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Fap Along With Harlot: Mirror Tricks

January 13, 2018
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I’m currently obsessed with the show Black Mirror. It’s like The Twilight Zone only every episode has to do with creepy technology type scenarios. We blew through the first three seasons of it over winter break and now we’re making our way through the fourth and newest season. I can’t help but research shows that […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Exploding into 2018

January 6, 2018
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There’s a bit of a timewarp between when I write my posts and when they actually go live…but right now it is New Year’s Day in Jersey. Last night, my wife and I caught up on the episodes of Black Mirror that we had missed so that we could start watching the new season today. […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Harlot’s Choice

May 31, 2016
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It’s my birthday week so I decided that I’m going to go theme-less…which is basically like going topless for writers. All I want to do is cum, and I want you Peepz to cum along with me. This is going to be a bit of wild ride, but if you hold on tight and keep […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Fuckably Flexible

February 28, 2016
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I started going to the gym again this week Peepz. I don’t have any delusions of grandeur about being super model thin, but I think it would be nice to not get winded every time my boss asks me to walk up three flights of stairs to deliver a memo to her boss. Last Friday, […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Handjobs All Around

October 1, 2015
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One of my favorite sex-starting conversations used to involve me watching the guy I was going to bang jerk off his own dick. There’s plenty you can learn from a guy while you’re watching him masturbate. How does he like to be touched? Is he into ball tugging or working the head till he’s uber […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Roller Skates And Boobies

September 19, 2015
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You know what’s hot? Sexy ladies on eight wheels. I’m not so fantastic on roller skates, but there are plenty of ladies who are, so when I was in the mood to do a bit of fapping this week, I decided to fill my spank bank up with hotties on skates. Grab your knee pads […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: School is Back In Session

August 29, 2015
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So here’s a confession that you won’t see anywhere else on the Interweb, I’m going back to college. My girlfriend is getting her Master’s Degree and it’s inspired me to go back to my roots and give getting an education another try. Her semester starts this week, and while she’s stressing out over what assignments […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Top 5 Pop Shot Clips

June 24, 2015
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Pop shots are tricky. You could be watching a porno scene form start to finish, and it’s the hottest thing you’ve ever seen….but when it comes time for the splooge to flow, you only get to see one or two drops. It’s a little bit of a disappointment for the viewer at home when things […]

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Watch A Clip Of The 1975 Porno Scene Orson Welles Edited

June 20, 2015
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Orson Welles – the man who directed the Citizen Kane; the movie that is lauded as the best cinematic experience of all time by every single Film 101 class – edited a porno scene titled 3 A.M. and it is magnificent. Welles worked on the film as a favor to Gary Graver who was his cinematographer […]

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High School Field Trip To Sex Shop

June 9, 2015
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Back in my day, sex ed wasn’t really all that educational. We learned the anatomical names of our parts, how the old in-out, in-out stuff was “supposed” to work, and we also learned that we should probably not be having sex for a very very long time because the only thing that comes out of […]

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