vacation

Hooking Up on Cruise Ships

March 6, 2019
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How do you Peepz feel about going on cruises? My boss if fucking obsessed and goes on like two a year. I’ve never been on a boat that big before and I’ll probably keep it that way, mostly because I’m not too crazy about the ocean or being stuck in the middle of it. I […]

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Home for Sale with Dungeon

February 26, 2019
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A home in New Jersey was making waves and getting all sorts of attention.  Located in a Philadelphia suburb, the Maple Glen home was featured on a handful of tri-state area news sites because, in addition to boasting luxury living, it also contains an adult wing complete with dungeon.   The four bedroom, two and […]

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Take a Sexcation This Year

October 14, 2018
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Vacations were few and far between in my twenties. I was always in long distance relationships with guys who insisted that I travel to them, so I’d go for weekend jaunts and end up only being a tourist inside of a hotel room. At the time I wasn’t complaining, because traveling for sex was new […]

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Firefighters Use Saw To Remove Stuck Sex Toy From Man’s Penis

July 19, 2018
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If I had to construct the most embarrassing scenario for myself, it would probably involve getting my penis stuck in a sex toy and having to go to the emergency room to get it removed. I already don’t like it when the UPS man knocks on the door in the middle of the day. No […]

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Music Festivals – More Fucking Than Rocking?

July 14, 2018
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I really like music but I’ve never been particularly fond of music festivals. I do enjoy small venue shows because you can drink heavily and if you’re talking to someone and an awkward silence arises you can just turn to the stage and nod your head a little bit. Swaying back and forth with a […]

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Another Mile High Club Success

June 25, 2018
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Have you ever had sex on a plane? I don’t know that I have. I have definitely masturbated in my seat and I’ve given a handjob under a blanket while flying to Atlanta. I fucked a stranger on a train once…but I don’t really remember actually fucking while in the air. I could be wrong, […]

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Getting Sexy on a Shuttle

May 29, 2018
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My wife and I went to Orlando for vacation. We did hit up all the theme parks, but our favorite day was when we went to John F. Kennedy Space Center in Cape Canaveral. I know you know that we’re the biggest geeks ever, but we legit got off on learning about space. One of […]

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Having Sex On Line?

May 20, 2018
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I’m freshly back from my vacation and feeling a bit punchy. Spending nine days with my wife in Orlando, Florida did wonders for my temperament, but it made it a bit difficult to concentrate on every day tasks like working. Vacations are better than work every damn time. One of these days I’m going to […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Vacation Vibes

May 5, 2018
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By the time that you Peepz read this, I will have officially been married to my wife for a year. We decided to celebrate our anniversary (and possibly all anniversaries thereafter) with a vacation…because who doesn’t love vacations. We’re heading back down to Orlando, Florida to swim with dolphins and hang out with other sea […]

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Family Roadtrip with Sneaky Cabin Sex

February 25, 2018
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Hotel rooms are porno traps for me. A change of scenery is always inspiring sexually. It honestly doesn’t even matter if I’m in the mood to bang or not. Give me a camera and some crappy lowbrow art on the wall and I’m ready for an orgasm session. My siblings and I have been planning […]

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