sex

Man Convinces Woman He’s Poisoned, Needs Life Saving Sex

April 4, 2018
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My best friend is a woman and intergender friendships can result in a unique set of interactions and experiences. In addition to becoming knowledgeable in current nail art techniques and makeup brands, I’ve also had a front row seat to some of best failed pickup lines. Granted I’m pretty bad at picking up women myself […]

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Craigslist Personals Are No More…2005 Me is Crying

March 29, 2018
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Peepz, I legit can’t even calculate how many hours I spent trolling Craigslist while I was in my 20’s. If there was promiscuous fun to be had, that’s where most of my evenings started. My ads would generate a crazy amount of responses because of the way I wrote them…which was basically like a desperate […]

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Same Sex Encounters Lead to More Cumming

March 28, 2018
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Sometimes I think I write about a lot of the same stuff. My mantra while I’m hammering at my keyboard lately seems to be, “Pay attention to your lover while you’re fucking.” If you’re in it for your own orgasm, it’s cool…but don’t be a selfish prick about reciprocation. And by reciprocation, I’m honestly not […]

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PornHub Giving Out a $25K Grant to Study Sex

March 21, 2018
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I’ve been fascinated with the study of sex for so long. Any strange quirks and fetishes fascinate me and lead me down Internet rabbit holes I sometimes have a hard time crawling out of. I’m not complaining at all…and there are plenty of people out there that are thirsting for knowledge just as hard as […]

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Masturbation After Sex? Let’s Talk About It

March 21, 2018
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Masturbation is the best. As much as I absolutely love fucking my wife, sometimes I need to feel the type of orgasm that I can only give myself…the quick, fast, in a hurry kind that erupts intensely so I can get on with my day. Making love to my wife is different. It’s passionate, teasing […]

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Chinese Hospital Adds Kinky Sex Ward To Treat Infertility!

March 20, 2018
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One of the often ignored functions of sex around here is its use in the baby making process. This is one of nature’s most beautiful yet horrifying processes and while some people do whatever is necessary to prevent it from happening, there are those who actively try but are unable to conceive a child. Dealing […]

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Smokers Prefer Cigarettes Over Sex?

March 18, 2018
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The only times I ever smoke a cigarette are when I’m really drunk, or only kind of drunk but I’m trying to impress a girl that does. In either case I spend the following three days coughing and cursing the bastard that offered me that vile tube of flammable poison. Never once have I felt […]

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Church Upset With Local Nightclub’s Sexy ‘Nude Night’

March 13, 2018
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One of the hardest businesses to start up is a nightclub. While there is always going to be a need for places for people to get drunk and have fun, it’s a rather saturated market. Opening a new club is a risky venture which is why it’s not uncommon to see fledgling businesses come and […]

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A Sexy Movie for You, My Sexy Peepz

February 22, 2018
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My Internet friends are a diverse group of individuals. They come from all walks of life, and a large portion of them are extremely creative. Sometimes they send me links to preview their stuff so I can give them feedback, and when that happened with the movie Around the World, I jumped on the chance […]

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Survey Says: Your Pet Could Be Ruining Your Sex Life

February 20, 2018
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There are two kinds of people. Those who can freely masturbate while their cat watches and those who succumb to the cold-eyed judgment of their pets and put their genitals away. According to a recent survey, animals in the bedroom might be interrupting more than a self-administered hand job. Over 2,500 Britons responded to a […]

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