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Is Electric Slide Really About a Vibrator?

July 8, 2018
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One more thing from my childhood is potentially “ruined” forever and ever, Peepz. I use the words “my” and “ruined” very loosely though…as I could give a shit about this particular song and nothing that has been made perverse is ever truly ruined. That’s the truth in a lot of cases anyway. An Internet rumor […]

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Summer Camp For Adults Is As Awesome As You Think It Is!

May 9, 2018
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Most people who grew up in North America experience something like summer camp. Mine occurred between 6th and 7th grade when I spent two weeks in the mountains with kids from different parts of Jersey. It was kind of a social program where teenagers of varying socioeconomic backgrounds would interact and hopefully grow up to […]

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Lea Michele After Party Nip Slip

March 12, 2018
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The Oscars are super long and boring, but everyone breaks out their fancy duds, so I don’t mind following along the pre-show stuff on the Internet. Every once and awhile though something happens that makes it worth following the news reports. This time around it was Lea Michele’s nipple. I haven’t heard much about Lea […]

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Four French Quarter Clubs Busted For Prostitution

February 13, 2018
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Getting older has drastically changed how I approach partying. In college when I would go out there wasn’t a lot of thought behind it, it was just a matter of having enough money. Now that I’m a slightly older adult, things have become more complicated. Staying up past midnight requires a lot of planning. A […]

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‘Walk of Shame Kit’ Contains Everything Women Need After Sex

October 11, 2017
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Pop quiz, ladies. After a night of casual sex, you wake up in a strange place wearing nothing but the sweaty, sticky residue of regret. You have to get home but your dress from the night before is a crumpled, stained mess and it looks like the only option is the walk of shame. What […]

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Czech President’s Daughter Shows Up In Orgy Video!

May 3, 2017
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Veterans of YouPorn and PornHub have probably seen videos from Party Hardcore. This is the website where a bunch of skinny, attractive Eastern Europeans are drinking and dancing to techno music with male strippers. After a few minutes some of the dancers start having sex and an orgy breaks out while the others watch and […]

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Hot Chicks Getting Champagne Facials

June 16, 2016
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If I walked into a library and squirted a random hot chick in the face with a bottle of water, I would be pepper sprayed faster than a hipster at Occupy Moscow. However, if I were to do the same thing at a club with a bottle of champagne I would get high-fived and hugged […]

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I’ll Admit I Was Impressed With His Cock

December 30, 2015
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Crazy Christmas parties are usually par for the course but in my real life post-porno, rarely do they turn into orgies. I’m OK with this. Orgies can be exhausting and sweaty…which is sometimes good and sometimes bad. This year, my girl’s best friend had all 20 of her cousins over her place for a buffet […]

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An Orgy For Everyone

June 22, 2015
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Canada makes me happy. Not only do the friendliest people in the world seem to come from the country, but sexuality seems to be alive and well every time I research. Know what else makes me happy? Sex…with lots of people…at the same time. I’m so into orgies it isn’t even funny. I love being […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Top 5 Birthday Party Clips

May 21, 2015
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Since it’s my birthday week, all I want to do is get laid and party. I figured you guys wouldn’t be opposed to doing a bit of celebrating with me…so here’s my Top 5 Birthday Party Clips from the good folks over at PornHub. In this video from Cruelty Party, it’s all about the ladies […]

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