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How to Get Banned by Tinder

March 7, 2019
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I’ve been banned from all sorts of dating sites. Back when I was actively on the market, lots of websites had an issue with the fact that I used “AlphaHarlot” as a handle…mostly because a quick search of that name pulls up a massive amount of amateur porn. I mean…a hobby is a hobby, right? […]

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Former Barney Actor Has New Career As Sex Guru

January 16, 2019
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I have a really good friend who for years hid the fact that she earned a decent living giving people hand jobs as an independent masseuse. Her erotic massages were advertised as performance art but those aware of the craft knew full well she would be rubbing her oily body on them until they achieved […]

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Why Doesn’t Facebook Like Sex?

January 15, 2019
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I can not wait for Facebook to fail. Part of me wonders if it will ever happen, but I hope that someday it will. I’m so confused as to how people can be OK with having their data mined and sold to the highest advertising bidder. It’s fucking creepy how ads coincide with conversations that […]

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Jennifer Lopez Tinder Takeover?!

July 28, 2018
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Dating is always rough. Before the rise of the Internet, there were too few choices and not enough substance. Now, there are so many people on the Internet that sifting through them to find people that you click with is tiring. I think that some of us also get disheartened when we continuously have first […]

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Tinder Strikeouts

May 31, 2018
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I keep telling my single friends that I’m hella glad that I was out of the dating game before Tinder was a thing. Back in my heyday, I was looking for quick and easy hookups with minimal time spent in the “getting to know you” phase of things. That’s why I surfed on Craig’s when […]

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Sex News: Crappy Threesomes, Contraceptives, & Tinder Bio

September 7, 2017
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Threesomes Might Be Bad (GQ) Most of us were raised on mythical threesomes where everyone seamlessly pops out of their clothes and into each other. In reality all three of you will end up tangled in one person’s fancy-clasp bra. And then what? Most of us know intuitively what goes where, when, during sex. Clan of […]

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Sex News: Tinder Select, Syphilis Map, & Condom Ring Wearable

March 13, 2017
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Do famous people use Tinder? I have a feeling Colin Farrell would totally swipe right if he came across my profile. Just kidding, I’m not on Tinder. I’m old school, I like to pick people up off the street. You’re much less likely to meet a psycho that way. Tinder Select is a secret, members-only […]

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Sex News: Binge On, Tinder Health Clinic & Fleshlight Docu

March 28, 2016
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You can now bing on porn with T-Mobile’s Binge On (Endgadget) T-Mobile announced that it was adding a number of new content providers to its Binge On initiative. The blog post announcing the new additions, which included YouTube and Google Play Movies, listed a number of services by name before mentioning “and others.” It turns […]

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Let Me Introduce You To TC, The Dude With A 22-Inch Penis

April 11, 2015
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When I was in high school, or was it Junior High, I remember a bunch of us pitching in to rent a motel room for a night. We didn’t sleep there, we just needed a place to hang out and drink beer, and, you know, watch porn. Thirty or so of us snuck into that […]

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Hey There Sexy, Wanna Cuddle?

September 22, 2014
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Most of the time, I like being the little spoon. While I’m larger in stature, there’s something comforting about being all safe and sound in my girlfriend’s arms (we just celebrated our 1 year anniversary btw…One year down, a lifetime to go). I definitely don’t mind being the big spoon though, especially if that’s how […]

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