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Man Gets Finger Stuck In Vending Machine Reaching For Sex Toy

April 23, 2019
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One of the hallmark disappointments of my youth was opening a box of cereal only to find the promised toy inside was missing. Before the advent of advanced quality assurance robots, it wasn’t uncommon for them to leave the factory without one. Being the youngest also lessened my chances of getting first crack at that […]

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Sex Toy Triggers Airport Security, Shuts Down Terminal

April 18, 2019
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Airport security has gotten really intense over the last few years. The last time I flew I was coming home from a very successful vacation and in a hungover stupor I forgot to take my tablet out of my backpack before going through screening. As a reward for my seemingly minor rule infraction I spent […]

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Company Creates Military Grade Sex Toy For Soldiers

April 16, 2019
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Government contracts are the holy grail for just about any company. The bureaucracy of high level federal agencies forces them to spend money frivolously because any unused budget from one year may be taken away the next. That is why we often read about the military spending millions of dollars on seemingly overpriced tools, supplies, […]

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Self on Strap-On Sex

March 13, 2019
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I’ve recently reconnected with one of my friends from college. He’s a great guy who always turned down my (extremely needy and unwarranted) sexual advances. I’m pretty sure that’s why we stopped talking in the first place. Young Harlot had a hard time understanding why everyone in the world didn’t want to have sex with […]

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Sex Tech: LoveSync

February 21, 2019
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When I’m feeling randy and I want to fuck, I put on some sexy panties, kiss my wife deeply and say, “I’d really like to feel your fist inside my pussy.”  I mean, say what you want about me but I’ve never been really good at the whole subtle thing. When I want something, I […]

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Naked Man With Toy Stuck In Butt Wanders Gas Station For Help

February 16, 2019
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Anal play has a fairly negative stereotype for most men. Homophobia dictates that enjoying prostate stimulation is something only gay men do and is therefore frowned upon for heterosexuals. However, the fallacy of that argument is that it feels good regardless of your sexual orientation and what I do in the privacy of my home […]

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Award Winning Sex Toy Gets Prize Pulled

January 17, 2019
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CES is the largest consumer tech show in the world. It happens in Las Vegas, Nevada every single year and it is usually the same weekend as the AVN Awards. There’s this awesomely strange mingling of porn fans and electronics consumers. The end result every year is that the public ends up with a ton […]

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Man Destroys His Own Guys With 30-Inch Sex Toy

January 4, 2019
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For all the sex related news stories we read on this website, some of my favorites are the unfortunate butt stories. Though laughing at the misfortune of others is wrong, I feel like learning from their mistakes is just being a good adult. This week’s tale from the dark side comes from England where a […]

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Vibrators and Health

December 25, 2018
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Masturbation is one of my favorite hobbies. Back when I was a single gal and didn’t have my wife’s fist at my disposal, I would make it a point to fuck myself with a different toy every night. My collection was massive and was barely contained in two large suitcases. Doing toy reviews was definitely […]

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Man Arrested After Dropping Sex Toy In View Of Cop!

October 3, 2018
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The couple of times I’ve been on a jury all played out the same way: someone was caught more or less red handed but managed to wiggle into a defense based on technicalities. Essentially, we were told a story and then instructed to ignore parts of it because the arresting officer made a procedural mistake. […]

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