The Jersey Shore

Vinny from Jersey Shore Showers Live on Stage

May 22, 2019
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Reality television made Vinny Guadagnino famous. He and his Jersey Shore cohorts partied it up a few summers in a row and pop culture couldn’t get enough of them. The men were tan, the women were sexy and everyone loved to party. I will always take the Grumpy Cat stance on Jersey Shore because I […]

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Plane Sex is Hard For Celebrities Too

October 22, 2018
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On the show Marriage Boot Camp, Aubrey O’Day lets her sexy personality shine through. In one particular episode, the couples are all sitting around playing Truth or Dare with the therapist. When Aubrey gets her turn, the question she has to answer is, “Name a place you’ve always fantasized having sex and why.” She replies […]

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Pisa’s Mayor Vows to Ban Sexy Souvenirs

August 11, 2011
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The Leaning Tower of Pisa is just one big limp dick joke waiting to happen; a joke that gets told over and over again in the tourist souvenir racket, and Mayor Marco Filippeschi isn’t too happy about it. Boxer shorts and aprons featuring The Tower of Pisa as a leaning dick are a disgrace according […]

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Jersey Shore’s Sammi Sweetheart Porny Nude Pic?

March 17, 2011
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I’m hoping I’m batting 1000 posting this pic up, because they were so fucking porny I wasn’t sure if the Vanessa Hudgens and Rene Olstead pictures we had were legit, but it seems those chicks are that fucking filthy. Hudgens is talking to the FBI about a hacker stealing the photos and posting them online, […]

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JWoww Making Out With A Chick & Areola Nipple Peek Photos

February 21, 2011
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Are these photos of JWoww making out with a chick and areola nipple peek, hot or just torture?  I use to like watching Jersey Shore, the reason being it made me feel good about myself – watching those subhumans reminded me that as bad as I am, I’d never be as terrible as those wastes […]

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Jwoww’s Tits….Fo’Real…

February 11, 2011

A few weeks back we did a post featuring Jersey Shore’s Jwoww topless naked breasts…the outcry in the comments section seems to indicate it isn’t her but some other guidette slut with big ‘ole fat fatbags…so sorry for the confusion but here’s the real deal on display via a see-thru dress she’s paired with no […]

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Top 5: Peeperz Jersey Shore Articles

January 6, 2011
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Season 3 of the Jersey Shore is back tonight, providing us with much-needed fodder for drunken upskirts and alleged sex tapes from a crowd of melanoma-tempting fist-pumping guidos. And according to our stats, our Jersey Shore articles have proved quite popular around the site. Researchers from around the world were brought in to study this […]

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Jersey Shore’s JWoww Rings In New Year With Her Fake Funbags

January 5, 2011
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Jersey Shore returns this week  for season 3 and we also have the return of Jenni “JWoww” Farley’s big, fake, babaloos. Check out this pic from the MTV New Years Times Square special, with JWoww wearing some chains over her exposed ta-tas and some pasties over her nips, so as to make the outfit legal. […]

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Fat Unattractive Hooker Lady To Become Sex Doll

December 15, 2010
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The cat water dish fountain. The foam dome. The Slap Chop. All inventions that society would likely be breaking even, or perhaps even coming out ahead, if they’d never been invented. Feel free to slot this one right at the top of that list. For those of you who are completely desperate and sexless, here […]

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Jersey Shore Cast Member Offered Role In Porn Spoof Version

December 10, 2010
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Vivid mentioned a while back they were making a spoof porn based off of Jersey Shore. Being the joyous shit disturbers that Vivid are, they have offered a role in their fuck flick to Angelina “Jolie” Pivarnick, the season 1 cast member who was kicked off the show. They’re offering her $50,000 and royalties from […]

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