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Sex Toy Triggers Airport Security, Shuts Down Terminal

August 14, 2018
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Airport security has gotten really intense over the last few years. The last time I flew I was coming home from a very successful vacation and in a hungover stupor I forgot to take my tablet out of my backpack before going through screening. As a reward for my seemingly minor rule infraction I spent […]

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Coast Guard Rescues Sex Doll Found Drifting In Ocean?

August 9, 2018
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Coming from a coastal town, I respect the hard work done by the men and women of Coast Guard programs around the world. The ocean is a treacherous beast and when people fall prey to their own stupidity or bad luck, the Coast Guard is there to save them from it. They’re constantly preparing themselves […]

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Company Creates Military Grade Sex Toy For Soldiers

August 1, 2018
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Government contracts are the holy grail for just about any company. The bureaucracy of high level federal agencies forces them to spend money frivolously because any unused budget from one year may be taken away the next. That is why we often read about the military spending millions of dollars on seemingly overpriced tools, supplies, […]

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Firefighters Use Saw To Remove Stuck Sex Toy From Man’s Penis

July 19, 2018
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If I had to construct the most embarrassing scenario for myself, it would probably involve getting my penis stuck in a sex toy and having to go to the emergency room to get it removed. I already don’t like it when the UPS man knocks on the door in the middle of the day. No […]

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Company Seeking Qualified Applicants For Sex Toy Testers

May 10, 2018
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My motto has always been “if you’re going to do something, do it right.” I’d rather do nothing at all than do something half-assed, and when it comes to reviewing sex toys it’s important to give a full-assed effort. You’re basically masturbating in place of anyone interesting in buying a product and that’s a huge […]

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Professional Sex Toy Tester Has 15 Orgasms A Week

February 10, 2018
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The important thing to remember when looking for a career is to do what you love, and love what you do. You’re going to spend a large part of your adult life at your job and if it isn’t something you enjoy doing then the stress of it all will slowly erode you physically and […]

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Doctors Discover Woman Had Sex Toy In Her Body For 10 Years

February 8, 2018
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Have you ever misplaced something for so long that you forgot about it, only to stumble upon it later on? This usually happens when I find a 20 dollar bill in a random pocket or dig my Gameboy Advance out of a junk drawer. For one Aberdeen woman finding trinkets like this is mere child’s […]

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Disposable Sex Toy For Men That Fits In Your Pocket? Cool!

December 5, 2017
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Home field advantage is a necessity for many of life’s more intimate rituals, but sometimes exceptions have to be made. If you find yourself away from home and in need of a good wank, a Japanese sex toy company has your back. Not everyone can carry their Fleshlight with them wherever they go so Tenga […]

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18 Cops Save Drowning Sex Doll, Succeed & Fail At The Same Time

November 24, 2017
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In an act of heroism one might expect to see in a movie, 18 policemen in Shandong, China spent nearly an hour trying to rescue a woman-like figure spotted in a lake. Sadly their efforts were for naught. When the body was pulled from the cold grasp of the raging waters there were no signs of life. Nobody died […]

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Survey Says: Left Handed People Have Better Sex

October 21, 2017
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I’ve read a lot of sex studies and surveys that make some pretty bold claims. While they’re usually part of a sophisticated academic study they can also be simple surveys by a company trying to promote a product. For example, a company that makes “intimate lifestyle products” called LELO conducted an online survey of 10,000 […]

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