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Fap Along with Harlot: How Does That Dick Fit?

December 15, 2018
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Peepz! It’s that time again where we all strip down and make each other feel good. I’ve been fantasizing about monster cocks splitting my pussy wide open this week, so I headed to PornHub to sift through all the goodies. I’m already exhausted from all the masturbation that I’ve endured today, and I know I’m […]

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Chinese Government Creates Professional Porn Watching Job

December 11, 2018
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China’s latest effort to clean up the country’s internet has resulted in the creation of one of the coolest jobs I’ve seen listed all year. A “chief porn appraiser” gets paid roughly $32,000 a year to sort through all of the porn on the internet to determine what content should be disabled. Ni hao! Where […]

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“You Have An Eel Stuck Where!?”

December 10, 2018
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I’ve done a lot of things I’m not proud of as a result of my masturbation addiction, like wanking to cartoons when the internet goes out. Thankfully I’ve never voluntarily hurt myself more than I intended to, and I’ve certainly never caused any harm to another living creature. However, an unnamed man from southern China […]

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Community College Offering Class On Porn!

December 8, 2018
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Porn has carved out a unique position in this modern age of sex tapes and scandals. At a basic level it’s an entertainment industry that employs hundreds of thousands of people and fattens the bank accounts of everyone involved. Somewhere along the way it became a means of empowering the sexually repressed by giving the […]

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Struggling City’s Porn District Shot Down By Moral Patrol

December 6, 2018
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In most parts of the United States, you can only open an adult related business in zones that are permitted for it. This allows no-fun having individuals to avoid seeing such stores with their pure eyes, and herds regular porn loving people into one part of town for easy ridiculing. These zones also make a […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: So That Was…Unique?

November 17, 2018
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Sometimes while I’m surfing around on PornHub I’ll come across videos that are uniquely original. At times, the title is totally click bait and when you watch the scene you discover that things aren’t exactly as they are “supposed” to be. That’s the case with the five clips that I’ve uncovered for your Peepz today. […]

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Pornhub Insights On Sexy Searches For Overwatch’s Ashe

November 13, 2018
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The internet has been around for quite a while and during my decades of observing it a lot of patterns have arisen. For example, every time around this year some people decide to get really mad about Starbucks’ holiday cups. It doesn’t even feel like Christmas until the news tells me how a paper tube […]

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Could Gronk Be A Porn Star? Richelle Ryan Says Yes

November 13, 2018
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Porn and football have a lot in common. Both are physically demanding forms of entertainment that appeal to all people but are predominately popular with heterosexual males. This skew towards one demographic dictates the content and advertising associated with each. However there are also many critical differences between the two. For example one of them […]

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Survey Says: Watching Porn Could Give You Penis Envy

November 12, 2018
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A common criticism of porn is that it perpetuates unrealistic depictions of sex among men who may otherwise lack formal sexual education. People who expect real world intercourse to be like what they see on the internet may develop unhealthy expectations and negative attitudes towards women. While many producers are trying to rectify this, there […]

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Court Makes Decision After Porn Filmed In Catholic Church

November 2, 2018
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Porn and religion have had a delicate relationship through the years. Although most religious documents were written thousands of years before pornography ever existed, their interpretation has historically lead scholars to believe it just isn’t kosher. It’s kind of like how lawyers tell us the constitution clearly states the founding fathers wanted the government to […]

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