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Award Winning Sex Toy Gets Prize Pulled

January 17, 2019
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CES is the largest consumer tech show in the world. It happens in Las Vegas, Nevada every single year and it is usually the same weekend as the AVN Awards. There’s this awesomely strange mingling of porn fans and electronics consumers. The end result every year is that the public ends up with a ton […]

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Man Destroys His Own Guys With 30-Inch Sex Toy

January 4, 2019
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For all the sex related news stories we read on this website, some of my favorites are the unfortunate butt stories. Though laughing at the misfortune of others is wrong, I feel like learning from their mistakes is just being a good adult. This week’s tale from the dark side comes from England where a […]

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Vibrators and Health

December 25, 2018
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Masturbation is one of my favorite hobbies. Back when I was a single gal and didn’t have my wife’s fist at my disposal, I would make it a point to fuck myself with a different toy every night. My collection was massive and was barely contained in two large suitcases. Doing toy reviews was definitely […]

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Man Arrested After Dropping Sex Toy In View Of Cop!

October 3, 2018
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The couple of times I’ve been on a jury all played out the same way: someone was caught more or less red handed but managed to wiggle into a defense based on technicalities. Essentially, we were told a story and then instructed to ignore parts of it because the arresting officer made a procedural mistake. […]

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Casino Evacuated After Vibrating Cock Ring Mistaken For Bomb

August 16, 2018
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Terrorism has existed in one form or another throughout most of human history. A person of unsound mental health will commit a horrendous act of violence against other people to spread fear and sadness because of some twisted agenda. It’s bullshit. The most recent terrorist attacks are being heavily discussed on the news, and the […]

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Coast Guard Rescues Sex Doll Found Drifting In Ocean?

August 9, 2018
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Coming from a coastal town, I respect the hard work done by the men and women of Coast Guard programs around the world. The ocean is a treacherous beast and when people fall prey to their own stupidity or bad luck, the Coast Guard is there to save them from it. They’re constantly preparing themselves […]

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Firefighters Use Saw To Remove Stuck Sex Toy From Man’s Penis

July 19, 2018
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If I had to construct the most embarrassing scenario for myself, it would probably involve getting my penis stuck in a sex toy and having to go to the emergency room to get it removed. I already don’t like it when the UPS man knocks on the door in the middle of the day. No […]

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Company Seeking Qualified Applicants For Sex Toy Testers

May 10, 2018
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My motto has always been “if you’re going to do something, do it right.” I’d rather do nothing at all than do something half-assed, and when it comes to reviewing sex toys it’s important to give a full-assed effort. You’re basically masturbating in place of anyone interesting in buying a product and that’s a huge […]

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Professional Sex Toy Tester Has 15 Orgasms A Week

February 10, 2018
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The important thing to remember when looking for a career is to do what you love, and love what you do. You’re going to spend a large part of your adult life at your job and if it isn’t something you enjoy doing then the stress of it all will slowly erode you physically and […]

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Doctors Discover Woman Had Sex Toy In Her Body For 10 Years

February 8, 2018
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Have you ever misplaced something for so long that you forgot about it, only to stumble upon it later on? This usually happens when I find a 20 dollar bill in a random pocket or dig my Gameboy Advance out of a junk drawer. For one Aberdeen woman finding trinkets like this is mere child’s […]

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