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MTA To Allow Sex Toy Company To Advertise On NYC Subways

February 23, 2019
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New York is an amazing and overwhelming city because every block is packed with excellent stores, restaurants, and other businesses. There isn’t a horrible place to spend money in the Big Apple because anything less than spectacular would fail instantly. This combination of high population and economic density makes every visible surface in New York […]

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Thief Uses Giant Dildo To Smash Glass, Steal Gold Vibrator

February 5, 2019
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Sex shop robberies are always a little interesting to me. I know the merchandise can be expensive and that makes them high value targets for theft, but what kind or resale value do ill-gotten sex toys really have. When it comes to dildos you want to know what you’re getting. Objects that come in contact […]

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Amazon Prankster Sends Sex Toys To Strangers’ Houses

February 2, 2019
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I spend a lot of time looking at amateur nudes and I’ve made a few observations. First of all, people who post nude pictures on the internet for other people to admire are doing god’s work. Most of them do it simply for the thrill but a few are college students or other people simply […]

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25 Million Americans Want Robot Sex!

December 23, 2018
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One of the most cited reasons for unhappiness is the lack of an intimate partner. This is quite different from loneliness. Best friends, internet communities and pets are excellent ways to keep from feeling lonely. However many have difficulty making the kinds of personal connections required to maintain an intimate relationship with a sexual partner. […]

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French Sex Toys Go Green, Sales Triple

December 19, 2018
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It’s become an obnoxious cliché, but you can’t ignore the fact that sex sells. Food and housing are not only the bare minimums for existence in our society; they’re also the two only things a couple needs to fuel a sex lair. Once the bills are paid and the supplies replenished most look to spend […]

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Company Introduces Star Wars Themed Sex Toys

November 22, 2018
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Ever since the first Star Wars movie came out in 1977, the franchise has been almost entirely about selling children’s toys to adults. Years later people are still shelling out major cash for Jedis and Stormtroopers that will never see the outside of their packaging. That’s an impressive feat and a testament to the franchise’s […]

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Survey Suggests Indian Women Using Older Phones As Dildos

October 14, 2018
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Few things are more terrifying than dropping your cell phone. For those terrifying moments time slows down and you can only watch as your device falls to the ground. After the carnage is over all that’s left to do is pick it up and see how much more debt has been incurred. Things weren’t always […]

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Powerful Storm Blows Sex Toys Down The Street

October 9, 2018
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Living in Southern California, I’m pretty spoiled with regards to weather. We occasionally have a storm, and our insane overreaction to even just an inch of rain is worthy of national ridicule. It’s easier for us to just live vicariously through following the news coverage of every other major weather event that happens around the […]

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Are Sex Toys Safer Than Regular Toys? Maybe!

October 5, 2018
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I read a tweet one time that said “anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.” I’ve watched enough amateur bate videos on Pornhub to know there are some fearless souls out there, but people should also know their limits. Weird insertions are simultaneously my favorite kind of amateur porn and, when they go awry, […]

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Memory Foam Mattress Will Never Forget Your Dildos?

August 13, 2018
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Moving sucks. You turn your whole world upside down, put it into tiny boxes, and beg your friends to help you wade through years of accumulated clutter. Getting through the process without infuriating any loved ones or having someone make a humiliating discovery is nothing short of a miracle. After all nothing ruins the mood […]

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