Is Your Sex Long Enough?

April 16, 2019
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For most of my life, forty-five seconds is about all it took for me to orgasm when I focused.  Obviously I know exactly how I like to be touched and what I like to be touched with, but even when I’m with a lover, it took much less time for me to climax than the […]

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More or Less Sex

April 8, 2019
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I had a dream last night that I was hanging out with my coworkers from my last job.  They all liked to party a lot, so we were at a bar dancing and making a nuisance of ourselves.  One of the guys ended up making out with this random girl and left with her. The […]

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Let’s Talk About Sex on the First Date

April 4, 2019

The only person I ended up in a long term relationship that I didn’t bang on the first date was my wife.  Sometimes people read into that and think that the reason we were able to form a longstanding bond is because we didn’t finger bang each other within 5 hours of meeting, but I […]

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Cum Perfume

April 2, 2019
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Have you ever wanted to smell like sex?  That guttural, primal, sloppy smell that makes your clothes fall off while your genitals are getting ready for some action?  Sometimes I miss the way it smells to have sex with a man, because fucking a woman and fucking a man do not smell the same way. […]

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Things I’m Here For: Sex on NPR

March 25, 2019
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Do you know what the difference between a vulva and a vagina is?  I am 100% guilty of calling my vulva my vagina all of the time. When I tried to unpack why I do that, I think it’s because vagina sounds like a more “shocking” word to me.  In my brain, vulva sounds beautiful, […]

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Chinese Hospital Adds Kinky Sex Ward To Treat Infertility!

March 20, 2019
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One of the often ignored functions of sex around here is its use in the baby making process. This is one of nature’s most beautiful yet horrifying processes and while some people do whatever is necessary to prevent it from happening, there are those who actively try but are unable to conceive a child. Dealing […]

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Smokers Prefer Cigarettes Over Sex?

March 18, 2019
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The only times I ever smoke a cigarette are when I’m really drunk, or only kind of drunk but I’m trying to impress a girl that does. In either case I spend the following three days coughing and cursing the bastard that offered me that vile tube of flammable poison. Never once have I felt […]

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Self on Strap-On Sex

March 13, 2019
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I’ve recently reconnected with one of my friends from college. He’s a great guy who always turned down my (extremely needy and unwarranted) sexual advances. I’m pretty sure that’s why we stopped talking in the first place. Young Harlot had a hard time understanding why everyone in the world didn’t want to have sex with […]

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Survey Says: Regular Sex Important For People Older Than 65

February 22, 2019
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There are more people aged 65 or older in the world than ever before. This is especially true in places such as the United States where advances in medicine have increased the life expectancy of the average person. As a result of this aging population we are seeing an increase in television and movies that […]

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Want More Orgasms? Blow Your Nose!

February 20, 2019
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Though I often pretend to be a woman in online video games to gain a strategic advantage or special treatment from sexist MMORPG guild leaders, it is my understanding that there are aspects to femininity I’ll never understand. Specifically, with regards to sex and/or being able to wear my underwear for two days in a […]

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