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Rover Draws Dick On Mars – America, Fuck Yeah!

June 19, 2018
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NASA spent a billion dollars putting robots on Mars and so far all they have determined is that there are no green space women in dire need of human love. They’ve driven around and taken pictures of rocks, dirt and more different rocks which was more or less the whole point of the mission. Out […]

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Mexican Man Claims 19 Inch Penis Is A Disability

May 19, 2018
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Penis envy is a real problem for a lot of men. Though there isn’t much a man can do about the size of his dick, it doesn’t stop the internet from trying to sell a wide range of male enhancement products. Regardless, almost everyone at one point in their life has wondered what it would […]

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iPhone User Sends Woman Unsolicited Dick Pick Using AirDrop

May 17, 2018
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With every advancement in mobile technology comes a new way for dudes to show people their dicks. Unsolicited sexual messages have long plagued mobile users of social networking websites in an act that many people have described as “cyber flashing.” For the most part, people can protect themselves from nefarious pictures of genitals by restricting […]

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Vaseline Injections Leave Man With Tragic Penis Disaster

May 1, 2018
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Some people are never content with what they have. There’s nothing wrong with wanting a little bit more out of life, and the drive to keep moving forward is one of the fundamental requirements for success. Unfortunately, constantly making unfair comparisons to others can make nothing you have seem good enough. There’s always going to […]

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Cutting Edge ‘Penis Facials’ Gaining Popularity In NYC

March 27, 2018
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In a youth dominated culture some people will go through extremes to retain a younger appearance. While cosmetic surgery and Botox injections are popular solutions, their invasive nature has made them less popular with the nation’s wealthy elite. That’s where penis facials have started to take over. No, not the cool ones you see in […]

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New Drug Promises To Straighten Curvy Penises

March 5, 2018
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It took me a while to get over my weird bendy penis. I was really self-conscious about it and was hesitant to take it out which made having sex rather difficult. Eventually I wandered into the kill zone of an older, more experienced lover who assured me I was not the only one whose penis […]

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Survey Says: One In Five Men Unhappy With Their Penis

February 22, 2018
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Penises are kind of weird. While women have to worry about their bodies being constantly compared to sexualized images from advertisements, television and movies- men kind of skirt by because nobody knows what a penis is supposed to look like. If we thought porn was an accurate depiction of real life, we would assume everyone […]

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Woman Wins Lawsuit Against Church Over Penis Cake?

February 20, 2018
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Growing up during the cold war, I was constantly bombarded with a fairly negative image of Russia. They were the enemy and Russians were the bad guys in every action movie well into the 1990s. However, after the cold war ended and I became a far more cultured adult I would have a lot of […]

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Man Gets Penis Stuck While Jumping Over Turnstile

January 7, 2018
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I don’t believe in karma. It seems like the most passive aggressive way of dealing with the fact that horrible people exists. While it’s nice to think those who do bad things face some divine consequence, the truth is ne’er-do-wells usually go unpunished. However, when a London man got his dick stuck in a turnstile […]

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Emergency Room Data Reveals The Top Causes of Dick Injuries

January 6, 2018
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Researchers at UCSF looked at the last ten years of emergency room data from around the United States to figure out something very important: When people show up to the hospital with a broken dick what the fuck did they do to injure their cock? They put together a terrifying top seven list of the main causes […]

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