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Let’s Talk Virginity

January 11, 2018
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I was a late bloomer. That’s what they used to say anyway. I dated a lot when I was in high school, but I had Roman Catholic morals drilled into my brain that told me that sex was bad. When I fucked for the first time, I was in my grandparent’s house. They always migrate […]

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Americans Really Like Masturbating To Ebony Teen Lesbians

March 22, 2016
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I’ve always enjoying knowing what people masturbate too. I feel that if you can get the truth out of someone early on in a relationship about what gets them off you get to know them much faster and much more intimately than you normally would. Sometimes, though, this backfires. A long time ago I was […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: School is Back In Session

August 29, 2015
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So here’s a confession that you won’t see anywhere else on the Interweb, I’m going back to college. My girlfriend is getting her Master’s Degree and it’s inspired me to go back to my roots and give getting an education another try. Her semester starts this week, and while she’s stressing out over what assignments […]

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Your Dick Is Not This Big

February 23, 2015
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If I had a dollar for every time a man asked me what I think about the size of his penis I’d be rich. Not just, “I’ve got some money so I can just live comfortably and not stress about bills,” rich but, “I’m going to retire to Turks and Caicos with a harem of […]

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This Time American Apparel Lifts Straight From Porno Mags

January 27, 2011
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Writing about publicity sluts is tricky business. I don’t want to play into their game and basically give them free advertising, while at the same time their stunts are worth mentioning because they are “news” worthy, laugh worthy, or wank worthy. So a disclaimer: I’m going to write about American Apparel’s porny ads again but […]

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MySpace & Facebook Lead To Teen Prostitution

November 10, 2010
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Yesterday we discussed how the media is using a new study to scare parents that texting and facebook will turn their teenage sweetheart into teen tramps – now we have the story of the Y2K Pimp, which will have parents burning cell phones and computers in the town square. 24 year old whoremonger Marvin Epps […]

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Sex Crazed Teens With Their Cell Phones And Internets

November 9, 2010
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I don’t know what this world is coming to, honestly I don’t. Especially with the wild, sex crazed, 17 year old teenage girls with their cell phones and their MySpaceFaceBooks.coms and their dancing and their rap music and their supple bodies and their wet pussies and their….uuuhhh oh yeah oh yeah baby…. I mean what […]

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It’s WetAndPuffy Time: King Of The Cameltoe

August 17, 2010
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We are pussy lovers. Huge pussy lovers. We’ve never hidden that. But we had no idea that pussies were categorized; Big Taco, Puffy Peach, Juicy Cherry. We’re nearly saddened by this news as we have written the word ‘pussy’ close to 7 000 times and we have yet to define it in one of those […]

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Bring Me the Head of Emy Reyes

July 27, 2010
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Perhaps it is because people literally burst into flame upon viewing Latina muchachita picante Emy Reyes that I was unsuccessful in capturing her head in this video. “That’s all right, Grams,” you might breathe – through your mouth, “I don’t need to see her head.” Reyes was on the set of the much-anticipated food truck […]

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Tight Teen Allie Jordan Interview

July 14, 2010
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Last week we were a little too enthused with pornstar Ava Rose’s ass.  Hell, you try interviewing that woman and asking her anything not ass related. We made it through nevertheless. This week we managed to add a get a little more out of newcomer Allie Jordan. Allie is an insanely tight little teen who […]

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