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Fap Along With Harlot: Pizza Time!

April 6, 2019
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Peepz, I haven’t eaten pizza in like a month and I’m craving it like crazy. I’ve got spinach, mushroom, sausage on the brain but I’m waiting till next Friday to indulge. Instead of giving in to my crazy carbohydrate desires right this very moment, I decided to head over to PornHub and see if I […]

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Please Don’t Fuck The Pizza?

January 11, 2019
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One of my favorite things about reading so many erotic news stories is discovering a new fetish that I didn’t know existed. Just when I thought I’ve seen it all I’ll stumble across a way of having sex that I couldn’t even have imagined before. Today it’s Sitophilia, a fetish wherein participants are aroused by […]

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Couple Gets Caught Having Sex At Domino’s!

October 7, 2018
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A very wise post from my aunt on Instagram once said “comparison is the thief of joy.” While this quote probably has more noble origins than a 40-year-old woman who likes to edit inspirational quotes over blurry pictures of Minions, it still rings true. Comparing your boring life to that of some high-powered sexual deviants […]

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Video Rental Chain Stays In Business Thanks To Porn And Pizza!

July 9, 2017
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While Netflix may have killed every Blockbuster and Hollywood Video store in North America, one small chain has managed to keep their doors open. Family Video has a few hundred locations scattered throughout the Midwest and Canada and is known for offering cheap rentals and family friendly promotions. Regardless of how cheap Family Video is, one […]

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The Curious Case Of Pizza Porn Searches

November 3, 2016
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October is a busy month. It’s when fall really starts to feel like fall and we get ready for all of the family togetherness that the holidays bring. Thanks to the complete commercialization of western culture it’s also when we completely look pass Thanksgiving and get ready for Christmas shopping before the pumpkins we carved […]

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Lady Gaga Picks Up A Pizza While Topless, Because Why Not

July 3, 2015
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I just ate a pizza. Not a whole one, but half of one. The delivery guy gives me the creeps a little bit. He walked in and closed the door behind him when usually I just pay the guy at the door. He put his hand on my shoulder and asked where my Mom was […]

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Dudes Fucking Food

March 3, 2014
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Food porn isn’t just for elegantly plated meals, it’s a real fetish involving real genitals and really tasty snacks. One of the things I get requested most on Xtube is penetrating myself with something that I’ve bought at the grocery store. I’ve indulged my viewers on a few occasions, but then I completely ruined Kielbasa […]

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