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Cops in Michigan Can’t Bang Prostitutes…Finally?

December 10, 2017
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Undercover cops scare me. It’s not that I do anything super illegal or anything. I blaze trees every now and then, but since my late 30s hit, I’m finding that it’s harder to get my hands on the stuff since all of my contemporaries seem to have switched to prescription med abuse. It’s fucking annoying […]

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Woman Wearing Body Paint Visits Mall In Sexy ‘Experiment’

December 4, 2017
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A really good way to give a stunt some academic credibility is to call it a “social experiment.” These are usually done by YouTube personalities who make videos of themselves being rude to strangers and, while they have no scientific value, are a good way to upload pranks and make them sound less mean. However […]

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Kink Fest: Naked Pie Fight

November 22, 2017
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For the next few weeks, I’m going to tell you Peepz stories about one of the most amazing weekends in my life. My wife and I went to Geek Kink Fest and experienced some of the most creative BDSM scenes and sexual situations that I’ve seen in a long time. Some we participated in, some […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: Boots In Bed

November 4, 2017
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I had to switch over my wardrobe last weekend. I pulled my sweaters out of my attic and packed up my bathing suits and flip flops because the time has come to accept that fact that it is no longer open toe shoe weather. My boots take up a large percentage of my clothing storage […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Porno My Boss Would Watch

October 22, 2017
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I’ve got an interesting relationship with my boss. She’s a pretty awesome dyke who is definitely a bit of a pervert. We hang out all day long, sometimes our wives join us in hangouts on the weekends. Last week though, we got into a conversation about porn preferences and I was telling her about these […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Basic Black Lingerie

October 14, 2017
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When you’re shooting amateur porno (all porno, I assume, but I can only speak from the amateur side of things), there are a few things that you have to do to keep your new content interesting. You’ve got to keep your location changing, your vocalizations strong and you’ve got to keep your wardrobe changing. Perverts […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Maid in the Shade

July 22, 2017
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I’m lucky enough to live in a condo with little supervision from our landlord. He’s a nice guy and everything, but I’ve had enough experience with nosey people trying to be all up in my business just because they own the building I sleep in. Our landlord lives on the opposite side of the United […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Barely There Bikinis

July 1, 2017
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The temperature is rising on the East Coast of the United States and I’ve been wasting my weekends doing indoor activities. I mean, sure…aquariums are fun and I’m really into air conditioning, if I’m being honest. There was a conversation yesterday though about how my wife and I need to get out more. We miss […]

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Rihanna Boobie See Through In New “Wild Thoughts” Video!

June 27, 2017
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Rihanna is quite possibly the most beautiful woman in the world. At the very least, she makes the top 10. She’s gorgeous, that’s quite obvious, but she also has this indescribable je ne sais quoi that just exudes style, grace and straight up sex. I swear, she sweats sex. It drips off of her… leaving […]

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A Photo Book of Naked Ladies I Admire

June 17, 2017
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What do you get when you discover one single book that has beautiful pictures of basically every one of your major crushes in it? I ended up with an empty wallet and a puddle on my desk chair. I’m a big fan of coffee table photography books. I’ve got dozens of them lining my bookshelves […]

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