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Protect Yourself: STI’s on the Rise

March 14, 2019
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You get to make your own decisions about your life in between the sheets. Taking responsibility for your actions is all par for the course though. Safer sex practices can save your life and save you so many headaches in the long run. Use condoms, my Peepz. You can make up all the excuses you’d […]

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Drug Resistant Super Strain Of Gonorrhea Could Be Untreatable

September 17, 2017
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Ever wonder why hand sanitizers and bathroom cleaners claim to get rid of “99.9 percent” of germs? This is because bacteria are so simple that they can mutate rapidly, causing one out of one thousand bacteria to change in a way that makes it immune to the chemicals designed to kill it. This is true […]

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Woman Sues Internet Dating Partner Over STD, Wins $900k

September 16, 2017
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What was at first an invention so shut in nerds could meet up without having to comb Sweet Tart dust out of their neck beards, online dating has grown into one of the premiere ways for like-minded people to find one another. When I say like-minded people, I mean horny people of the same income […]

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Library Copy Of “Fifty Shades Of Grey” Covered In Herpes

November 18, 2013
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Ewwwwwwwww! Apparently taking out a library book these days is as good as having unprotected sex with Ke$ha. I kid, I kid. Legally, I don’t think it’s cool for me to infer that Ke$ha has the herp. Actually, I take that back on moral grounds. No slut-shaming here, no ma’am, which is a great way […]

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Crabs Going Extinct Thanks To Bare Pussies & Cocks!

January 14, 2013
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According to a new report pubic lice aka crabs aka crotch crickets aka snatch monsters aka dick scorpions aka Bucky’s little pets, are going extinct. Why? Because of Brazilian waxes, snatch shaving, manscaping, and the general trend of both women and men going hairless down there. Bare pussies and cocks make a poor habitat for the nasty mites so they […]

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Safe-Senior-Sex Vid Will Either Amuse, Disturb, Or Arouse You

April 18, 2012
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The 1960’s were like, fifty years ago, meaning all those free love hippies are now mostly seniors and it seems some of these randy geriatrics still think it’s the summer of love. Yes old people have sex, in fact, some old people have lots and lots of sex, probably a lot more than I do, […]

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I Hate Mondays & STDs

October 17, 2011
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I hate Mondays. I think everyone in their right mind that works a 40 hour (or more) desk job in an office probably does as well. For the first two or three (or eight) hours of my Monday, I’m usually staring at my computer mumbling something incoherent waiting for my tea (or coffee…but usually tea) […]

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Crab Revenge Will Sell You Pubic Lice To Infect Your Ex

August 12, 2011
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I should sue CrabRevenge.com because they stole my idea of giving exes pubic lice out of revenge because I’ve been doing that for years, but I guess they actually monetized it and made a business of it…and they sell their crabs in vials, while I have to grow and nurture my own in my Bucky […]

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PlentyofSyph – STD Awareness Parody Site Going Viral

June 17, 2011
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PlentyofSyph.com is a parody dating site set up by the Canadian province of Alberta to educate 20somethings and teens about syphilis, and give them information on how and where to get treatment (apparently Alberta is Canada’s leader in syph infections, who knew?) I got to say the site is pretty crazy, it presents its self […]

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JWoww Making Out With A Chick & Areola Nipple Peek Photos

February 21, 2011
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Are these photos of JWoww making out with a chick and areola nipple peek, hot or just torture?  I use to like watching Jersey Shore, the reason being it made me feel good about myself – watching those subhumans reminded me that as bad as I am, I’d never be as terrible as those wastes […]

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