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Area 51 or Area 69

July 28, 2019
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Everyone is obsessing over space lately. The 50th Anniversary of NASA’s Apollo 11 mission took place on July 19th, facebook is buzzing about Area 51 and a whole lot of pervy people are trying to hunt down some of that sweet alien pussy. My favorite sexy data crunchers over at Pornhub pulled together some data […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Shake the Snake

July 27, 2019
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It’s my favorite time of the week, Peepz. I pick the porno, you get to cum along with me. It’s like mutual masturbation, only I’m at home in Jersey and you’re…well…where ever it is you are. This week, I’m going to pull a couple clips from the Pornhub stacks of Shake the Snake.  The girls […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Heidi Van Horny

July 20, 2019
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It’s my favorite time of the week, Peepz. I honestly look forward to hunting down the hottest porno on Pornhub for us to get off to together. This time around, while I was perusing the Pornstar section of the site, I happened upon the smoking hot Quebecoi, Heidi Van Horny. Heidi is an extremely sexy […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: Dad Crush

June 30, 2019
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Hello, my Peepz! I’ve been hella productive today. This morning, I headed to my dad’s place down the shore so that I could help him with his gardening a bit. He’s got a crazy tropical backyard with 10 foot tall banana trees and shit. It’s not something that you usually find when you’re hanging out […]

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Research Suggests Your Boss Is Probably Watching Porn Right Now

June 24, 2019
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We often talk about people who watch porn at work and it usually ends with them getting into trouble after being caught. While there may be those who browse smut from their job without getting busted, it has to be hard. Most employees who work with a computer do so in an open environment where […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Summer Fun

June 15, 2019
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Pool sex will forever be my favorite way to fuck. I love the way that water feels on my skin and feeling completely weightless. Water makes you slow sex down. You can’t just power thrust your way to an orgasm if you’re weightless. I got to take my first dip of the summer last weekend […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: That Looks Like Fun

June 1, 2019
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My birthday weekend was pretty amazing. I spent a ton of time outside hanging in the sunshine with my friends doing exactly what I wanted to do at whatever moment it happened to be. When it came time to sit down and write my Fap Along, I figured that I would continue the trend. I […]

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Pornhub Summer Gear

May 30, 2019
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I was walking around the farmer’s market in town this morning and we saw some guy with a Pornhub shirt on. He was an older gentleman who was walking around with his arm around a woman who seemed to be basically the same age. My father-in-law was baffled that someone would admit to watching porn. […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Anal Adventures

May 25, 2019
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My wife is going to be heading to a convention at the end of May. It’s a big deal, she’s doing a huge presentation and I’m super proud of her. The one thing that I’m upset about is…because I got a new day job, I’m not going to be able to go with her. Hella […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Property Sex

May 12, 2019
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I don’t really fully hate a lot of things in this world. Moving is definitely one of the things that I despise. Going through all of my belongings, putting them in boxes to move them a few miles away is the worst. Unboxing can be fun because you have a whole new space to work […]

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