science

Same Sex Encounters Lead to More Cumming

March 28, 2018
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Sometimes I think I write about a lot of the same stuff. My mantra while I’m hammering at my keyboard lately seems to be, “Pay attention to your lover while you’re fucking.” If you’re in it for your own orgasm, it’s cool…but don’t be a selfish prick about reciprocation. And by reciprocation, I’m honestly not […]

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Cutting Edge ‘Penis Facials’ Gaining Popularity In NYC

March 27, 2018
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In a youth dominated culture some people will go through extremes to retain a younger appearance. While cosmetic surgery and Botox injections are popular solutions, their invasive nature has made them less popular with the nation’s wealthy elite. That’s where penis facials have started to take over. No, not the cool ones you see in […]

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Neck Beards, Internet Addiction & Spiders

March 9, 2018
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I spend a lot of time reading news articles and masturbating on the internet, but I also spend a lot of time drinking and being socially awkward off of it. The majority of my internet time is spent playing video games with a group of surly men with neck beards who make substantially more money […]

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New Drug Promises To Straighten Curvy Penises

March 5, 2018
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It took me a while to get over my weird bendy penis. I was really self-conscious about it and was hesitant to take it out which made having sex rather difficult. Eventually I wandered into the kill zone of an older, more experienced lover who assured me I was not the only one whose penis […]

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Is Viagra Making People Blind?

February 23, 2018
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It’s a bit of an urban legend that excessive masturbation causes blindness. Obviously this isn’t true because if masturbation affected one’s ability to see in the slightest, I would have been rendered completely blind by now. However trying to find a link between eyesight and penises has been the Holy Grail for no-fun prudes and […]

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Science Reveals Benefits Of Being Single

February 22, 2018
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With cuffing season coming to an end it’s time for those of us with unrealistic relationship goals to do some reassessment. Sure, our high standards may have hindered us and refusing to go out and meet new people made it nearly impossible to find love- but what’s so wrong with being single anyway? According to […]

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Your Dentist May Soon Want To Talk To You About Sex, Flossing

February 11, 2018
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I enjoy going to my dentist. My family has been going to the same one for decades and he always has a nice story about my father. Our dentist is like a family friend that chastises us about flossing and gives us free toothbrushes. However, these friendly visits may be getting a little bit more […]

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Eating Apples May Improve Female Sexual Arousal – Science!

February 5, 2018
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While most men need little more than a 30-second commercial for Vagisil to become completely erect, female arousal is a little bit more complicated. Scientists are on the case and when they aren’t throwing millions of dollars at a device that can electronically induce female orgasms, they’re looking for other ways to improve levels of […]

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Getting Laid Could Make You Smarter – Science!

January 13, 2018
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While American scientists are busy perfecting technologies that will eventually make us lazier yet more productive, researchers in Amsterdam have sex on the mind. As it would turn out, this might actually make them smarter and happier. According to a study published by Dr. Jens Forster of the University of Amsterdam, people with sex on […]

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Let’s Talk Virginity

January 11, 2018
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I was a late bloomer. That’s what they used to say anyway. I dated a lot when I was in high school, but I had Roman Catholic morals drilled into my brain that told me that sex was bad. When I fucked for the first time, I was in my grandparent’s house. They always migrate […]

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