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Gwyneth Paltrow Is Topless & Covered In Mud For GOOP

September 14, 2017
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I won’t go as far as to say that Gwyneth Paltrow is a garbage human being, but she’s pretty much a garbage human being. Okay, so she’s alright as Pepper Potts, but we’re talking about a woman who once said that being on set is harder than being a regular working mom. One of the […]

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Halsey Is Topless For Flaunt Magazine & I Don’t Know Who She Is

September 6, 2017
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Do you know who Halsey is? Before I turn to my old friend Google, I’m going to venture a guess and say that she’s pop singer from the UK who is trying to revamp her good girl image in the hopes of appealing to a fan base over the age of twelve. Let’s see if […]

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Caroline Vreeland Topless At The Beach Is A Miracle

May 24, 2017
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Caroline Vreeland‘s boobs are real, right? I really hope so, because I want to go on living in a world where such perfection can exist without the intervention of a plastic surgeon. I see so many fake boobs during the course of a normal work day that I don’t know what real boobs look like […]

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Elsa Hosk Is A Blonde Mermaid In Training For Madame Figaro

May 1, 2017
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I bought a nightgown (and when I say nightgown I mean oversized black jersey shirt) the other day that says “MERMAID” in big, bold red font, but, wait for it, underneath that it says “off duty,” because you see, I have legs and I don’t look like Elsa Hosk. Elsa Hosk has legs, but clearly […]

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Pics Of Tove Lo Flashing Her Boobs At Coachella For Posterity

April 25, 2017
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Coachella happened, which means the internet is flush with pictures of hot young celebrities wearing culturally inappropriate clothing and/or very little clothing at all. I think the no clothing at all is the safer bet. When you don’t understand what cultural appropriation means, it’s best to avoid all iffy “festival” wardrobe choices and just go […]

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Ella Weisskamp By Aris Jerome Is A Hazy Blur Of Sexy Colors

April 9, 2017
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Buying stuff is hard. I’ve wasted so many hours in the last few months researching cameras online. There’s just too much information and too much choice. I just want to take nice pictures damn it, without having to sell my first born child for the opportunity. It’s okay, because I don’t plan on having any […]

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Nicole Kidman Topless In Some TV Show No One Cares About

March 14, 2017
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I’m kidding, I’m sure a lot of people care about HBO’s new miniseries “Big Little Lies.” I saw a few previews and it looked pretty good, but I don’t have HBO and I already have too many shows on my dance card already, so I didn’t really investigate further. The premise is pretty cool, though. […]

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Bella Hadid Nipples So You’ll Take Her Modelling Seriously

February 20, 2017
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There’s no denying that Kendall, Kylie, Ireland, Hailey, Gigi, and Bella – you know, the children of famous people – are all gorgeous as fuck, but would these people have modelling careers if they had just walked off the street and into a modelling agency? *Do people still do that? Walk into a modelling agency […]

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Tove Lo Wears Pot Leaf Pasties To Help Launch New Album

November 22, 2016
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I’m not saying Tove Lo is the new Miley Cyrus, but they’re definitely taking pages from the same playbook. Tove Lo has been on the sex blog radars for a while now, but she hasn’t been popular enough or naked enough to take central billing, but I feel like that’s all changing now. Ever since […]

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Frances Bean Cobain Topless & Nipply For Schön!

November 20, 2016
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Sigh. I’ve got a major crush on Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love’s daughter Frances Bean Cobain. I’m sighing, because the thought of Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love is making me miss my youth, which isn’t very hard to do since this decade seems to be all about reviving the ’90s. Everytime I turn my head […]

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