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Glitter Butts…Yes or No?

May 21, 2018
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I’m a fan of spanking and being spanked. My wife and I play this game where we randomly spank each other in public. The sound of a good smack will really get my blood flowing in all the right places. For years and years it was legs that I was all about. Not all the […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Jenny, Jenny Who Can I Turn To

April 28, 2018
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I have had that 867-5309 song by Tommy Tutone stuck in my head for a few days now. I’m sharing the earworm with you Peepz hoping that it’ll go back into the recesses of my brain. Consider it a present from me to you. I figured I’d search around on PornHub for the hottest pornstars […]

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Used Sex Toys? Not In My Vagina

April 1, 2018
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I used to have a bad habit of not keeping my sex toys as clean as they should be. When I was living by myself, I’d wake up in the middle of the night, jerk off with a vibrator till I was tired, let the toy roll out of my hand onto the floor and […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Beauties In Bondage

March 31, 2018
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I went to a Rope 101 class with my wife and BFF last Saturday afternoon. That basically means that we got to sit in a room with other kinky Peepz and learn how to tie rope and how to string someone up from the rafters. It was cool as hell. While I was very into […]

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PornHub Giving Out a $25K Grant to Study Sex

March 21, 2018
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I’ve been fascinated with the study of sex for so long. Any strange quirks and fetishes fascinate me and lead me down Internet rabbit holes I sometimes have a hard time crawling out of. I’m not complaining at all…and there are plenty of people out there that are thirsting for knowledge just as hard as […]

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A Sexy Movie for You, My Sexy Peepz

February 22, 2018
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My Internet friends are a diverse group of individuals. They come from all walks of life, and a large portion of them are extremely creative. Sometimes they send me links to preview their stuff so I can give them feedback, and when that happened with the movie Around the World, I jumped on the chance […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Sex That’s Sensual

February 10, 2018
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Porno is magic to me. Fantasies come true in realistic and unrealistic scenarios and we’re left with swollen naughty bits that are aching to be satisfied. If there is passion behind the moves, it makes it seem so much more believable. Scenes can either be strictly point or shoot fucking or they can be at […]

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Megan Fox Looks Lovely in Lingerie

February 1, 2018
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Celebrity lingerie lines are a weakness of mine. It’s like a dirty little secret when we get the chance to peek into their (consensually supplied) sexy photo collections. With Valentine’s Day coming, everyone is pulling out their big guns advertising campaigns and getting straight to the throbbing heart of things. Frederick’s of Hollywood has an […]

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There is Nothing Ugly About This Sweater

December 25, 2017
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I’m out of the loop, Peepz. I just came across a boob trend that has been happening since 2015 and I never fucking heard about it. Sometimes I hate myself. Ladies are upping their Ugly Christmas Sweater game by cutting a hole in the boob area of their sweater and decorating their tits like reindeer. […]

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Cops in Michigan Can’t Bang Prostitutes…Finally?

December 10, 2017
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Undercover cops scare me. It’s not that I do anything super illegal or anything. I blaze trees every now and then, but since my late 30s hit, I’m finding that it’s harder to get my hands on the stuff since all of my contemporaries seem to have switched to prescription med abuse. It’s fucking annoying […]

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