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Fap Along With Harlot: Green Queens of Porno

June 16, 2018
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I’m in love with my balcony garden this year. For the next few months, it’s going to be my favorite spot in our home. When I get home from work, I change into my bathing suit and hang out in our private space with my vibrator and my tomato plants. All the green is turning […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Wanking While Working

June 2, 2018
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My posts for Peeperz usually get written a week or so before you actually get to read them. Right at this very moment, as I’m banging away at the filthy keyboard on my laptop, I’m on a long holiday weekend. I don’t miss working. I’m half dreading going into the office bright and early tomorrow […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Sharing Cock

April 14, 2018
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I enjoy group sex with an even number of people in the room. I spent a whole year of my life hooking up with couples because I wanted to learn how to do threesomes…and I realized that they’re not my favorite. Bring on the orgies, or even just my wife and I alone in a […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Exploding into 2018

January 6, 2018
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There’s a bit of a timewarp between when I write my posts and when they actually go live…but right now it is New Year’s Day in Jersey. Last night, my wife and I caught up on the episodes of Black Mirror that we had missed so that we could start watching the new season today. […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Gotta Gag

December 16, 2017
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I miss giving

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Fap Along with Harlot: Beautiful Butts in Denim Shorts

December 2, 2017
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I love a good butt. What makes butts even better? Bootie shorts…bootie shorts make everything better. Denim shorts give me a lady boner like nobody’s business. It’s that, “Girl Next Door,” mystique mixed with, “Dirty Country Girl,” type of a vibe. I put together a list of PornHub clips involving jean shorts for us to […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Table Top Titties

November 25, 2017
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We’re gearing up for that special time of year where we’re forced to hang out with people we wouldn’t normally hang out with to share food. I always have these fucked up fantasies about swiping the dishes off the table, hopping on top of it and masturbating. In my fantasy, there’s no one else in […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: Boots In Bed

November 4, 2017
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I had to switch over my wardrobe last weekend. I pulled my sweaters out of my attic and packed up my bathing suits and flip flops because the time has come to accept that fact that it is no longer open toe shoe weather. My boots take up a large percentage of my clothing storage […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Porno My Boss Would Watch

October 22, 2017
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I’ve got an interesting relationship with my boss. She’s a pretty awesome dyke who is definitely a bit of a pervert. We hang out all day long, sometimes our wives join us in hangouts on the weekends. Last week though, we got into a conversation about porn preferences and I was telling her about these […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Pay Attention to the Balls

September 23, 2017
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Hellooooo Peepz! This weekend I was supposed to meet up with a fellow that my wife is friends with. He’s a nice guy and we’ve spoken a few times, the thing I can’t get over is how much he reminds me of my Bad Ex From Texas. It’s in his mannerisms and the way he […]

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