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No Sex Toy Ads on NY Subway

July 9, 2019
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The advertisements in the New York City get debated every few months. As companies push the limits of what can and cannot be promoted, they step over lines bit by bit. Earlier in the year, a sex toy company called Unbound was getting shit for their rejected ads. The ads were finally Ok’d, but they […]

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Drunk Florida Chick Applies For Job At Adult Store, Steals Sex Toy

June 21, 2019
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There are a few pieces of job hunting advice that you would think go without saying. You shouldn’t have to tell someone not to drunkenly stumble into an adult store and steal something before asking about employment- unless you’re from Florida. You have to be really explicit down there. A 23-year-old woman from Tampa verified […]

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University Of Maryland Offers Workshop On Sex Toys During “Sex Week”

June 9, 2019
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With more college graduates hitting the real world with limited job opportunities, universities are doing whatever they can to prepare students for the real world and all of its harsh realities. This may include helping them find internships that provide unique work experience or offering classes on debt management and budgeting. The University of Maryland […]

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Where Did Harlot Cum: Sexting on Snap

June 4, 2019
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So there’s this guy that my wife knows. He’s in her line of work and is doing big things. Dropping his name in certain circles will lead to tons of conversation about the moves that he’s making and how he’s shaking the world up. He’s honestly a pretty cool guy and if I was still […]

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Vocal Coach Uses Sex Toys To Get His Students Singing

May 22, 2019
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Usually if a professor comes at a pupils face with a sex toy in class that prof is getting fired and going to jail, but up there in crazy Canada one university instructor is doing just that and getting praised for it. In fact his students are singing his praises. David Ley is an instructor […]

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Yet Another Sex Toy Lost To The Void Requires Hospital Visit

May 13, 2019
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Cautionary tales are the cornerstone of modern civilization. Learning from the mistakes of our forefathers is an important part of being a responsible member of the human race. As such I think it vital to our advancement as a species to make fun of people who get sex toys stuck in their rectum. This isn’t […]

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Confused Mother Asks Twitter After Finding Sex Toy In Shower

May 8, 2019
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One of the best gifts I ever got was a Fleshlight. That thing was like a dependable friend that was always there when I needed it, but safely tucked away when I didn’t. It wasn’t something I used every day but when I did use it I beat the shit out of it. By the […]

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Man Gets Finger Stuck In Vending Machine Reaching For Sex Toy

April 23, 2019
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One of the hallmark disappointments of my youth was opening a box of cereal only to find the promised toy inside was missing. Before the advent of advanced quality assurance robots, it wasn’t uncommon for them to leave the factory without one. Being the youngest also lessened my chances of getting first crack at that […]

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Sex Toy Triggers Airport Security, Shuts Down Terminal

April 18, 2019
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Airport security has gotten really intense over the last few years. The last time I flew I was coming home from a very successful vacation and in a hungover stupor I forgot to take my tablet out of my backpack before going through screening. As a reward for my seemingly minor rule infraction I spent […]

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Company Creates Military Grade Sex Toy For Soldiers

April 16, 2019
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Government contracts are the holy grail for just about any company. The bureaucracy of high level federal agencies forces them to spend money frivolously because any unused budget from one year may be taken away the next. That is why we often read about the military spending millions of dollars on seemingly overpriced tools, supplies, […]

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