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Why HBO Sex Scenes Will Be Even Hotter

November 14, 2018
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Back in the day when I had cable television and not a care in the world, HBO was my jam. I used to have house parties that centered around me cooking enough food for a football team while my friends and I watched whatever was the hot Sunday night HBO show. We flew through classics […]

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Plane Sex is Hard For Celebrities Too

October 22, 2018
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On the show Marriage Boot Camp, Aubrey O’Day lets her sexy personality shine through. In one particular episode, the couples are all sitting around playing Truth or Dare with the therapist. When Aubrey gets her turn, the question she has to answer is, “Name a place you’ve always fantasized having sex and why.” She replies […]

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Lena Dunham Gets Naked on Instagram

August 26, 2018
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Lena Dunham is a successful woman who is completely unapologetic about who she is at her core. Whether you love her (not me) or hate her (I sway somewhere towards the middle of that absolute spectrum), she has an in your face way of addressing her world…because it’s so obvious that it is only Lena’s […]

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Watch A Lot Of Porn? You Might Be Normal

January 18, 2018
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One of the more interesting social aspects about working in porn is how easily people confide their viewing habits once I am made. While some people are appalled by my employers, most people seem to either be neutral or even interested in the industry. Now that I hold various odd jobs in the pornographic industry, […]

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Neurotica is Everything I Ever Wanted in a TV Show

September 27, 2017
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Exposure to kink and kinky things normalizes the culture. It’s a double edged sword though. I’d much rather that my neighbors not call the cops when I’m being flogged by my lady, honestly. But Fifty Shades of Whatever the Fuck brought an influx of people into the dungeons that weren’t necessarily ready for the big […]

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Woman Accidentally Shows Pornhub Link On The Local News

July 18, 2017
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I clear my browser history a lot because it doesn’t take long for the address bar to become a glimpse into how erotic my browsing habits are. Trying to search for any word initiates a parade of weird and erotic phrases that have researched, and I’d rather nobody ever see those. A Chicago area college […]

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Man Snaps Dick After Sex In Tree Goes Wrong!

July 5, 2017
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A while back a man named Erik who fell out of a tree while having sex with his girlfriend, Salina, and broke more than a few branches on his way down. The pair was on their third date when Erik asked Salina if she wanted to have sex up in a tree. She accepted and they […]

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Three Hour Orgasm Lands Woman In The Emergency Room!

June 19, 2017
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Enjoying life’s pleasures is one of the keys to happiness, but it’s important to practice moderation. Anyone who has been to a buffet that offers cheesecake can tell you that too much of a good thing can quickly turn horrible- which is what one woman found out when she experienced an orgasm that lasted three […]

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440 Pound Virgin Sends First Lover To the ER! Whoops!

June 13, 2017
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Gregg Casarona had been dating 22-year-old Jen Gerakaris for about a month when she decided it was time to take things to the next level. Gregg was a virgin and hadn’t yet made his move so Jen stripped down to her underwear and got in bed. He finally got the hint, and this was when […]

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Hand Job Karaoke!

January 4, 2016
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There’s this fantastic Japanese TV show called Sing What Happens that I need to tell you Peepz about. It’s pretty fucking amazing and I’m all sorts of pissed off that I didn’t come up with idea first. The contestants are all men and they have to sing karaoke style while beautiful porn stars/AV Idols (that’s […]

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