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Twerking for the Police

July 1, 2019
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I have definitely ended up in the back of a police car, Peepz.  I’ll admit it. While I have never actually been arrested, I have definitely been handcuffed (in the not so fun way) and been made to sit in the back of a squad car.   I could blame all of the other people involved […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Let’s Dance

June 22, 2019
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I’ve been in such a good mood lately. Everything’s coming up Harlot and nothing is going to stop me from reaching my goals. Today was such an amazing day that all I want to do is turn on some fun music and dance naked around my condo. Before I can physically do that though, I’ve […]

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Vinny from Jersey Shore Showers Live on Stage

May 22, 2019
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Reality television made Vinny Guadagnino famous. He and his Jersey Shore cohorts partied it up a few summers in a row and pop culture couldn’t get enough of them. The men were tan, the women were sexy and everyone loved to party. I will always take the Grumpy Cat stance on Jersey Shore because I […]

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Erection Overruled! Porn Star Passes California Bar Exam

May 7, 2019
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Long before people in other states were suing McDonald’s for causing obesity, California was home of the frivolous lawsuit. They have a culture of litigation and with law offices in every strip mall it isn’t very hard to find someone who will take on an asinine case. This isn’t to say becoming a lawyer in […]

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JLo’s New Video is Fire

April 14, 2019
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I’m impressed with Jennifer Lopez.  Her music was never really my scene, but if you ask me the lyrics to any of her hit songs, I bet that I can spit out at least 80% of them.  She’s always been a force in entertainment, whether she’s acting, singing or dancing. JLo can basically do whatever […]

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Judge Orders Return Of $20,000 Illegally Seized From Stripper

April 13, 2019
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Under America’s various asset forfeiture laws, police can legally keep any money they seize from criminals they put under arrest for doing criminal things. It’s kind of a finders-keepers system that is supposed to deter drug dealers from, well, dealing drugs. Unfortunately, these laws are often abused by less ethical police officers to harass law-abiding […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Spring Break Sexiness

March 23, 2019
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Right now, my full time job is in a library on a college campus. It’s a fun job, but college students can be a bit…annoying…sometimes. I know it’s not their fault. Their parents are paying a buttload of money to send them to school and all they’re looking for in return is all the answers. […]

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Cardi is Surrounded by Asses Twerking

January 24, 2019
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Asses are still having their moment and I am 100% here for it. Strong, healthy things and a thick bootie are all I want to look at lately. Luckily the adult industry is pretty much on board with my obsession, so there is always plenty of butt for me to perv out on when I’m […]

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Jealous Boyfriend Tries To Burn Down Strip Club

January 6, 2019
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It takes a special kind of person to succeed at stripping. They have to be more than just beautiful and glittery. To stand in front of a bunch of drunk, horny strip club patrons and put on an entertaining show requires a lot of confidence and raw sexuality. Though they (usually) never have sex with […]

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Strip Club Fights for Free Speech

December 2, 2018
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In New Jersey, it has always been illegal for BYOB establishments to advertise that their customers could actually bring their own alcohol inside. This is one of those dumb laws that probably shouldn’t be on the books, but someone forgot to overturn it at some point. Thanks to a strip club in Atlantic City, that […]

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