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This Pic Of Alessandra Ambrosio Is The Best Thing I’ve Ever Seen

September 13, 2017
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I fucking love this picture of Alessandra Ambrosio. This one. The header pic. The one where she lying on her stomach in the sand half-submerged in the ocean with her hard nips outlined in shadow. I love sexy silhouettes. They’re tantalizing and this one is really doing it for me. I fucking love the ocean […]

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Last Week On Insta: Dani Daniels, Meli Kai, & More +++

September 10, 2017
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Are squats the only way to get dat porn ass? There’s gotta be another way because I don’t know how many times a day I can get down low to feel the burn. Who am I kidding? I have that ass and it’s all due to pizza and Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars. No squats were needed. […]

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Halsey Is Topless For Flaunt Magazine & I Don’t Know Who She Is

September 6, 2017
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Do you know who Halsey is? Before I turn to my old friend Google, I’m going to venture a guess and say that she’s pop singer from the UK who is trying to revamp her good girl image in the hopes of appealing to a fan base over the age of twelve. Let’s see if […]

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Last Week On Insta: Feryn, Abigayle Rockette, & More +++

August 28, 2017
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Trump is a horrible, horrible man. We’re all doomed. In the meantime, you know, while we wait for the apocalypse here are some pics of some nice looking ladies. After you’re done with that, maybe go punch a nazi. Idk. The annoyance of miserable people that feel the the unnecessary need to take down photos […]

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Cara Delevingne Nipples For GQ Mag Putting Some Pep In My Step

August 22, 2017
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I have become addicted to Wordscapes. I highly recommend you DON’T download the app, because this game is highly addictive if you dig word games. I saw an ad for it while I was doing my daily crossword and for once I said to myself: “Why the hell not, let’s try this new game!” Right […]

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Manon Le Botlan’s Tits & I Are In A Serious Relationship!

August 16, 2017
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Have you Peepz ever heard of The Undress? It was popular on Kickstarter a few years ago. Basically, it’s a large dress that you slip over your sports/swim gear and it has these weird side openings that you can use to pull your bottoms on and off without flashing the whole world. Basically, it’s the […]

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Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Olive Glass?

August 14, 2017
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The first time I laid eyes on Olive Glass she was gracing the cover of Penthouse Magazine. One look at the dark-haired vixen and I knew it was love. She has the looks to be a major player in the porn industry, but unfortunately, her career has never quite taken off. I blame it on […]

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Monday Morning Before Jerk: Have You Met Sarah Banks?

July 31, 2017
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Did Sarah Banks name herself after the family in Fresh Prince of Bel-Air? Did she though? If so, she should have gone all out and named herself Ashley Banks or Hillary Banks, or even Willa Banks. Yup, I think I would have gone with Willa Banks. It has a nice ring to it, then again […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Zana (2006)

July 27, 2017
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I just had a live earwig in my mouth. How did this happen, Lola, you find yourself asking?! No, I was not trying out some new age cuisine. Nope, I was not so desperate for food that I decided foraging for grubs was a good idea. I was simply sipping through a straw. I like […]

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Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Marsha May?

July 24, 2017
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Marsha May is only 4 feet and 11 fucking inches tall. THAT IS SHORT! I didn’t even know they made people that short. There must be something in the air in Miami, Florida, that makes short women really horny and revved up for a career in porn. They. Are. Everywhere. This tiny bottled blonde bombshell […]

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