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Game Night Fantasy

February 10, 2019
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I can’t stop my brain from going full perv sometimes, Peepz. My wife and I were hanging out at a Pokemon Go raid and we started talking to one of the guys that was raiding with us. We ended up defeating the monster (Palkia, if anyone cares) and we started walking over to our car. […]

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Eyes Wide Open or Shut

January 31, 2019
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There’s a romantic notion that having sex with your eyes closed is the “right” way to do it. In movies (non porno movies) couples sweep each other into the throws of passion and keep their eyes closed while they’re doing it. I dated this guy when I was much younger who always kissed with his […]

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Do You Have a Sex Day?

January 20, 2019
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My wife and I are still in the middle of our Thirty Days of Intimacy Challenge. We’ve skipped a day or two here and there but we’re running with the fact that we’re succeeding. I’m pretty sure that it’s kind of like an exercise challenge in that, you don’t need to do it every single […]

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Orgasm at Midnight

January 10, 2019
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One of the tricks that I randomly have stuffed up my sexual sleeve is the fact that I am nearly able to cum on command. It only takes 20 seconds or so for me to go from considering masturbation to making a huge puddle on my sheets. I control it most of the time, but […]

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Shower Sex Thanks to Rich Relatives

January 3, 2019
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My in laws have money. They’re generous about spoiling my wife at Christmas and we love spending time with them because they’re generally nice people. They just spent a boatload of cash on remodeling their bathroom and now, it’s one of those places where you can’t help buy feel sexy as soon as you walk […]

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Sexy-time Injuries

October 29, 2018
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My wife fell off of the bed when she was fucking me last night. She’s cool. She didn’t hit her head or anything. I went from a prone, “moaning-because-I’m-about-to-orgasm” state of mind to a, “where-the-fuck-did-she-go” state of mind. I was cum drunk for like 5 seconds, which was enough time for my lady to get […]

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Apple Picking Pussy

October 16, 2018
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Autumn activities are my favorite type. I make plans in July to go pumpkin picking and apple picking before my calendar fills up. Last year, a family trip to the pumpkin patch resulted in me getting fingered in a corn field. This year? We waited until we were indoors to participate in our annual tradition. […]

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Possible Threesome with Our Grocery Deliverer

October 11, 2018
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I’ve fucked a whole lot of people and that means that I have a whole lot of memory lapses. Sometimes I wish I was the type of person who could remember every set of lips that I’ve made out with, but I think that tucking away all the sexual tips and tricks I’ve acquired may […]

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Position is Everything in Bed

September 26, 2018
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I’ve honestly become a bit lazy when it comes to sex positions. Back in the day, I was adventurous and I wanted to try them all. I definitely didn’t, but it was a goal. Unattainable goals are fun to strive after sometimes. The closer to Cougar I get, the less likely I am to flip […]

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Finger Bang at the Chiropractor’s Office

September 12, 2018
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My back is all sorts of fucked up. It’s not because I’m slowly climbing my way into Cougar territory…well, I mean…it probably is, but I do entirely too much sitting at my day job. I guess it’s better than all of the masturbating that I did at my last day job. No. Wait. That’s a […]

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