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Sex and Smell

November 6, 2018
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Sex is an activity where all five of your senses can be affected. The way your partner looks, the mood music that is playing, the way their skin feels when you touch them, the way that their lips taste…all of these things can turn us on or turn us off. One thing that is sometimes […]

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Woman Born Without Vagina Seeks Surgery, Sex With Boyfriend

October 23, 2018
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Every once in a while I learn something new while writing for this website. The resulting onslaught of Wikipedia articles and scholarly journals I’m required to read in order to talk about it makes me feel better about myself and gives me something to bring up at my next dinner party. This time, during a […]

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Man Born Without Penis Gets Giant Bionic Dick, Loses Virginity

October 2, 2018
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I was once in a sociology class where the professor told us that long after humanity has gone extinct, an alien vessel will come to the earth. While rummaging through our ruins to determine what we were about, they will be able to look at almost any period in history and conclude that we were […]

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Man with Bionic Dick Needs a 10 Day Boner

July 4, 2018
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Robotic human body parts are fucking fascinating to me. I love the steampunk-esqe idea of a person being half man, half machine. My entire Battlestar Galactica obsession is basically because Six is the hottest robot to ever grace my television screen. I legit wonder what having sex with a Cylon is like. Since I am […]

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Brazilian Researchers Create Vagina Out Of Tilapia Skin

July 1, 2018
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It’s easy to get disillusioned with modern society. Sometimes it feels like humanity as a whole is wasting all of their resources trying to make phones as thin as possible instead of working on medical breakthroughs that could save lives. However, we do occasionally read about an advancement in healthcare that restores my faith in […]

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Woman Left With Lopsided Boobs After 4 Botched Surgeries

May 16, 2018
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Have you ever tried to even out your side burns while shaving and ended up going back and forth until there’s nothing left? In the process of trying to make sure they’re perfectly even, you might end up wishing you hadn’t messed with them in the first place. This is probably how one woman from […]

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Woman Removes Her Own Breast Implants With DIY Surgery

May 16, 2018
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My sister is a wonderful human being and a bit of an amateur dermatologist. Her desire to rid the world of tiny blemishes was extended to me when she used her various tools, like an electric burning device, to remove a small skintag from my face. She isn’t squeamish at all. The smell of my […]

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I’d Like to Fuck a Bionic Cock

September 3, 2015
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I can’t imagine how much it would suck to live without genitals. Granted, my need to expose my naughty bits has basically been a part time job over the past 10 years, but even if I wasn’t an exhibitionist pervert, it really must be rough. A man from Scotland, named Mohammed Abad, hasn’t been able […]

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Your Dick Is Not This Big

February 23, 2015
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If I had a dollar for every time a man asked me what I think about the size of his penis I’d be rich. Not just, “I’ve got some money so I can just live comfortably and not stress about bills,” rich but, “I’m going to retire to Turks and Caicos with a harem of […]

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Gynecologist Sued For Making Woman’s Vagina Too Tight For Sex

September 10, 2013
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Having babies is the worst. Not only do they basically deprive you of any freedom for a good eighteen years, but they also make it impossible for you to have a good night’s sleep. Let’s not forget having to pass a bundle of joy the size of a medium watermelon through your vagina if you’re […]

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