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Kim Kardashian on the Cover of Richardson A9

November 1, 2018
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It’s been a minute since I’ve had to type the name Terry Richardson. The notorious photographer is known for his gritty, filthy style of capturing celebrities with his camera and has been doing so for years. Sex scandals seem to creep on on him and well, the guy is probably a creep IRL, but that […]

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Kylie Jenner Is A “Weird Science” Experiment!

May 19, 2017
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If the classic movie Weird Science was released today instead of back in 1985 you can bet your ass the “perfect” woman would look a lot more like Kylie Jenner than Kelly Lebrock. It was never clear to me how two nerds in the ’80s were able to create the woman of their dreams using a […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Alyssa Arce (2016)

September 22, 2016
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Yes, 2016, or rather February 2016, definitely counts as a throwback. Why? Because I say so, that’s why. As we’ve already established on this blog, I do what I damn well please. Not really, but no one as tried to stop me yet, so I assume that my word has become law around here and […]

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Kim Is Making Me Feel Dirty By Riccardo Ulpts

March 14, 2016
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When I look at this photoshoot, I feel dirty. Old man dirty and I’m not sure why. Frankly, I prefer not to dig too deeply into this feeling as to not unleashed a torrent of awkward realizations. On a surface level, I would have to say I feel dirty, because these pictures don’t look like […]

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Penelope Cruz Still Hot For Esquire – It’s Been A While!

October 15, 2014
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And it’s about fucking time. Sure, she’s busy with her career, her ridiculously hot husband, and her kids, but I want the super sexy Penelope Cruz back. The one who was Tom Cruise’s arm candy – minus the Tom Cruise. When Penny (I wonder if anyone calls her Penny?) first made it onto the American […]

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Naked Friends Tasering Each Other For A Photoshoot Is The Best

September 8, 2014
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Naked friends tasering each other for a photoshoot is the best thing to happen to the Internet. Haha, this brings me back to high school. It reminds of this contraption we had in science class: on one end there was a light bulb and on the other end there was two unconnected wires. If you […]

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Rihanna No Panties – On All Fours – Photoshoot Candids!

April 11, 2014
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I want to be the dude whose job it is to pour water down Rihanna’s back and onto her bare bum. That’s all he does. That’s his entire life. And he makes more than you and I combined. Fans of Rihanna rejoice, because due to some lurking pap we get to enjoy some 70-odd pictures […]

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Kinky Leather Nude Photoshoot With Model Christina M!

February 24, 2014
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I was all set and primed to write a blog post about Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne’s relationship. It would have gone a little something like this: “Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne are officially dating and I just creamed my pants.” Michelle’s reps had to go and ruin it for me by denying the whole […]

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Kelly Brook In Super Sexy Lingerie! It’s a BOOB Celebration!

November 5, 2013
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Kelly Brook has amazing boobs. I mean, really, really, really amazing boobs. She had the kind of boobs to end all other boobs. And they’re real, which kind of blows my mind. Kelly’s tits kinda, sorta, make me believe in God, because how could nature have […]

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Miley Cyrus Falls Prey To Terry Richardson’s Camera

August 19, 2013
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Usually, I’m way too cool  or at least think I am – to dig super trendy former Disney stars (unless we’re talking about Ryan Gosling), but for some unholy reason I’m kind of in love with Miley Cyrus. Pre-haircut her face, as well as everything else about her,  used to bug the shit out of […]

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