United Kingdom

Neighbors Upset That A Porn Studio Left Their Neighborhood

August 17, 2018
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Over the years we’ve read stories about strip clubs or adult stores near residential neighborhoods that weren’t very well received. Though many people may actively consume adult entertainment, they rarely want those establishments close to the areas they live in. After all everyone loves sausage but nobody wants to see it being made. However there […]

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Man Calls Police Because His Hooker Was Ugly

July 15, 2018
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A man from the UK called 999, the police emergency line, to complain about an ugly hooker. He went on to accuse her of breaching the Sales of Goods Act – a 1979 law that states all goods must match the sellers’ description. Sounds like a pretty open-and-shut case to us. The man claims to […]

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Statistics Link High IQs To Having Hyper Sex Drives!

July 5, 2018
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When UK sex toy retailer Honeylove compiled some statistics using their sales data, they made an interesting discovery: the brain trusts at Cambridge University, England’s most prestigious school, spent more money on sex toys than students at any other university. Honeylove was quick to make a hypothesis explaining this revelation, claiming there to be a […]

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Does The Color Of Your Bedroom Affect Your Sex Life?

July 4, 2018
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Everyone wants to improve their sex life, but exercising and eating properly is really hard. If only there was something really easy you could do to increase the amount of sex you have without making any drastic or effort consuming life changes. Travelodge has your back! A while back, the kingpin of hotels conducted a […]

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Former Prostitute Made A Dame For Sex Worker Activism

June 17, 2018
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While we try to avoid being needlessly political as a porn blog, there are a few issues that really get us revved up. For example, the legality of prostitution and the danger sex workers may find themselves in as a result. Make no mistake we are absolutely against the illegal trade of people for forced […]

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Woman Left With Lopsided Boobs After 4 Botched Surgeries

May 16, 2018
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Have you ever tried to even out your side burns while shaving and ended up going back and forth until there’s nothing left? In the process of trying to make sure they’re perfectly even, you might end up wishing you hadn’t messed with them in the first place. This is probably how one woman from […]

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Woman Removes Her Own Breast Implants With DIY Surgery

May 16, 2018
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My sister is a wonderful human being and a bit of an amateur dermatologist. Her desire to rid the world of tiny blemishes was extended to me when she used her various tools, like an electric burning device, to remove a small skintag from my face. She isn’t squeamish at all. The smell of my […]

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Woman Jailed For Being Too Loud During Sex!

May 6, 2018
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An anti-social behavior order is a way for the United Kingdom to prevent citizens from being dicks. One might be issued by a court in response to a complaint to prevent someone from doing things that harass or harm other people. Basically, these orders are a way for prudes to stop people from doing fun […]

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Survey Says: People Like Having Sex At The Airport!

April 4, 2018
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Few things boost the libido like going on vacation. Maybe it’s the excitement of new surroundings or the relief of leaving all your stress behind- people simply like having sex while on a holiday. We’ve read a few surveys that suggest people traveling alone are more likely to engage in casual sex, but couples are […]

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Survey Says: One In Five Men Unhappy With Their Penis

February 22, 2018
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Penises are kind of weird. While women have to worry about their bodies being constantly compared to sexualized images from advertisements, television and movies- men kind of skirt by because nobody knows what a penis is supposed to look like. If we thought porn was an accurate depiction of real life, we would assume everyone […]

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