Stefania Ferrario

Last Week On Insta: Olive Glass, Syrie Moskowitz, & More +++

October 10, 2017
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I’m going to buy a cabin in the wilderness where I don’t have to deal with people, because they are the worst. They. Are. Literally. The. Worst. I don’t understand why people continue to insist on living in cities? That kind of close proximity is bound to drive people nuts. I’m becoming a hermit. A […]

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Last Week On Insta: Stefania Ferrario, Ana Foxxx, & More +++

August 1, 2017
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Fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap. Fap. Fap. Fap. Fap. Fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap. Fap, fap. Fap. Fap, fap, fap. Fap, fap, fap. Fap, fap. Fap. Fap. Fap. Fap. Fappppppp. Fap, fap, fap. Fappp. Sometimes I wonder how many of you I might actually know in real […]

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Last Week On Insta: Olive Glass, Riley Reid, & Sasha Grey +++

July 16, 2017
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I’m so pissed. I just bought a new laptop, because my old one was slowing dying and it turns out I pretty much bought a piece of crap. IT’S  SOOOO SLOW and the trackpad is NOT responsive at all. I seriously have to scroll up to three times to get things moving. Oh and the […]

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Last Week On Insta: Apolonia Lapiedra, Jaci, & Honey Gold +++

June 25, 2017
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I don’t know if it’s the heat or the humidity, but lately, every night after I turn off the lights and go to bed I’m hornier than usual. It’s like all my blood is constantly flowing towards my erogenous zones makes my nipples and my clitoris feel engorged. It’s the kind of feeling that lingers […]

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Last Week On Insta Halloween Edition: Abella Danger, Asa Akira, Joanna Angel, Carter Cruise, Lana Rhoades +++

November 1, 2016
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For Halloween I put aside my usual plans of stuffing my face with candy and watching horror movies while hiding from the kids and I actually went out. I know, it’s a miracle. It will make sense in a minute, though, because it was a haunted house and THEY HAD CANDY. Okay, so it wasn’t […]

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Last Week On Insta: Rosie Roff Is A Goddamn Miracle +++

September 21, 2016
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Currently watching the news. Justin Trudeau, Canada‘s Prime Minister is promising to put an end to the AIDS epidemic by 2030. I don’t know how he plans to do it, I’m too distracted imagining what Trudeau would look like dressed up as Frank-N-Further. I think he would look hot in heels and a garter belt. […]

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Last Week On Insta: Beatriz Vidal, Stefania Ferrario & +++

August 30, 2016
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Instagram is where all the beautiful people live. It’s a virtual land where everyone has an amazing butt. I mean, seriously amazing butts. These chicks must do so many squats. Squats for days!!! My butt is fine, I haven’t worked on it. It’s pretty big and round all on it’s own, but these chicks make […]

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