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Man Gets Penis Stuck While Jumping Over Turnstile

January 7, 2018
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I don’t believe in karma. It seems like the most passive aggressive way of dealing with the fact that horrible people exists. While it’s nice to think those who do bad things face some divine consequence, the truth is ne’er-do-wells usually go unpunished. However, when a London man got his dick stuck in a turnstile […]

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Man With Nearly 19 Inch Penis Qualifies For Disability

December 30, 2017
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A very wise Instagram post once said comparison is the thief of joy. Learning to be happy with what you have and who you are is one of the most important aspects of being a well-adjusted adult. Constantly comparing yourself to others will quickly wear down your self-esteem, especially when we typically look at people’s […]

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Ace Navy Pilot Draws Penis In The Sky

November 30, 2017
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Growing up in San Diego I was no stranger to the sight of military vehicles in every day places. My high school was near an armory full of artillery and armored vehicles from which someone once famously stole a tank before going on a suburban rampage. It’s also common to see and hear fighter jets […]

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Man Sues Over Penis Destroyed In Motorcycle Crash, Wins

November 4, 2017
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Few things are as important to man as his junk. Proof of this is the way we play sports. While some sports are played with or without protective padding, helmets, gloves or even shoes, every single sport we play requires a cup. Risking serious brain injury or bone fractures is par for the course of […]

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Sex News: Playgirl, Bachelor Party Stripper, & Ken Doll Lesbians

July 19, 2017
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A PENIS ON EVERY PAGE. A PENIS ON EVERY PAGE: THE RISE AND FALL OF PLAYGIRL (Esquire) “We were a magazine ‘nobody ever bought,’ but everybody read,” says Ira Ritter, an ad exec for, and later the owner of, Playgirl. That readership included women and men. It’s no shocker that a magazine full of naked dudes attracted the […]

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Sex News: Teen Sex Comedies, American Gods, All The Penis Info

June 1, 2017
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Have any of you read American Gods? They’ve adapted Neil Gaiman‘s book into a TV show and it’s been getting pretty good reviews. A lot of the articles I’ve read (I mean, headlines I’ve skimmed) seem to be about the sex scenes, which is just one more reason to watch the Starz show. I haven’t […]

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Vagina Breaks Up Fight Between Penis & A Dick

February 15, 2017
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A man in a penis costume and a woman dressed as a vagina were prancing around the streets of Glastonbury in Somerset, England to promote two plays being put on by their theater group. Things were going fine until one man took offence to their costumes and started a fight with the penis. What a […]

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Rover Draws Dick On Mars – America, Fuck Yeah!

January 5, 2017
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NASA spent a billion dollars putting robots on Mars and so far all they have determined is that there are no green space women in dire need of human love. They’ve driven around and taken pictures of rocks, dirt and more different rocks which was more or less the whole point of the mission. Out […]

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Woman Granted Divorce Over Husband’s Tiny Penis!

November 4, 2016
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When a couple decides to get a divorce there has to be a good reason. Often times this reason is kept a secret to protect the reputation of everyone involved. A couple may cite irreconcilable differences instead of accusing their former mate of being cripplingly stupid or for no longer being attractive. A woman from […]

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Penis-Less Man Fucks 100 Chicks (& Now He’s Getting A Dick)

November 2, 2016
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Whenever I get brutally smashed by someone with a considerably greater amount of athleticism than myself, my boxing coach will squirt water in the general direction of my face slap me on the top of the head and say “hard work is the great equalizer.” What he means is that people born with a gift […]

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