United Kingdom

Whoa! UK Police Confiscate Million Pound Porn Stash!

April 3, 2017
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It’s becoming increasingly hard to masturbate in the UK and as we’re starting to find out, if you outlaw porn only outlaws will have porn. Despite the efforts of numerous people, the UK passed laws requiring all internet service providers to block porn unless the subscriber opts out. This means that you can’t access erotic […]

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Survey Says: Most People Check Their Phones During Sex

March 7, 2017
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One of my gauges for how well I’m doing on a date is to what success I can prevent the woman I’m with from checking her phone. If she checks her phone repeatedly for no reason during our conversation, I interpret it to mean she’s not interested in anything I have to offer so I […]

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Man Calls Police Because His Hooker Was Ugly

February 11, 2017
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A man from the UK called 999, the police emergency line, to complain about an ugly hooker. He went on to accuse her of breaching the Sales of Goods Act – a 1979 law that states all goods must match the sellers’ description. Sounds like a pretty open-and-shut case to us. The man claims to […]

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Statistics Link High IQs To Having Hyper Sex Drives!

February 1, 2017
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When UK sex toy retailer Honeylove compiled some statistics using their sales data, they made an interesting discovery: the brain trusts at Cambridge University, England’s most prestigious school, spent more money on sex toys than students at any other university. Honeylove was quick to make a hypothesis explaining this revelation, claiming there to be a […]

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Does The Color Of Your Bedroom Affect Your Sex Life?

January 28, 2017
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Everyone wants to improve their sex life, but exercising and eating properly is really hard. If only there was something really easy you could do to increase the amount of sex you have without making any drastic or effort consuming life changes. Travelodge has your back! A while back, the kingpin of hotels conducted a […]

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Neighbors Upset That A Porn Studio Left Their Neighborhood

April 19, 2016
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Over the years we’ve read stories about strip clubs or adult stores near residential neighborhoods that weren’t very well received. Though many people may actively consume adult entertainment, they rarely want those establishments close to the areas they live in. After all everyone loves sausage but nobody wants to see it being made. However there […]

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PornhubTV – Jasmine Jae & Sophia Knight at the 2015 AVNs

October 21, 2015
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Double your pleasure, double your fun. PornhubTV presents Jasmine Jae and Sophia Knight at the 2015 AVN Show. These girls are both relative newcomers to the industry, Sophia starting at the age of 24, and Jasmine at 29. Wait, wouldn’t 29 put her immediately into the MILF category? I think the best part of listening […]

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PornhubTV – Sophie Dee at the 2015 AVN Awards

October 8, 2015
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One, two, three, hey look at Ms. Dee. Three, four, five, hey look at her jive. Ms. Dee, Ms. Dee, oh Ms. Dee… Ok honestly, if you got that reference you’re either too old to be using a computer, or spent your childhood listening to your father’s record collection like I did. Of course I’ve […]

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Woman Left With Lopsided Boobs After 4 Botched Surgeries

August 3, 2015
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Have you ever tried to even out your side burns while shaving and ended up going back and forth until there’s nothing left? In the process of trying to make sure they’re perfectly even, you might end up wishing you hadn’t messed with them in the first place. This is probably how one woman from […]

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Woman Jailed For Being Too Loud During Sex!

June 5, 2015
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An anti-social behavior order is a way for the United Kingdom to prevent citizens from being dicks. One might be issued by a court in response to a complaint to prevent someone from doing things that harass or harm other people. Basically, these orders are a way for prudes to stop people from doing fun […]

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