would go on the rides all night long. I loved the rush of being thrown upside down and tossed about the place. Little known Harlot fact: I love bouncy […]

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Sex News: NYC Sex Spa, Barbara Palvin, & Hi Full Body Massager

December 26, 2016
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NYC’s ‘sex spa’ is grossing people out (New York Post) House music pulsing, one of the women stripped naked and cheerfully played with her breasts while a woman in a yellow-fringe string bikini and a man looked on. A few minutes later, the nude woman stood in front of the seated man while her hand jerked in […]

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Where’s The Line For The Oral?

November 5, 2016
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Election season is in full swing in the good old U.S. of A. I avoid political conversations like the plague, especially when polite conversation has the chance to turn into an argument. I’m neither Republican nor Democrat…I’m a pervert who likes to make out, read books, masturbate and watch pornography. The only exception to me […]

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Don’t Jerk Off On the Subway…Seriously

September 1, 2016
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This is one of those news stories that makes me feel all sorts of mixed emotions. I’m a fan of free love and masturbation…but I’m an even bigger fan of consent and personal space. Millions of people have watched me masturbate on the Internet. I think it’s fairly safe to say that I’ve gotten off […]

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Sex News: NYC Sex Club, Get Better At Sex, & Pro Cuddling

August 23, 2016
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Peepz, I’ve been on a Kathleen Turner binge ever since I happened upon Romancing the Stone on Netflix a couple weeks ago. I just watched the Jewel of the Nile and holy shit that movie did not age well.  It’s so racially intensive and just downright wrong that I cringed throughout most of the movie. […]

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