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iPhone User Sends Woman Unsolicited Dick Pick Using AirDrop

May 17, 2018
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With every advancement in mobile technology comes a new way for dudes to show people their dicks. Unsolicited sexual messages have long plagued mobile users of social networking websites in an act that many people have described as “cyber flashing.” For the most part, people can protect themselves from nefarious pictures of genitals by restricting […]

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Police Detain 27 Naked People In Illegal Sex Party Raid

May 14, 2018
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Pop quiz, hot shot. You book a hotel suite and place an online ad for a swinger party. Unfortunately the only people who sign up are 22 horny men looking to get laid. While it’s certainly possible for nearly two dozen dudes to engage in unrestrained group sex, most of them are probably looking to […]

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Man Caught Dumping Quarter Ton Porn Stash In A Park!

April 7, 2018
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I was a junior in high school before the internet became a viable household resource, and I was also a bit of a late bloomer. Needless to say it was quite a while before I got a good look at a boob. In those days your best bet for seeing naked women was to pause […]

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Suspected Drunk Drivers Have Sex In The Backseat Of Police Car!

April 5, 2018
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Being drunk in the back of a police car is a uniquely terrifying experience. What should be a peaceful moment to get your story straight and compose yourself is more like the nerve-wracking calm before an ensuing shit storm. It’s the ultimate time out. Once they open the door you pretty much pour out and […]

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Woman Fired From Sheriff’s Office Over Dominatrix Film

February 27, 2018
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We’re starting to see a real turn in the way people view pornography. This is due in part to great efforts by the mainstream porn industry to hold the medium to the same standards as other movies. Porn is simply sexy entertainment and no more immoral than other depictions of people having sex except it’s […]

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Angry Hooker Steals Hookah, Gets Arrested

February 19, 2018
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Someone once told me that a fundamental understanding of business would help me survive any career I find might find myself in. Understanding where all the money around me is going would help me understand where I fit in, and how to squirm my way to the top. Apparently nobody ever told Yamilet Mattei this. […]

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Man Has Passionate Sex With Mattress, Gets Arrested?

February 16, 2018
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One of the more important aspects of the law is that you have to commit a crime to be arrested and charged by the police. While there may be a few bad cops out there that overstep their authority to intimidate people they don’t understand, for the most part you can’t be detained simply for […]

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Woman Arrested After Having Sex With Lawn Chair?

February 13, 2018
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I’ve only been to Seattle once but it seems like a very laid back city. Everyone is too busy sucking on a Starbucks cup to notice what you’re doing and it’s the kind of place you could walk around with a genital or two exposed without offending anyone. However everyone has their limit and as […]

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When Dildos Attack: Man Pelts Sex Shop Employee With Toys

December 18, 2017
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Self-reflection is an important part of growing up and becoming the person you want to be. It stops you from repeating the same mistakes and recognizing behaviors that are harmful to yourself and others. For example if you got arrested after breaking through the ceiling of an adult store and throwing sex toys at an […]

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Police Find Bag of Marijuana in Woman’s Vagina?

December 14, 2017
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Marijuana might be legal in some parts of the United States but Florida certainly isn’t one of them. While you might be fine walking around with a small amount for personal use in the sunshine state, there are certain situations where you would to hide your stash from the police. For example, if you have […]

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