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Company Creates Military Grade Sex Toy For Soldiers

April 16, 2019
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Government contracts are the holy grail for just about any company. The bureaucracy of high level federal agencies forces them to spend money frivolously because any unused budget from one year may be taken away the next. That is why we often read about the military spending millions of dollars on seemingly overpriced tools, supplies, […]

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Brazilian Researchers Create Vagina Out Of Tilapia Skin

April 8, 2019
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It’s easy to get disillusioned with modern society. Sometimes it feels like humanity as a whole is wasting all of their resources trying to make phones as thin as possible instead of working on medical breakthroughs that could save lives. However, we do occasionally read about an advancement in healthcare that restores my faith in […]

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Is Keto Crotch a Thing?

March 12, 2019
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What you put into your body makes a difference as to what comes out of your body. That old wives tale about eating pineapple to make your spunk sweeter is absolutely founded in truth. If you eat lots of sugary goodness, your cum will change it’s taste. I can go on for hours about the […]

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Vibrators and Health

December 25, 2018
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Masturbation is one of my favorite hobbies. Back when I was a single gal and didn’t have my wife’s fist at my disposal, I would make it a point to fuck myself with a different toy every night. My collection was massive and was barely contained in two large suitcases. Doing toy reviews was definitely […]

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Woman Born Without Vagina Seeks Surgery, Sex With Boyfriend

October 23, 2018
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Every once in a while I learn something new while writing for this website. The resulting onslaught of Wikipedia articles and scholarly journals I’m required to read in order to talk about it makes me feel better about myself and gives me something to bring up at my next dinner party. This time, during a […]

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World’s Strongest Vagina Leads To Web’s Weirdest Boner

September 19, 2018
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Russian gymnasts are terrifying. They are small, stoic, and they can maintain an eerie practiced smile even while shattered bones are sticking out of their flesh. They’re also pound for pound, some of the strongest athletes on the planet. Gymnasts use pretty much every muscle on their body to do all of that crazy flippy […]

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Strawberry Cream Filled Pussy Cakes?

September 15, 2018
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A little sexual suggestion can go a long way in advertising, and a lot of it can make your snake cake look like a bunch vaginas stuck together. This is the over-the-top mentality used by Japan’s biggest convenience store chain, Family Mart. To help celebrate the blooming of the cherry blossoms, the store collaborated with […]

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Vaginoplasty Covered By Government Healthcare?

June 13, 2018
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Vaginoplasty is a term used to describe any plastic surgery procedure done on the vagina. Sometimes this is done as a reconstructive measure after congenital disease, cancer, child birth and other horrible causes that might leave a vagina damaged. Other times it is simply done as a cosmetic procedure for women who are unhappy with […]

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Woman Walks Into Clinic With A Dinosaur In Her Vagina?

May 18, 2018
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It’s never nice to laugh at the misfortune of others but it’s still pretty fun to do anyway. Our favorite instances of schadenfreude occur when someone has a horrific sexual encounter and is forced to call emergency services. Whether it is firemen having to use the Jaws of Life to remove a toaster from someone’s […]

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Don’t Put Wasp Nests Into Your Pussy …Science!

April 26, 2018
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My wife and I were having lunch at a new burger place in town. We were discussing the pros and cons of sweet potato fries vs. regular old boring french fries (I’m team sweet potato fry, FWIW) and these two college age women sat in the booth behind us. When you’re in a situation like […]

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