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Finger Bang at the Chiropractor’s Office

September 12, 2018
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My back is all sorts of fucked up. It’s not because I’m slowly climbing my way into Cougar territory…well, I mean…it probably is, but I do entirely too much sitting at my day job. I guess it’s better than all of the masturbating that I did at my last day job. No. Wait. That’s a […]

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Vintage Harlot(‘s Wife): Pool Cabana Sneaky Fuck

September 2, 2018
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My wife and I had a lazy Sunday for the first time in weeks. We opted to grab some snacks, pick up the books that we are currently ready and head over to our complex’s pool. The good thing was that there was basically no one there, and that leads to our minds wandering. She […]

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My Wife Gets Spanked, I Take Pictures

August 28, 2018
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On Saturday night, one of our kinky friends came over for a playdate. I’m going through this mental thing right now where I’m not so into the pain of BDSM, but that doesn’t mean that I’m about to ruin my wife’s good time. There are tons of things I can do while she’s busy stripping […]

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Vintage Harlot: A Romp in the Park

August 15, 2018
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I go for walks all the time now that I work in suburban academia. The campus is huge and filled with Pokemon Go stops (hit me up on twitter if you want my trainer code) so i can meander around and get lost on my lunch breaks. The other day I found a park that’s […]

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Don’t Wash and Reuse Your Condoms (Obviously?)

August 8, 2018
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Getting into the habit of using safer sex practices is something that can save your life from being altered forever, whether by babies or illness. I’m a stickler for condom use when I’m touching dick. My last male ex ended up getting his ass tossed to the curb when he accidentally stuck, “just the tip,” […]

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Masturbating in Silence

July 29, 2018
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I always arrive at work much earlier than the rest of the staff. It’s nice to work for an hour or so in the supreme quiet of the library. It’s the type of silence where you can hear every single noise if it happens, because nothing is supposed to be there at all. Last Tuesday, […]

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GQ is Telling Peepz to Have Beach Sex

July 11, 2018
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Sometimes fantasies are better than the reality. I think that’s the case most times, actually. You daydream about banging in public with someone ultra attractive. Then you find someone who is willing to fuck in a back alley and it ends up this awkward exchange of thrusts. I’m not telling you not to fantasize…Fucking do […]

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Vintage Harlot: Posing on a Porsche

May 6, 2018
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He was a lawyer by day and an artsy nude photographer at night. That was what got me. I didn’t think that a lawyer could be shady, because I had never met a lawyer in person, I’d only seen them on TV. Now I definitely know that lawyers are some fucked up people, but I […]

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Vintage Harlot: Pervert Paparazzi

April 29, 2018
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I’ve been obsessed with capturing images for most of my life. It doesn’t make much sense to my mom that I used my college education to learn how to properly light and frame smut, but mixing my love of photography and porno into one fail safe hobby was like a dream come true. In the […]

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GQ Says It’s Cool to Fuck on Your Couch

April 24, 2018
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I used to have a sex couch. It was repulsively disgusting and covered in the fluids of so many lovers that sometimes, when my apartment heated up, it smelled like funk. I was gross in my early 20s. Nasty, filthy and gross. That’s why I got laid all the time…and why I ended up sharing […]

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