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Yet Another Sex Toy Lost To The Void Requires Hospital Visit

September 20, 2018
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Cautionary tales are the cornerstone of modern civilization. Learning from the mistakes of our forefathers is an important part of being a responsible member of the human race. As such I think it vital to our advancement as a species to make fun of people who get sex toys stuck in their rectum. This isn’t […]

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Man Gets Finger Stuck In Vending Machine Reaching For Sex Toy

September 5, 2018
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One of the hallmark disappointments of my youth was opening a box of cereal only to find the promised toy inside was missing. Before the advent of advanced quality assurance robots, it wasn’t uncommon for them to leave the factory without one. Being the youngest also lessened my chances of getting first crack at that […]

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Naked Man With Toy Stuck In Butt Wanders Gas Station For Help

April 18, 2018
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Anal play has a fairly negative stereotype for most men. Homophobia dictates that enjoying prostate stimulation is something only gay men do and is therefore frowned upon for heterosexuals. However, the fallacy of that argument is that it feels good regardless of your sexual orientation and what I do in the privacy of my home […]

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Man Gets Penis Stuck While Jumping Over Turnstile

January 7, 2018
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I don’t believe in karma. It seems like the most passive aggressive way of dealing with the fact that horrible people exists. While it’s nice to think those who do bad things face some divine consequence, the truth is ne’er-do-wells usually go unpunished. However, when a London man got his dick stuck in a turnstile […]

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