science

Man Born Without Penis Gets Giant Bionic Dick, Loses Virginity

October 2, 2018
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I was once in a sociology class where the professor told us that long after humanity has gone extinct, an alien vessel will come to the earth. While rummaging through our ruins to determine what we were about, they will be able to look at almost any period in history and conclude that we were […]

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Woman Allergic To Husband’s Sperm? Inconceivable!

September 23, 2018
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A newlywed couple from North Carolina found out the hard way that waiting until marriage to have sex can have disastrous consequences. After a long engagement, the couple discovered in their mid-30s that they were genetically unable to have sex because the woman was allergic to her husband’s semen. Oops! The story begins when the […]

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Scientists Discover Optimal Life-Sex-Work Ratio

September 22, 2018
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Science is a cruel mistress. Every so often they discover the scientifically best way to be happy, live forever, or please your lover but it’s some impractical method that no one with a job or adult responsibilities could manage. For example, after conducting a lot of research on a bunch of people’s lives and determining […]

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Science Figures Out The Sexual Habits Of Dinosaurs

September 21, 2018
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A lot of what we know about dinosaurs is mere speculation because after millions of years, all of the fleshy bits have been completely lost. With just their bones we can determine how much they weighed and that their existence causes Fundamentalist Christians to violently shit their pants – but we don’t know how they […]

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Viagra Linked To Weight Loss – Science!

September 5, 2018
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Viagra has come to be synonymous with boners and sex between older couples. However, according to research done by scientists at Germany’s University of Bonn, the little blue erection inducer could also be used to fight obesity. Raging erections and slimmer midsections? I fucking love science. Apparently, whatever magic the pills do that forces blood […]

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Regular Sex May Help Prevent Binge Eating – Science!

August 22, 2018
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We read a lot of articles that claim regular sex contributes to a healthy lifestyle and they all kind of follow the same principle. Swapping fluids while doing horizontal tango has been proven to help balance one’s hormones, provide a small burst of cardiovascular exercise, and gosh dang it having sex just feels good. While […]

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Study: Having Regular Sex Can Help Keep You From Getting Sick

August 8, 2018
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As a resident of Southern California, I have a fairly limited understanding of the concept of weather. Aside from an outlying El Niño storm our winters are typically 70 degrees and sunny, but we still wear expensive coats and complain so we don’t feel left out. Unfortunately our friends in other parts of the country […]

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Survey Says: Confident People Have More, Better Sex

August 2, 2018
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We read a lot of sex studies and the results, while interesting, are always kind of obvious. Though we may not need an extensive study on hundreds of people to figure out wealthy people have better sex lives or heavy drinking leads to risky hook ups- it’s still nice to see our assumptions confirmed by […]

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Kinky Sex Found To Be Linked To Improved Mental Health!

July 13, 2018
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According to a study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, people who have kinky sex show signs of better mental health than people who have “normal” sex. There is no mention of people who don’t have much sex at all but who instead masturbate to the really good, weird shit. Hmph! This information was […]

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Study Finds Parkinson’s Medicine Making Patients Sex Crazed?

July 5, 2018
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I have a family history of Parkinson’s and have seen people struggle with it firsthand. The disease effects the central nervous system and most commonly causes uncontrollable shaking. The symptoms can range in type and severity and often treated with drugs that effect the brain’s chemistry. According to scientists some of these drugs may even […]

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