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Fap Along With Harlot: Blowjob Bonanza

March 16, 2019
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The security guards on campus were all huddled up in the middle of the hallway yesterday. One of the guys tilted up his chin to say hello to me so I walked over with my coffee to say good morning. That was apparently the wrong move because I walked into a conversation about the one […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Lick Bang

March 9, 2019
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I’ve been daydreaming about eating pussy a lot lately. It’s not that I don’t get enough time in between my wife’s legs, it’s just that I’ve got this intense orgy fantasy about having a dozen women splayed out in front of me so that I can satisfy them orally. Instead of prowling around on the […]

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Russian Couple Caught Having Oral Sex In Court Room

February 15, 2019
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Procedural crime dramas are my favorite tv show genre and watching them makes me feel qualified to give legal advice to strangers on the internet. This fascination with the criminal justice system has and positive experiences with jury duty have instilled a strong respect for the court in me. Apparently the same can’t be said […]

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Man Arrested For Getting Oral Sex From Horny Woman On A Train

February 12, 2019
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One of the biggest criticism of porn is that it perpetuates unrealistic expectations of sex. It is often believed that people who lack a proper sexual education use pornography as a substitute and go on to have negative opinions of women and physical relationships. However, proponents of internet porn typically feel as though this is […]

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How Many Licks Does it Take…

January 21, 2019
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I see myself as an open person when it comes to sexual things. I’ve participated in fetish and kink play that “most” people wouldn’t even consider, I’ve fucked all sorts of people…but this story that I’m about to talk about right now, I mean, I’m having trouble not being judgy with this guy. Sylvia Dungan, […]

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Couple Arrested For Sexy Flight Antics

December 18, 2018
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Flying can be a real pain in the ass. The instant the door is shut everyone starts farting and if you’re lucky you’ll be drunk enough to sleep through most of the experience. You can try talking to the person sitting next to you but if it doesn’t work out all you can do is […]

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Vintage Harlot: Facesitting, No Dick Sucking

May 13, 2018
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Pro tip for when you are trying to get in my pants: Don’t demand that I suck your dick in exchange for any Goddamn thing. Back in 2003ish, I met a photographer on Craigslist that had a legit studio. Like legit, legit. Not just a fancy camera and an eye for images. We met in […]

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The Daily Sex Challenge

April 17, 2018
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My wife and I will have been married for one full 365 day year the first week of May. Time has totally snuck up on us and so have the winter blues. We work on slightly different schedules (I’m up and at the gym at 4am, having to be in the office before 7. She […]

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13% Of Men Don’t Consider Oral Sex To Be Cheating

February 3, 2018
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When Bill Clinton was caught having an affair during the tail end of his presidency, he got everyone all mind fucked over what the definition of sex is. He had assured the American public that he “did not have sex” with Monica Lewinski, and didn’t flinch when evidence surfaced that Lewinski had given the commander […]

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Woman Threatens Officers With Voodoo, Sex To Avoid Arrest

May 11, 2017
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If your reaction upon seeing a police officer is to fall to the ground in the fetal position and then threaten them with voodoo and sex, odds are you’re probably going to trigger their suspicions. After all, nothing says “I like meth” quite like asking your arresting officer to fuck you for money. Police approached […]

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