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Is Keto Crotch a Thing?

March 12, 2019
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What you put into your body makes a difference as to what comes out of your body. That old wives tale about eating pineapple to make your spunk sweeter is absolutely founded in truth. If you eat lots of sugary goodness, your cum will change it’s taste. I can go on for hours about the […]

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Can Semen Help Your Back Pain? (No, the Answer is No)

January 23, 2019
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I’ve taken plenty of cumshots on my back, Peepz. There is no way in hell that I am a stranger to both cum covering the spot on my body where a tramp stamp should be tattooed, or back pain. There’s really not much sexy about a back ache, but follow me for a minute…I swear […]

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The World Wants More American Sperm

September 11, 2017
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The United States isn’t as great as it once was but we’re still good at a lot of things, like eating until it hurts and calling our national sports teams “world champions.” While our economy fluctuates, there are a lot of markets in turmoil resulting in honest, hardworking Americans falling upon hard times. However, in […]

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Top 10: Reasons Why Peepz Should Swallow!

March 27, 2017
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There are lot of reasons to swallow sperm, but only one that really matters to Lola Byrd. Scroll to the end to find out, what’s the number one reason why I swallow cum. #SLURP. 10. It lowers blood pressure:  Yeah, that would probably cause a hike in blood pressure as far as I’m concerned, but […]

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Sex News: Miss Universe, Women Watch Porn & Big Sperm Small…

December 12, 2015
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Former Miss Universe Dumps Tim Tebow For Not Having Sex With Her (Maxim) Nothing can deter Tim Tebow from his very public vow of chastity-not even a former Miss Universe. According to New York Daily News, the Mile-High Messiah has been ditched by his girlfriend of late, the perilously alluring Olivia Culpo. While most men would […]

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Masque: Conceal The Taste Of Semen For Better Blow Jobs?!

March 5, 2014
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I don’t get it, but apparently there are some chicks out there that dislike giving good ol’ BJs because they hate the taste of sperm. Weird, I know. But to each their own. I guess there’s no accounting for taste. Even weirder, there are some dudes who don’t like the taste of pussy. Dang, that’s […]

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Better Tasting Sperm: Pineapple Or Celery?

March 3, 2014
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Goddamn, thank God for the sex writers out there who are willing to use their boyfriends as guinea pigs. How else would we ever be graced with the results of a sperm taste test?! Science just hasn’t caught up yet and there are things we need to know: does pineapple really make your spunk taste […]

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Bacon’s Bad For Your Ball Juice

October 16, 2013
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Want to make some babies? Put down your fork and step away from the bacon. Researchers at Harvard have discovered (though I kind of thought that this was common knowledge, but whatever. Science!) that, the healthier you eat, the healthier and more fertile your sperm are. They conducted a study of 156 men that were […]

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Sperm Lives For A Really Really Really Long Time, Really

September 4, 2013
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Sperm lives for a really really really long time. I mean, really. I’m not kidding around here. Whatever you may have learned in bio class about the the rhythm method is COMPLETELY WRONG. Sure, a lady’s egg is only fertile for a couple days a month, but shoot a load up there a week beforehand […]

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Splooge Nutritional Facts For Those Who Need To Know

August 12, 2013
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Splooge, sperm, jizz; to swallow or not to swallow? I’d say that is the question, but I think that as long as you’re giving  head, you’re already way ahead of the game.Pat yourself on the back you’re almost at the finish line. The rest is semantics and can be easily worked on. Ladies aren’t shy […]

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