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Public Sex OK in Guadalajara

September 11, 2018
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If I have anything to say about it, my wife and I will be vacationing in Guadalajara, Mexico next. A place where you can fuck in public without fearing arrest? I mean, come on. That basically has my name all over it. There’s a new law on the books that says it’s cool to get […]

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Body Cam Films Cop Having Sex On The Job

August 27, 2018
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Having sex at work is one of those fantasies that really resonates with some people. Most never act on their urges and are content with the thrill of having an office crush or work spouse to flirt with. However, there are a few of the brave and the bold who risk everything to carry out […]

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Cops Fucking on the Clock

August 19, 2018
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My friends have been friends with plenty of police officers over the years. My bff in college was a police dispatcher for about a decade and she only dated cops for the longest time. I tend to find myself on the opposite side of the law sometimes, so I try not to associate with them […]

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Casino Evacuated After Vibrating Cock Ring Mistaken For Bomb

August 16, 2018
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Terrorism has existed in one form or another throughout most of human history. A person of unsound mental health will commit a horrendous act of violence against other people to spread fear and sadness because of some twisted agenda. It’s bullshit. The most recent terrorist attacks are being heavily discussed on the news, and the […]

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Stop Drunkenly Fucking That Bush

August 6, 2018
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No lie? I dig drunk sex. It’s sloppy and my inhibitions (yeah, I have some of those) totally disappear. One of the reasons I stopped drinking completely back a decade ago was because drunken sex was happening entirely too much with strangers. I love a good stranger fuck, but doing that 5 nights a week […]

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Cops Suspended After Caught Sucking Dick On Duty

August 5, 2018
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Some people say the key to happiness is finding a job you love so that you’ll never mind working. Unfortunately masturbating and watching Dr. Who is only a viable career choice for a small number of people, so most of us choose to take the highest paying job we can tolerate. Work to live, don’t […]

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Tokyo Police Break Up Home-Delivery BBW Sex Ring

July 24, 2018
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The only people who ever come to my door are Jehovah’s Witnesses and ex-convicts trying to sell me magazine subscriptions. I can order pizza and the UPS man occasionally brings me books and computer parts from Amazon, but I can’t get the kind of home delivery service available in other big cities. In Tokyo, for […]

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Texas’ “Redneck Heaven” Under Fire For Exposed Boobs

July 23, 2018
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The most important component of any restaurant experience is the charming waitress. A little bit of sass and witty conversation can go a long way towards a better night for me and a larger tip for the service. While some may leave a couple of dollars as a pity-tip for the introverted, homely waiters and […]

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Judge Orders Return Of $20,000 Illegally Seized From Stripper

July 22, 2018
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Under America’s various asset forfeiture laws, police can legally keep any money they seize from criminals they put under arrest for doing criminal things. It’s kind of a finders-keepers system that is supposed to deter drug dealers from, well, dealing drugs. Unfortunately, these laws are often abused by less ethical police officers to harass law-abiding […]

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Man Calls Police Because His Hooker Was Ugly

July 15, 2018
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A man from the UK called 999, the police emergency line, to complain about an ugly hooker. He went on to accuse her of breaching the Sales of Goods Act – a 1979 law that states all goods must match the sellers’ description. Sounds like a pretty open-and-shut case to us. The man claims to […]

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