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Cutting Edge ‘Penis Facials’ Gaining Popularity In NYC

March 27, 2018
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In a youth dominated culture some people will go through extremes to retain a younger appearance. While cosmetic surgery and Botox injections are popular solutions, their invasive nature has made them less popular with the nation’s wealthy elite. That’s where penis facials have started to take over. No, not the cool ones you see in […]

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New Drug Promises To Straighten Curvy Penises

March 5, 2018
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It took me a while to get over my weird bendy penis. I was really self-conscious about it and was hesitant to take it out which made having sex rather difficult. Eventually I wandered into the kill zone of an older, more experienced lover who assured me I was not the only one whose penis […]

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Survey Says: One In Five Men Unhappy With Their Penis

February 22, 2018
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Penises are kind of weird. While women have to worry about their bodies being constantly compared to sexualized images from advertisements, television and movies- men kind of skirt by because nobody knows what a penis is supposed to look like. If we thought porn was an accurate depiction of real life, we would assume everyone […]

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Woman Wins Lawsuit Against Church Over Penis Cake?

February 20, 2018
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Growing up during the cold war, I was constantly bombarded with a fairly negative image of Russia. They were the enemy and Russians were the bad guys in every action movie well into the 1990s. However, after the cold war ended and I became a far more cultured adult I would have a lot of […]

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Man Gets Penis Stuck While Jumping Over Turnstile

January 7, 2018
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I don’t believe in karma. It seems like the most passive aggressive way of dealing with the fact that horrible people exists. While it’s nice to think those who do bad things face some divine consequence, the truth is ne’er-do-wells usually go unpunished. However, when a London man got his dick stuck in a turnstile […]

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Emergency Room Data Reveals The Top Causes of Dick Injuries

January 6, 2018
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Researchers at UCSF looked at the last ten years of emergency room data from around the United States to figure out something very important: When people show up to the hospital with a broken dick what the fuck did they do to injure their cock? They put together a terrifying top seven list of the main causes […]

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Man Cuts Off His Own Penis To Spite His Girlfriend?

January 5, 2018
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I’ve heard the expression “cut off your own nose to spite your face” but never “cut off your own dick to spite your girlfriend” but this is what literally happened recently in Taiwan. An unnamed man (luckily for him) was rushed to the hospital after he chopped off his own dick while fighting with his […]

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Man With Nearly 19 Inch Penis Qualifies For Disability

December 30, 2017
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A very wise Instagram post once said comparison is the thief of joy. Learning to be happy with what you have and who you are is one of the most important aspects of being a well-adjusted adult. Constantly comparing yourself to others will quickly wear down your self-esteem, especially when we typically look at people’s […]

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Ace Navy Pilot Draws Penis In The Sky

November 30, 2017
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Growing up in San Diego I was no stranger to the sight of military vehicles in every day places. My high school was near an armory full of artillery and armored vehicles from which someone once famously stole a tank before going on a suburban rampage. It’s also common to see and hear fighter jets […]

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Man Sues Over Penis Destroyed In Motorcycle Crash, Wins

November 4, 2017
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Few things are as important to man as his junk. Proof of this is the way we play sports. While some sports are played with or without protective padding, helmets, gloves or even shoes, every single sport we play requires a cup. Risking serious brain injury or bone fractures is par for the course of […]

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