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Hump Day, GIF Day: Mia Khalifa Gets You Through The Week

August 23, 2017
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Oh man, did you Peepz know that Mia Khalifa was only in porn for three months?! I find that surprising, especially since she’s rated as the second most popular pornstar on Pornhub. I mean, Mia’s porn stint dates back to 2014 and she’s still number two?! Wow. For a while there, Mia was actually number […]

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Teacher Fired Over Porn Fighting To Save Job

August 14, 2017
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When we first heard about a middle school teacher from Oxnard, California who was fired after a colleague discovered a porn scene she had done in college, I thought the story was over. There are no shortages of out-of-work teachers in California and Stacie Halas’ old position has probably long been filled. In a society […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Tatas and Tan Lines

July 30, 2017
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Sometimes I feel like I talk too much about the fact that it’s summertime in Jersey. Today, the sun was shining and it was entirely too hot, so my wife and I decided to head over to the pool. There was an older MILF laying out with skin so bronze she must have been tanning […]

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Hump Day, GIF Day: Lela Star Gets You Through The Week

July 26, 2017
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We’ve got another tiny pornstar from Florida. At 5’1″ this tiny Cuban probably didn’t eat her greens and definitely smoked a lot of cigarettes, you know, because those things stunt your growth. (I think I’m always ragging on short pornstars, because at 5’8″ I feel like I tower over them. It is my right as […]

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Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Marsha May?

July 24, 2017
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Marsha May is only 4 feet and 11 fucking inches tall. THAT IS SHORT! I didn’t even know they made people that short. There must be something in the air in Miami, Florida, that makes short women really horny and revved up for a career in porn. They. Are. Everywhere. This tiny bottled blonde bombshell […]

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Top 10: Reasons Why Kissa Sins Is Hotter As A Brunette!

July 18, 2017
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To be fair, Kissa Sins looks hot no matter what color her hair is, but if I’m going to randomly make my opinion known I’ve gotta say, I really love the brown hair. Now, if only I could somehow make her take more candid pictures and less I’m-doing-an-extreme-angle-with-pouty-lips-pose I could die happy. Sure, she probably doesn’t […]

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Company Offers Night With A Porn Star To Year’s Best Employee

July 4, 2017
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Many companies offer rewards to their best employees in order to motivate them to work harder. These incentives typically range in value and are mainly designed to make hard workers work harder while lackluster employees continue to do just enough to avoid getting fired. For those who feel like hard work is not its own […]

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Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Ariana Marie?

June 6, 2017
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I’m starting to think that pornstars are basically hot women who are too short to be models and/or that short women are predisposed to being sex fiends. Everyone knows that to make it as a model you’ve got to be at least 5’8″ tall, and although I won’t go as far as saying that all […]

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Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Ava Dalush?

May 29, 2017
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Ava Dalush is a British pornstar of Mexican and Scottish descent. She’s one of those brunettes that come off as effortlessly beautiful. She has an incredible body – her ass, tits, legs, everything is perfect – but if forced to choose a favorite body part I’d have to go with her hips. I don’t even […]

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Hump Day, GIF Day: Kendra Sunderland Is A Bombshell

May 10, 2017
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I need a husband. I need someone who will do all the work while I sit on my ass and eat bonbons. I swear, I love being single, except when it comes to doing all those daily work things. Basically, what I’m saying is that I’m tired of raking leaves and I want someone to […]

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