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Woman Granted Divorce Over Husband’s Tiny Penis!

September 18, 2018
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When a couple decides to get a divorce there has to be a good reason. Often times this reason is kept a secret to protect the reputation of everyone involved. A couple may cite irreconcilable differences instead of accusing their former mate of being cripplingly stupid or for no longer being attractive. A woman from […]

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Is A Mysterious Traveler Stealing Penises?

September 16, 2018
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As a skeptical man of science I rarely fear black magic. However with reports of mystical travelers with the power to steal your penis with merely a handshake, I believe it’s time to exercise some caution. It’s bad enough shaking some ass-grabbing hobo’s hand without the risk of him stealing your wiener for whatever nefarious […]

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Don’t Drop This Soap

August 23, 2018
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I love surprises. Grab bag type retail situations are my jam. “Oh, I’m going to give you a bit of money and you’re going to throw a whole bunch of shit into a neat care package and ship it off to me? Yes please! I’ll take two!” I get bored of the same type of […]

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Man Loses Virginity After Doctors Fit Him With Bionic Penis

August 14, 2018
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Sexual health problems in adults are common and often ignored. Traumatic events before or during a person’s sexual development may cause issues later in life that make having a normal sex life difficult or even impossible. Therapy is often used to treat such cases where a sexually capable person is unable to have the relationships […]

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Vagina Breaks Up Fight Between Penis & A Dick

July 17, 2018
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A man in a penis costume and a woman dressed as a vagina were prancing around the streets of Glastonbury in Somerset, England to promote two plays being put on by their theater group. Things were going fine until one man took offence to their costumes and started a fight with the penis. What a […]

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Rover Draws Dick On Mars – America, Fuck Yeah!

June 19, 2018
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NASA spent a billion dollars putting robots on Mars and so far all they have determined is that there are no green space women in dire need of human love. They’ve driven around and taken pictures of rocks, dirt and more different rocks which was more or less the whole point of the mission. Out […]

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Mexican Man Claims 19 Inch Penis Is A Disability

May 19, 2018
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Penis envy is a real problem for a lot of men. Though there isn’t much a man can do about the size of his dick, it doesn’t stop the internet from trying to sell a wide range of male enhancement products. Regardless, almost everyone at one point in their life has wondered what it would […]

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iPhone User Sends Woman Unsolicited Dick Pick Using AirDrop

May 17, 2018
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With every advancement in mobile technology comes a new way for dudes to show people their dicks. Unsolicited sexual messages have long plagued mobile users of social networking websites in an act that many people have described as “cyber flashing.” For the most part, people can protect themselves from nefarious pictures of genitals by restricting […]

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Vaseline Injections Leave Man With Tragic Penis Disaster

May 1, 2018
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Some people are never content with what they have. There’s nothing wrong with wanting a little bit more out of life, and the drive to keep moving forward is one of the fundamental requirements for success. Unfortunately, constantly making unfair comparisons to others can make nothing you have seem good enough. There’s always going to […]

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Cutting Edge ‘Penis Facials’ Gaining Popularity In NYC

March 27, 2018
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In a youth dominated culture some people will go through extremes to retain a younger appearance. While cosmetic surgery and Botox injections are popular solutions, their invasive nature has made them less popular with the nation’s wealthy elite. That’s where penis facials have started to take over. No, not the cool ones you see in […]

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