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One Flight Stand Ends In FBI Investigation

November 9, 2017
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Have you ever boned on a plane? I’ve given hand jobs and masturbated under the blankets while no one was looking, or at least I thought that no one was looking. When I was with my bad ex from Texas, we used to make it a point to fuck in the car after we picked […]

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40 Old Men Banned From Florida Parks For Excessive Outdoor Sex

November 2, 2017
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When I first came to the internet I only had one thing on my mind: cool Dragon Ball Z pictures. While porn did exist before Pornhub, all the amateur surfer could find were Real media files of two flesh-colored boxes rubbing together. Unless you had a really good imagination the only other way to masturbate […]

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Police Chief Caught In Prostitution Sting! Oops!

October 23, 2017
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While prostitution may be legal in most of Europe, it’s still very much illegal in these United States. The reason for this is a mystery to most Americans and many feel prostitution laws are out dated and should be reviewed. However it’s unlikely this will happen because the general belief held by most prudes is […]

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Canadian Couple Caught Having Sex On Plane!

October 20, 2017
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There are two ways to handle getting caught doing something you shouldn’t have been doing. You can cop up to it and admit you broke the rules and apologize to anyone who was hurt- or you can deny everything and lawyer up. This is what Jason George Chase and Alicia Elizabeth Lander did when they […]

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Strippers Lawyer Up, File Civil Rights Suit Against Police!

October 15, 2017
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A while back we read about a San Diego strip club that was unlawfully raided by heavily armed police officers. Strippers were asked to show their permits, pose for photographs, and felt like they were being treated like criminals in what should have been a routine inspection. The constitution protects Americans from unlawful searches, meaning the […]

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Police Conduct Armed Raid On Innocent Strip Club?

October 8, 2017
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If you saw an armed police force performing a raid on a building, you would probably assume something was going down. Maybe they’re busting up a drug operation or arresting a terrorist cell- society would be bettered that day thanks to the brave actions of those law enforcement officers. For the San Diego Police Department, […]

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Cop Dismissed For Watching Porn On The Job

September 1, 2017
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A chief inspector from the UK was dismissed from his position due to gross misconduct. Surely, given the tendency for police officers to “protect their own,” he must have done something completely unforgivable to receive this punishment. As it would turn out, he was just really horny. Mark Brew was a respected chief in charge […]

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Professor Reports Laptop As Stolen To Hide His Porn Stash!

July 8, 2017
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While I appreciate porn and consume it fairly frequently, I understand the need to keep it hidden away. I won’t deny that I’m a fan of adult films or that I’m involved with Peeperz, but if you try to find any pornography on my computer you’re going to need a god damn decoder ring. My […]

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Woman Offers To Trade Blow Job For $25 And Chicken Nuggets

July 4, 2017
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One of the earliest hallmarks of civilization is the bartering system. Trading goods and services with other people allowed individuals to survive comfortably with only a single specialty. These early transactions were a precursor to modern economies and the greed for wealth that has driven every great achievement in human existence. In some parts of […]

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Prostitute Arrested After Mistakenly Dialing Sheriff

June 18, 2017
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Dialing a wrong number is usually nothing more than a minor inconvenience for everyone involved. You exchange a few polite pleasantries and then apologize for being too dumb recall a few numbers. No big deal… unless you’re a pushy hooker who accidentally called an on-duty sheriff instead of a client. In this case you might […]

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