Star Wars

Company Introduces Star Wars Themed Sex Toys

November 22, 2018
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Ever since the first Star Wars movie came out in 1977, the franchise has been almost entirely about selling children’s toys to adults. Years later people are still shelling out major cash for Jedis and Stormtroopers that will never see the outside of their packaging. That’s an impressive feat and a testament to the franchise’s […]

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More Fiction-Inspired Sex Toys I’d Like To See

January 5, 2018
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Carrie Fisher (1983)

January 19, 2017
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Is it too soon? Is this totally déclassé? Probably. But, and bear with me here, doing a Throw Back Thursday featuring Carrie Fisher after she just died isn’t a totally gross way to capitalize on her untimely demise, but rather it’s a way to celebrate her beauty, her charm, and her wit in a time of […]

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Daisy Ridley (AKA Rey) Topless In The TV Series “Silent Witness”

January 18, 2016
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Have you seen Star Wars: The Force Awakens yet? No? You should probably get on that if only to know what half the people in the world are going on about. Chances are if you haven’t seen VII you won’t know Daisy Ridley from a hole in the wall and that’s because most of her […]

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Pornhub Insights Presents The Top Star Wars Porn Searches

January 5, 2016
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For those of us who grew up in the dark days of internet access, masturbating was nothing less of an art form. Climaxing with only the help of a Lane Bryant catalog and late night commercials for the Thigh Master was like finishing a masterpiece- and sometimes you didn’t even have these luxuries. When all […]

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Miss USA Kentucky Allie Leggett Posed Topless For Jonathan Leder

January 5, 2016
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Allie Leggett has amazing boobs. I don’t know how Jonathan Leder got former Miss USA Kentucky to pose for him in her skivvies, I have it on pretty good authority that he’s somewhat of an asshole* and I don’t like giving credence to the myth that the ladies go for dudes who are dicks. Clearly, […]

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Sex News: Star Wars Kama Sutra, Disability In Porn, & Soccer

December 24, 2015
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Star Wars kama sutra book shows droids and bounty hunters in sexual positions (Mirror) There’s the Light side, the Dark side and the never-ending quest for balance in the Force – but even through all this, the Star Wars universe still has sexual intercourse. Which is where a new kama sutra guide may come in […]

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Amy Schumer Blows A Lightsaber For GQ Magazine

July 20, 2015
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Apparently, when female comediennes do photoshoots there’s always a dick involved. Because we all know lady comediennes aren’t funny, but a good dick joke will always get a laugh. A little will ago Amy Schumer was thanking Glamour Magazine during her 2015 Glamour Awards acceptance speech for asking her to smile as opposed to turning […]

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Star Wars Concept Vibrators, Who’s Your Daddy?

November 11, 2013
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Balazs Sarmai, the Hungarian artist who brought us the Avengers concept vibrators, is back at the sex toy design game again with Star Wars themed vibes. I know a few people who just creamed themselves at the mere mention of such a possibility and I am one of them. Like the Super Hung Heroes dildo […]

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“Star Wars XXX” Prop To Be On Display In Las Vegas

June 6, 2012
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Discovering parody porn flicks of things you kind of already wanted to masturbate to is like finding out your favorite candy bar also cures herpes. I grew up on Star Wars and while I may not be a hardcore fan as an adult, I have enough of an appreciation to have thoroughly enjoyed Axel Braun’s […]

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