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Fap Along with Harlot: Beautiful Butts in Denim Shorts

December 2, 2017
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I love a good butt. What makes butts even better? Bootie shorts…bootie shorts make everything better. Denim shorts give me a lady boner like nobody’s business. It’s that, “Girl Next Door,” mystique mixed with, “Dirty Country Girl,” type of a vibe. I put together a list of PornHub clips involving jean shorts for us to […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Table Top Titties

November 25, 2017
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We’re gearing up for that special time of year where we’re forced to hang out with people we wouldn’t normally hang out with to share food. I always have these fucked up fantasies about swiping the dishes off the table, hopping on top of it and masturbating. In my fantasy, there’s no one else in […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: Boots In Bed

November 4, 2017
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I had to switch over my wardrobe last weekend. I pulled my sweaters out of my attic and packed up my bathing suits and flip flops because the time has come to accept that fact that it is no longer open toe shoe weather. My boots take up a large percentage of my clothing storage […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Porno My Boss Would Watch

October 22, 2017
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I’ve got an interesting relationship with my boss. She’s a pretty awesome dyke who is definitely a bit of a pervert. We hang out all day long, sometimes our wives join us in hangouts on the weekends. Last week though, we got into a conversation about porn preferences and I was telling her about these […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Pay Attention to the Balls

September 23, 2017
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Hellooooo Peepz! This weekend I was supposed to meet up with a fellow that my wife is friends with. He’s a nice guy and we’ve spoken a few times, the thing I can’t get over is how much he reminds me of my Bad Ex From Texas. It’s in his mannerisms and the way he […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: How Does Your Garden Grow?

August 12, 2017
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My kitchen is currently overflowing with zucchini. It happens to be my favorite vegetable to eat, but depending on the size of the baseball bats my friends, family and neighbors donate to me, I’ll also fuck them. There’s no shame in fucking veggies. I’d stay away from bananas because they squish, but that’s just a […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Maid in the Shade

July 22, 2017
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I’m lucky enough to live in a condo with little supervision from our landlord. He’s a nice guy and everything, but I’ve had enough experience with nosey people trying to be all up in my business just because they own the building I sleep in. Our landlord lives on the opposite side of the United […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: An Ass To Die For

July 15, 2017
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Butts are nice. I’ve been trolling around on PornHub looking for some new ass to oogle at and I figured I’ll pull a few clips for you Peepz, but also ask for your help. Who has the best ass in porn? I’m asking for a friend….and for science! Check out these clips while you’re pondering […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: For Science!

July 8, 2017
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Sexual experimentation is what makes my world go round. How can you expect to learn what every orgasm feels like if you fap the same way all the time? So for this fap along, I’d like to ask a favor of you Peepz. If you normally sit down while you’re getting off, stand up. If […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: We’re Going Plaid!

June 17, 2017
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Last year for Halloween, I was a farmer, my wife was a carrot and our pug was an ear of corn. We didn’t put much thought our effort into our costumes, we just found the dog corn costume and built ours around that. I kind of bugged me that I was just wearing jeans and […]

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