sex

Eyes Wide Open or Shut

January 31, 2019
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There’s a romantic notion that having sex with your eyes closed is the “right” way to do it. In movies (non porno movies) couples sweep each other into the throws of passion and keep their eyes closed while they’re doing it. I dated this guy when I was much younger who always kissed with his […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Sharing Dick

January 26, 2019
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Hello Peepz! It’s my favorite time of the week again, where you and I get to get cozy with each other and make ourselves feel good. On the menu for this go round, I decided to pull a couple of clips of threesomes with two women and one man. It was the most popular Sexual […]

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Do You Have a Sex Day?

January 20, 2019
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My wife and I are still in the middle of our Thirty Days of Intimacy Challenge. We’ve skipped a day or two here and there but we’re running with the fact that we’re succeeding. I’m pretty sure that it’s kind of like an exercise challenge in that, you don’t need to do it every single […]

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Man Arrested For Running Brothel Out Of Retirement Community

January 18, 2019
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I’ve noticed a startling new trend sweeping the nation. It’s not teens eating Tide pods or millennials ruining some outdated industry- it’s far more dangerous than that. People are running brothels out of retirement communities with alarming frequency in the United States. This is almost as shocking as the logical conclusion that other retirees are […]

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Former Barney Actor Has New Career As Sex Guru

January 16, 2019
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I have a really good friend who for years hid the fact that she earned a decent living giving people hand jobs as an independent masseuse. Her erotic massages were advertised as performance art but those aware of the craft knew full well she would be rubbing her oily body on them until they achieved […]

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Why Doesn’t Facebook Like Sex?

January 15, 2019
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I can not wait for Facebook to fail. Part of me wonders if it will ever happen, but I hope that someday it will. I’m so confused as to how people can be OK with having their data mined and sold to the highest advertising bidder. It’s fucking creepy how ads coincide with conversations that […]

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Bunny Ranch To Accept Bitcoin As Payment For Sex

January 14, 2019
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Anyone who has used the internet in the last five years has probably heard of Bitcoins. I first read about the internet-based cryptocurrency five years ago when a friend suggested I purchase some at the rate of about 50 dollars apiece. Years later the value of the currency would multiply many times over and those […]

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Please Don’t Fuck The Pizza?

January 11, 2019
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One of my favorite things about reading so many erotic news stories is discovering a new fetish that I didn’t know existed. Just when I thought I’ve seen it all I’ll stumble across a way of having sex that I couldn’t even have imagined before. Today it’s Sitophilia, a fetish wherein participants are aroused by […]

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Nicki Minaj is Getting Dicked Down Right

January 9, 2019
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Nicki Minaj is hardcore in love and I’m here for it. We’re all on the outside of this relationship, so the only way in is through Internet spectacles, which can make things a little bit blurry sometimes. I feel as though she has never been as public about a relationship before, and I love how […]

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Survey Says: Women Have Better Orgasms From Masturbation

January 7, 2019
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I’m all about DIY culture. Anything you can do yourself is something you know can be done right. Completing tasks with your own hands can be a rewarding and educational experience. Even if you don’t know how to do something that needs to be done, simply starting can be a great way to figure it […]

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