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Fap Along With Harlot: Suck It

January 9, 2017
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I’m still not ready for it to be January. I don’t give a fuck that we’re nearly halfway through the month, I’m still feeling the waves of last year and I’m pretty much done with this whole thing. “Suck it,” I said to my wife. “Are you writing for Peeperz or thinking out loud about […]

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Sex News: Trump’s Crude Past, Lesbian Terrorists, & Spider Sex

May 23, 2016
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This week’s sex news from around the web brings you a story about the man we all love to hate: Donald Trump. The dude makes it to easy, it’s almost as if he does it on purpose. If so, he might just be a genius. If not, he’s just a rich buffoon. You all know […]

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Some Blowjobs Are More Memorable Than Others

September 22, 2015
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I got a new tattoo over the weekend. It’s a pizza pie, topped with mushrooms and pepperoni that says, “That’s Amore” around it. My girlfriend got a single slice of pizza. The whole experience was pretty mind blowing, because we both always swore that we’d never get a “couple’s” tattoo. It’s also a bit strange […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Top 5 Knob-Slobbering Videos

May 28, 2015
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The only thing I really miss about straight sex is the cock sucking. Sure, I can slobber all over my girlfriend’s strap if I was really in the mood to, but it’s not the same thing as having a real deal, thick cock sliding down over my tongue and into the back of my throat. […]

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Fan Gets Pussy Licked On Stage at Punk Concert

February 2, 2015
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Public sex is my jam. I’m all about sneaking my hand into my undies to give my clit a little rub when no one is looking. It’s more for the thrill of it than the orgasm most of the time. I mean, if there’s actually no one around and I have time to finish myself […]

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Eat My Ass!

September 13, 2013
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When my boyfriend is at work and I want to be fucked I get in the tub and fuck myself. I get on my back and put my pussy under the faucet, legs spread wide. I like the water crashing onto my twat at full blast, extra warm, not hot. And I like to touch […]

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Something Uniquely Dirty About A Finger Gagging Me

August 9, 2013
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What I like more than anything—and I’m sure I’ve said this to the internet a hundred times—is a man’s finger in my mouth (or a woman’s). But lately it has been a man’s. The man being my boyfriend. Don’t get me wrong, I love sucking dick, but there’s something uniquely dirty about a finger gagging […]

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Eating Out On The First Date

July 16, 2013
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I miss hooking up with girls. My birthday orgy was like the worlds biggest tease in the universe because I never got to enjoy and take my time with the pussy of this chick that I was crushing on. Now she’s kind of disappeared so I’m not sure it’s ever going to end up happening. […]

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Some Pussy Eating Tips

May 1, 2013
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I was going down on a girl last night and paying close attention to what she liked. I always do this. If I don’t get a girl off it throws me into a huge depression. Like what could be worse right? It turned out she was just like me and a bunch of other girls […]

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Happy Steak & Blowjob Day!!

March 14, 2013
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It’s here! The best day of the year: Steak and Blowjob Day!! If you’re not familiar with this, the greatest of holidays, it was started as a counterpoint to Valentine’s Day. On V-Day women get flowers and chocolate and romance. So one month after Valentine’s it’s time for men to get what they want most from their partner: […]

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