Sommer Ray

One of my friends announced that she wants to get a boob job, which got us talking about plastic surgery. She mentioned that her boyfriend brought up the topic of butt implants as if this was something new that none of us had ever heard of.

Oh man, I had a good time educating her about the cult of big ass. I had her Google the likes of Iggy Azalea and Kim Kardashian. She had never heard of them either. Seriously, it’s like she lives under a rock.

Anyway, as she was looking at pictures of Iggy’s ass she said “Ewww!”

It struck me that anyone could look at someone else’s body and be filled with disgust. I mean, sure, fine, you don’t have to find everything and everyone attractive, I don’t, but there’s a huge distinction between not being personally attracted to someone and finding them disgusting.

I don’t know, I just thought it was weird.

♠️

A post shared by Shannon Lee Heberlein (@wickidwoman) on


CLICK FOR THE REST OF THIS POST

{ 3 comments }

You can always count on Instagram for some good cleavage and butt cheek shots. I’ve seen so many glorious asses today while scrolling through Insta that I need a minute to myself… or not. Actually, I need a minute alone with a perfectly nice stranger. Either way, I’m good.

I haven’t showered today, so I’m a little stinky, but some dudes like that, right? Right. At least that what I’ve been told in the dark recesses of the internet.

One of my friends was once asked by a dude she was dating to relax a little bit on the soap. Apparently, she was too diligent when it came to washing her pussy. At least, according to this random dude. Come to think of it, she was a stickler about hygiene. She always had some baby wipes with her to freshen up her nether region.

Cleanliness is next to godliness, but squeaky clean vaginas that taste like chemicals aren’t good either.

Abigayle Rockette writes a good caption.

*Insert face here* ???

A photo posted by A1 (@therealginavalentina) on

CLICK FOR THE REST OF THIS POST

{ 8 comments }

Do you ever have a sex dream about a friend who you have zero romantic/sexy feelings for in real life, but then when you wake up you start feeling like maybe you should give it a try, so you spend the next two hours going through all of their pictures on Facebook and Instagram to see if you get any tingly feelings in your nether regions?

No, me neither.

Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane

A photo posted by Sommer Ray (@sommerray) on


Sommer Ray is those eyes. That ass. Those eyes. That ass. Those eyes and that ass.

A photo posted by Bella Hadid (@bellahadid) on


Bella Hadid has at least one nipple that we know of.

?

A photo posted by Jaclyn Taylor ? (@thejaclyntaylor) on


CLICK FOR THE REST OF THIS POST

{ 8 comments }