sex

Want to Teach Sex Ed? Move to Finland

August 30, 2018
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There is obviously a lack of sex education all over the world. While it’s definitely funny that people don’t realize you can’t make a baby with buttsex, it’s a sad reminder that sex education is being taken for granted. Parents think it’s an uncomfortable conversation to have, so they avoid it. Schools think it isn’t […]

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Swiss City Praises Successful Drive-In Brothel Project

August 29, 2018
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Far be it for a porn blog to use news articles about people getting their dicks suck in things to constantly discuss politics. Unless a politician accidentally likes one of their favorite porn clips on Twitter, I usually refrain from discussing anything overly topical. However, one issues many of us feel strongly about is the […]

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Regular Sex May Help Prevent Binge Eating – Science!

August 22, 2018
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We read a lot of articles that claim regular sex contributes to a healthy lifestyle and they all kind of follow the same principle. Swapping fluids while doing horizontal tango has been proven to help balance one’s hormones, provide a small burst of cardiovascular exercise, and gosh dang it having sex just feels good. While […]

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Brewery Creates Beer That May Boost Your Sex Drive

August 22, 2018
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I drink beer for a lot of very specific reasons, the most notable being to signal to other adults that I’m ready to have a good time. My usually preference is Bud Light because it doesn’t taste like anything and opening one immediately makes me feel like I’m in a Toby Keith music video. Beer […]

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Alabama Preacher Claims Sex Lowers IQ, Causes Homelessness?

August 18, 2018
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We rag on prudes on this website a lot, but it’s kind of hard to avoid given our nature. Though our actual goal is to simply exist on search engines to help funnel traffic into Pornhub, we take pride in being generally positive about sexuality in all of the forms and variations we come across. […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: Doctor’s Orders

August 18, 2018
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I spent my last day off shuffling my grandfather around from doctor’s office to doctor’s office. While I don’t mind helping out, I realized how much time is spent waiting and how little time is spent actually being productive. It’s fucking annoying that if you’re sick you have to sit around and wait for someone […]

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Vintage Harlot: A Romp in the Park

August 15, 2018
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I go for walks all the time now that I work in suburban academia. The campus is huge and filled with Pokemon Go stops (hit me up on twitter if you want my trainer code) so i can meander around and get lost on my lunch breaks. The other day I found a park that’s […]

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Man Loses Virginity After Doctors Fit Him With Bionic Penis

August 14, 2018
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Sexual health problems in adults are common and often ignored. Traumatic events before or during a person’s sexual development may cause issues later in life that make having a normal sex life difficult or even impossible. Therapy is often used to treat such cases where a sexually capable person is unable to have the relationships […]

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Treasurer Embezzles $800k From Church, Spends It On Porn

August 12, 2018
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I’m a huge fan of churches. Not so much for all the religion that happens behind their closed doors but because most of the ones in New Jersey sell substandard pancakes every second Sunday. Local governments usually turn a blind eye to churches selling food without a license, and because all the ingredients are donated 100 […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Bubble Butts

August 11, 2018
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Today’s Fap Along comes at the request of a Peepers reader who wants to go by Tony Tongue. I giggled when he told me that, I’m not gonna lie. Tony is an ass man who really likes a round butt. He got in touch with me last week and begged me to put together a […]

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