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Let’s Think Before We Judge Our Kinks

July 23, 2018
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I keep my real life and my life as “Alpha Harlot” seperate for the most part. Over the years, I have collected a few crossover friends but, for the most part, if you’re friends with who I am in real life, you aren’t friends with Harlot. While I understand that not everyone wants to see […]

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Porn Star Makes Textbook Cameo, Controversy Ensues

March 10, 2018
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Few things sucked more in middle school than trying to learn a foreign language. The entirety of what you know about the world was constructed from episodes of Thunder Cats and Coco Puffs commercials, and trying to understand an entirely different culture is an exercise in futility. To compensate for this lack of a reference […]

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Red Cross Staffers Paid For Sex

March 4, 2018
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It sucks, but perverts like us often have to be very careful about how we spend our money when “The Man” checks up on our finances. I could never, ever have a government job. They’d take one look at all my Brazzers subscription purchases and be like, “GTFOH.” It’s cool though. I don’t need a […]

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Senator’s Business Card Directs Callers To Phone Sex Hotline?

February 2, 2018
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Politics is a subtle game and it’s typically the small mistakes that spell the end for the political aspirations of those who choose to play it. One can make all the right moves and say all the right things, but when they get caught doing something that offends prudes then it’s game over. Canadian Senator […]

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Man Buys DVD Player From Walmart, Receives Free Porn

November 15, 2017
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A Lafayette, Indiana man purchased a $30 DVD player from Walmart last week and was surprised to find a DVD inside of the machine after he unboxed it. Assuming it was a recruiting DVD for those space rebels from the Last Star Fighter, the man eagerly played the disk. To no one’s surprise, it was […]

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Porn Displayed On Television At Best Buy

November 14, 2017
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It’s almost a rule of the human condition. Wherever people have public access to computers and the internet, there will be porn. We can’t blame people; porn really is just that awesome. All that can be done if you don’t want porn on your computer is to disable the internet or remove any way of […]

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Swedish Pastor Suspended Over Homemade Sex Photos

November 13, 2017
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A Swedish pastor was suspended after a colleague found his homemade porn on a church owned computer. The pastor accidentally downloaded the pictures from a personal USB stick along with some other work related material. Apparently apologizing for sucking at computers was good enough for Swedish church authorities, because the man was simply transferred to […]

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Realtors Caught Fucking In Client’s House! Oops!

October 10, 2017
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When Richard Weiner suspected the real estate agents he hired to sell his New Jersey home were abusing the property he had handed them the keys to, he did what any of us would have done- he setup security cameras and caught them in flagrante delicto! Richard Lindsay and Jeannemarie Phelan were subcontracted in 2011 […]

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Judge Busted For Porning On The Job

August 21, 2017
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A Will County, Illinois judge was caught watching hardcore pornography on his courthouse computer. Seeing as he’s supposed to be a beacon of morality and justice, a few of his coworkers were bothered enough to blow some smoke up his ass. Facing harsh judgement and possible termination, Judge Joseph C. Polito, 73, put all his cards on […]

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N.Y. District Attorney Did Porn In The 70s!

August 18, 2017
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I’ve always kind of liked porn from the 70s. The genital warts, full bushes, mustaches, mullets and beer guts – porn from this era had everything you could want. I don’t think it was that hard to be a porn star back then, from the looks of things you could pretty much walk right into […]

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