sex

Please Don’t Fuck The Pizza?

January 17, 2018
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One of my favorite things about reading so many erotic news stories is discovering a new fetish that I didn’t know existed. Just when I thought I’ve seen it all I’ll stumble across a way of having sex that I couldn’t even have imagined before. Today it’s Sitophilia, a fetish wherein participants are aroused by […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Mirror Tricks

January 13, 2018
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I’m currently obsessed with the show Black Mirror. It’s like The Twilight Zone only every episode has to do with creepy technology type scenarios. We blew through the first three seasons of it over winter break and now we’re making our way through the fourth and newest season. I can’t help but research shows that […]

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Let’s Talk Virginity

January 11, 2018
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I was a late bloomer. That’s what they used to say anyway. I dated a lot when I was in high school, but I had Roman Catholic morals drilled into my brain that told me that sex was bad. When I fucked for the first time, I was in my grandparent’s house. They always migrate […]

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Survey Says: Women Have Better Orgasms From Masturbation

January 4, 2018
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I’m all about DIY culture. Anything you can do yourself is something you know can be done right. Completing tasks with your own hands can be a rewarding and educational experience. Even if you don’t know how to do something that needs to be done, simply starting can be a great way to figure it […]

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Meat Eaters Bang More Than Vegetarians Possibly

January 3, 2018
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If your New Year’s resolution was to eat less meat, there’s a possibility that your sex life may suffer. I’d use that word, “possibly,” very loosely, because the survey with a carnivorously swayed outcome was conducted by a meat company. GourmetMeatClub.co.uk decided to survey of about 2000 people from Briton asking about their love lives […]

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A Chilly Fantasy

January 2, 2018
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Crisp air makes me feel daring. I’m not one for the cold. I prefer fires and hot tubs to cold toes and frozen bits. Ever since my wife fucked me in the bitter air though, I can’t help but get the thought out of my mind. I’ve never been skiing before…so maybe we’re all bundled […]

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Doctor Tells Woman To Treat Bipolar Disorder With Lots Of Sex

December 27, 2017
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Mental healthcare is a surprisingly controversial subject and I don’t really know why. At some point it became a political point of contention and people will downplay the impact it has on our society if it doesn’t align with their beliefs. However, for those who have a mental health disorder it’s a harsh reality that […]

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Getting Cozy at Christmas

December 25, 2017
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I’m fucking exhausted. If you’re going to be exhausted, vacation is exactly the place you want to be. My day job is closed, but the holidays meant that I spend less time in Harlot’s House and more time in my car doing the Divorced Family Shuffle between relatives. Basically I’m off of work but my […]

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Survey Says: One Third Of Women Have Gone A Year Without Sex

December 24, 2017
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I don’t think it’s very much of a stretch to say women have an easier time finding sex partners than men. Credit evolutionary biology or generations of social convention- women simply have less trouble getting laid when they want or need to. However this doesn’t mean they don’t go without a dry spell now and […]

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Survey Says: Women With High Incomes Are Hot

December 22, 2017
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Across the United States women earn less than men on average. There isn’t really a simple explanation for this gender gap and despite apparent advances made in workplace equality women continue to earn about 76 cents for every dollar made by a man. Except in porn- I’m pretty sure women in the industry make a […]

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