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Breaking and Entering while Naked with Noodles

November 29, 2018
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You know, Peepz, sometimes I feel like I write an awful lot about the goings on in New Jersey and Florida. There’s a joke that isn’t a joke around Jersey that when you turn 55 you turn into a snow bird and fly south for the winter. That leads me to believe that the whole […]

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40 Old Men Banned From Florida Parks For Excessive Outdoor Sex

November 5, 2018
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When I first came to the internet I only had one thing on my mind: cool Dragon Ball Z pictures. While porn did exist before Pornhub, all the amateur surfer could find were Real media files of two flesh-colored boxes rubbing together. Unless you had a really good imagination the only other way to masturbate […]

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Woman Offers To Trade Blow Job For $25 And Chicken Nuggets

October 18, 2018
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One of the earliest hallmarks of civilization is the bartering system. Trading goods and services with other people allowed individuals to survive comfortably with only a single specialty. These early transactions were a precursor to modern economies and the greed for wealth that has driven every great achievement in human existence. In some parts of […]

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Man Finds Out Wife Is A Prostitute The Hard Way

October 6, 2018
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Watching Cops allows viewers to experience a very specific kind of pleasure. No matter how bad things are or how much you’ve fucked up, in that very moment you’re at least doing better than the poor souls getting dragged through the mud by the police. It’s comforting. This is probably what Igor Alexeev expected to […]

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Man Arrested After Dropping Sex Toy In View Of Cop!

October 3, 2018
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The couple of times I’ve been on a jury all played out the same way: someone was caught more or less red handed but managed to wiggle into a defense based on technicalities. Essentially, we were told a story and then instructed to ignore parts of it because the arresting officer made a procedural mistake. […]

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Cop Shoots Amateur Porn With Body Cam

September 24, 2018
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Another cop is getting his dick wet on the job, Peepz. Surprise, surprise Anthony Doran, a police officer in Arizona, was snagged for fucking fucking on the job. He was in his office, wearing his uniform and decided to get it on with a woman. Recording the encounter with his body camera was probably not […]

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Public Sex OK in Guadalajara

September 11, 2018
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If I have anything to say about it, my wife and I will be vacationing in Guadalajara, Mexico next. A place where you can fuck in public without fearing arrest? I mean, come on. That basically has my name all over it. There’s a new law on the books that says it’s cool to get […]

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Body Cam Films Cop Having Sex On The Job

August 27, 2018
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Having sex at work is one of those fantasies that really resonates with some people. Most never act on their urges and are content with the thrill of having an office crush or work spouse to flirt with. However, there are a few of the brave and the bold who risk everything to carry out […]

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Cops Fucking on the Clock

August 19, 2018
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My friends have been friends with plenty of police officers over the years. My bff in college was a police dispatcher for about a decade and she only dated cops for the longest time. I tend to find myself on the opposite side of the law sometimes, so I try not to associate with them […]

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Casino Evacuated After Vibrating Cock Ring Mistaken For Bomb

August 16, 2018
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Terrorism has existed in one form or another throughout most of human history. A person of unsound mental health will commit a horrendous act of violence against other people to spread fear and sadness because of some twisted agenda. It’s bullshit. The most recent terrorist attacks are being heavily discussed on the news, and the […]

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