sex in public

GQ is Telling Peepz to Have Beach Sex

July 11, 2018
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Sometimes fantasies are better than the reality. I think that’s the case most times, actually. You daydream about banging in public with someone ultra attractive. Then you find someone who is willing to fuck in a back alley and it ends up this awkward exchange of thrusts. I’m not telling you not to fantasize…Fucking do […]

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Eating Pussy at the Zoo

June 29, 2018
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During the summer months, I tend to go to alcohol related events. It’s not even like I drink all that much (for serious) but there are so many fun things happening around Jersey that involve beer and wine. Over the weekend, my wife and I went to the Philadelphia Zoo for their Summer Ale Fest […]

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Another Mile High Club Success

June 25, 2018
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Have you ever had sex on a plane? I don’t know that I have. I have definitely masturbated in my seat and I’ve given a handjob under a blanket while flying to Atlanta. I fucked a stranger on a train once…but I don’t really remember actually fucking while in the air. I could be wrong, […]

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Sex On The Beach Earns Florida Man 2.5 Years In Prison

May 12, 2018
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Having sex on the beach is an often romanticized activity and it’s easy to see why. The sensual ambiance and connection with nature can make the attraction between two partners irresistible. A casual walk along the ocean can quickly become a romp in the sand, stopping just in time to look in each other’s eyes […]

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British Library Sex

May 8, 2018
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Want to know a secret that’s not really a secret? My day job is working in a library. I spend 40 hours a week thumbing through ancient texts that turn my fingers red with book rot so that i can gather as much data about them as possible and create spreadsheets from that data. It […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Vacation Vibes

May 5, 2018
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By the time that you Peepz read this, I will have officially been married to my wife for a year. We decided to celebrate our anniversary (and possibly all anniversaries thereafter) with a vacation…because who doesn’t love vacations. We’re heading back down to Orlando, Florida to swim with dolphins and hang out with other sea […]

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Shanghai Taxi Sex Leads To Traffic Woes

April 2, 2017
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Unlike most folks from New Jersey, I am a very cautious and courteous driver. My general life philosophy is to move slow, think fast and act quickly. I never answer my phone while driving and avoid any distractions that may cause an accident or confusion for other drivers. However if I saw two people fucking […]

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Couple Caught Having Sex In Display Shed At Home Depot!

March 21, 2017
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When police were called into a North Charleston Home Depot to investigate some suspicious behavior involving a display shed, they weren’t sure what they would find. Drugs? Terrorists? Illegal file sharing? Turns out it was just two people fucking. Whew!

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Banging on the Bus

March 18, 2017
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Little known Harlot fact: I am terrified of public transportation. I got lost on the subway in New York City once when I was 17 and that same panic of not being able to find my way home sets in as soon as I jump on a bus or a train on my way to […]

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Couple Arrested For Sexy Flight Antics

March 12, 2017
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Flying can be a real pain in the ass. The instant the door is shut everyone starts farting and if you’re lucky you’ll be drunk enough to sleep through most of the experience. You can try talking to the person sitting next to you but if it doesn’t work out all you can do is […]

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