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Fap Along With Harlot: Sex That’s Sensual

February 10, 2018
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Porno is magic to me. Fantasies come true in realistic and unrealistic scenarios and we’re left with swollen naughty bits that are aching to be satisfied. If there is passion behind the moves, it makes it seem so much more believable. Scenes can either be strictly point or shoot fucking or they can be at […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Cum on Eileen

January 27, 2018
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My twitter friend HennyBottle sent out a tweet the other night that got me thinking. He said: Note to self: save this "has there been a porno named Cum on Eileen yet?" tweet for a later date. — bottle o henny!! (@hennybottle) January 21, 2018 And I was like…that’s a really good fucking point! Something […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Mirror Tricks

January 13, 2018
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I’m currently obsessed with the show Black Mirror. It’s like The Twilight Zone only every episode has to do with creepy technology type scenarios. We blew through the first three seasons of it over winter break and now we’re making our way through the fourth and newest season. I can’t help but research shows that […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Hot Hookups

January 1, 2018
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Back in the day, I was Queen of Internet hookups. I spent most of my time looking around for different people to fuck on the weekends rather than actually having a social life. It was fun and I sure as hell learned a lot about sex…but at the same point, I’m kind of glad that […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Happy Little Trees

December 23, 2017
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This was the first year that I cut down our Christmas tree from the forest. I chopped it with an axe, Peepz! It was amazing and exhilarating and after it hit the ground, I wished that I could chop down another one. Before anyone attacks me for deforestation stuff…we went to a sustainable farm and […]

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Pornhub Popup Shop in NYC

November 28, 2017
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Pornhub is making holiday shopping easy as cream pie for New Yorkers this year. They’ve set up a pop up shop in SoHo at 70 Wooster Street that opened up on black Friday and will remain in it’s location until December 20th. You’ve got to be 18 to get in the door and peruse the […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Table Top Titties

November 25, 2017
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We’re gearing up for that special time of year where we’re forced to hang out with people we wouldn’t normally hang out with to share food. I always have these fucked up fantasies about swiping the dishes off the table, hopping on top of it and masturbating. In my fantasy, there’s no one else in […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Knees to Your Shoulders, Please

November 18, 2017
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You know when you’ve got a girl on her back, with her knees up in the air? I love that position. I love being able to spread a pussy wide open and explore every inch of it. I know it’s kind of missionary, but I feel like once the knees pass the shoulders, it’s magical. […]

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Get In Shape With Some Work Out Themed Porno

November 16, 2017
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Exercise videos are a huge racket. Motivation is one of the biggest hurdles to overcome for the typical person trying to work out daily, and next to making a gym buddy or hiring a personal trainer, watching a sweaty celebrity or motivational speaker yell at you from a DVD is the next best option. After […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Sexy In Socks

November 11, 2017
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Socks are fucking sexy. I love stockings just as much as the next pervert, but there will always be a special place in my heart for a pair of knee high fuck socks. Maybe it’s the fact that I’m personally obsessed with knee socks (especially with boots in the fall) but I needed to get […]

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