sex

Why HBO Sex Scenes Will Be Even Hotter

November 14, 2018
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Back in the day when I had cable television and not a care in the world, HBO was my jam. I used to have house parties that centered around me cooking enough food for a football team while my friends and I watched whatever was the hot Sunday night HBO show. We flew through classics […]

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Sex Math, John Meyer and Why “Your Number” Doesn’t Matter

November 5, 2018
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I’ve slept with a whole lot of people, but the only person I’ve fucked in the past 4 years is my wife. There was a period of time where I was doubling and tripling up on my lovers each week just because sex was my hobby and Craig’s list made it easy. The year that […]

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Woman Born Without Vagina Seeks Surgery, Sex With Boyfriend

October 23, 2018
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Every once in a while I learn something new while writing for this website. The resulting onslaught of Wikipedia articles and scholarly journals I’m required to read in order to talk about it makes me feel better about myself and gives me something to bring up at my next dinner party. This time, during a […]

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Dangerous Threesome Leaves Two Women With Broken Bones?

October 22, 2018
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I’ve never been in a threesome but I have seen a lot of videos of them on Pornhub. There’s certainly an appeal to them and they’re often portrayed as the ultimate sexual experience in television and movies. With all these stories glorifying the raw sexuality of threesomes it’s no surprise that being in one is […]

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Man Threatens To Leave Wife If She Quits Being A Prostitute?

October 21, 2018
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Money problems are often the reason cited when someone decides to end a marriage. Being in love is great but it can blind people from noticing their partner’s flaws. After sharing a life for a few years differing opinions on how to handle joint finances can come to a boil. Though the most common example […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: She’s Dangerous

October 20, 2018
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When some people type the letter, “A,” into the PornHub search engine, their suggestions point to anal. I watch so much Abella Danger that she’s my top suggestion. I think it has a lot to do with her ass though, to be honest. In this week’s Fap Along, we’re going to take a trip into […]

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Man Claims Sex Dolls Capable Of Emotional Support

October 19, 2018
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When you talk about sex dolls, the first image that comes to most people’s minds is the blonde inflatable “novelty toy.” Throughout my childhood I saw these dolls in every college party movie and I never understood what the point was. It wasn’t until I was an adult that I found out you were supposed […]

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Bed Making Leads to Better Sex

October 15, 2018
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I never made my bed before I was married. The only time my sheets got changed was after I fucked someone on them, and then I’d make my bed…but I was never the type of person that got up, stretched and tucked the flat sheet underneath my pillow while I fluffed my comforter out. It […]

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Sausage Fest Island Turns To The Internet To Find Women

October 11, 2018
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“There are plenty of fish in the sea” is an expression used to comfort people who are having problems finding their one true love. Statistically speaking anyone searching for a mate can find one given adequate time and reasonable expectations; some people just have to search a little longer than others. It’s pretty common. Many […]

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Naked Pastor Flees Angry Husband Of Woman He Was Banging

October 4, 2018
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I’m not a religious man, but I respect those who are and appreciate the role religion plays in their lives. Spiritual people tend to be altruistic partly because it’s the right thing to do, and partly because of the wishes of an invisible wizard who sometimes encourages them to wear special hats. While there are […]

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