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Sexy-time Injuries

October 29, 2018
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My wife fell off of the bed when she was fucking me last night. She’s cool. She didn’t hit her head or anything. I went from a prone, “moaning-because-I’m-about-to-orgasm” state of mind to a, “where-the-fuck-did-she-go” state of mind. I was cum drunk for like 5 seconds, which was enough time for my lady to get […]

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Apple Picking Pussy

October 16, 2018
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Autumn activities are my favorite type. I make plans in July to go pumpkin picking and apple picking before my calendar fills up. Last year, a family trip to the pumpkin patch resulted in me getting fingered in a corn field. This year? We waited until we were indoors to participate in our annual tradition. […]

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Possible Threesome with Our Grocery Deliverer

October 11, 2018
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I’ve fucked a whole lot of people and that means that I have a whole lot of memory lapses. Sometimes I wish I was the type of person who could remember every set of lips that I’ve made out with, but I think that tucking away all the sexual tips and tricks I’ve acquired may […]

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Position is Everything in Bed

September 26, 2018
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I’ve honestly become a bit lazy when it comes to sex positions. Back in the day, I was adventurous and I wanted to try them all. I definitely didn’t, but it was a goal. Unattainable goals are fun to strive after sometimes. The closer to Cougar I get, the less likely I am to flip […]

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Finger Bang at the Chiropractor’s Office

September 12, 2018
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My back is all sorts of fucked up. It’s not because I’m slowly climbing my way into Cougar territory…well, I mean…it probably is, but I do entirely too much sitting at my day job. I guess it’s better than all of the masturbating that I did at my last day job. No. Wait. That’s a […]

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Vintage Harlot(‘s Wife): Pool Cabana Sneaky Fuck

September 2, 2018
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My wife and I had a lazy Sunday for the first time in weeks. We opted to grab some snacks, pick up the books that we are currently ready and head over to our complex’s pool. The good thing was that there was basically no one there, and that leads to our minds wandering. She […]

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My Wife Gets Spanked, I Take Pictures

August 28, 2018
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On Saturday night, one of our kinky friends came over for a playdate. I’m going through this mental thing right now where I’m not so into the pain of BDSM, but that doesn’t mean that I’m about to ruin my wife’s good time. There are tons of things I can do while she’s busy stripping […]

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Vintage Harlot: A Romp in the Park

August 15, 2018
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I go for walks all the time now that I work in suburban academia. The campus is huge and filled with Pokemon Go stops (hit me up on twitter if you want my trainer code) so i can meander around and get lost on my lunch breaks. The other day I found a park that’s […]

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Don’t Wash and Reuse Your Condoms (Obviously?)

August 8, 2018
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Getting into the habit of using safer sex practices is something that can save your life from being altered forever, whether by babies or illness. I’m a stickler for condom use when I’m touching dick. My last male ex ended up getting his ass tossed to the curb when he accidentally stuck, “just the tip,” […]

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Masturbating in Silence

July 29, 2018
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I always arrive at work much earlier than the rest of the staff. It’s nice to work for an hour or so in the supreme quiet of the library. It’s the type of silence where you can hear every single noise if it happens, because nothing is supposed to be there at all. Last Tuesday, […]

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