pregnancy

Ikea Puts Golden Showers to Use

January 18, 2018
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Two summer’s ago, my wife and I were sitting in her bff’s backyard waiting for a BBQ to start. The grill was warming up, we were sipping on cold cocktails and the summer sun was beating down on our tan skin. Of course something was going to happen to ruin the moment…because that’s how life […]

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Important Tips For Baby Making Season Has Begun

January 6, 2018
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One of the most important parts of being a parent in this modern age is making sure your child has every conceivable advantage. Short of being born into a life of extreme wealth and privilege, the first thing you can do to give them the edge is make sure they’re as old as possible before […]

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Florida Radio Station Wants To Get You Pregnant

November 27, 2017
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We talk about sex on this website a lot but one of its least mentioned uses is conceiving babies. Sexual attraction is one of the fundamental building blocks of our economy and the main reason for that is our innate biological desire to procreate. When we see commercials with attractive people brushing their teeth, we […]

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Semen Smuggler Caught With Illegal Load In Loas?

May 4, 2017
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Most of what I know about Southeast Asia comes from 90s action movies and typing “LBFM” into Pornhub. Despite my naïve understanding of the world I am sure countries like Thailand, Laos, and Vietnam have beautiful traditions and cultural heritage that Southern California has appropriated into some kind of food truck. That being said, the […]

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Spain Appoints New ‘Sex Tsar’ To Address Low Birth Rate

March 1, 2017
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The entire time I was in school Earth’s population was roughly estimated to be about six billion people. Today we’re at nearly seven and a half billion and scientists expect us to hit eight sometime around 2025. That’s an impressive feat of procreation for walking water-bags who live on a rock that’s hurling through space. […]

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Scientists Explore The Dangers Of Space Sex!

October 20, 2016
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Throughout humanity’s relatively brief history every curious adventurer, scientists and philosopher has starred up towards the cosmos and thought “Man, I wonder what it would be like to fuck somebody out there.” According to modern day scientists, however, intergalactic sex could lead to life-threatening illnesses. Bummer! Though it’s always been a rumor that American and […]

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Woman Fired Over Premarital Sex? Hmph!

October 9, 2016
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While I consider myself a spiritual man, if I had to choose a label I would call myself an atheist. That being said, I hate hanging out with other atheists. I don’t like making snarky comments about the things people believe and I’m a very happy guy. This is probably why I’ve historically preferred the […]

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Research Exposes Risky Sexual Practices Of Students

June 15, 2016
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One of the more known but less talked about aspects of college life is the risky sexual behavior among students. While it’s a major theme of nearly every college movie, we tend not to hear about it through major news outlets unless there’s a huge syphilis outbreak in your local university’s dorms. Researchers at the […]

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Buttsex Leads to Baby

May 19, 2015
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There’s this book by Audrey Niffenegger (who is probably most famous for penning The Time Traveler’s Wife) called Raven Girl. It’s a love story about a man and a bird…somehow they have a baby girl. It’s an interesting premise for a story, and the whole time I was flipping through this graphic novel my mind […]

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Five Things You Didn’t Know About Semen

July 30, 2012
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Swallowing Can Make Pregnancy Easier There’s a rumor going around that if a chick swallows a lot of sperm before getting pregnant her pregnancy will go much smoother. Benefits include: less problems with high blood pressure, pre-eclampsia and eclampsia (whatever those last two things are). The theory: swallowing her baby daddy’s spunk acclimates the pregnant […]

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