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Award Winning Sex Toy Gets Prize Pulled

January 17, 2019
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CES is the largest consumer tech show in the world. It happens in Las Vegas, Nevada every single year and it is usually the same weekend as the AVN Awards. There’s this awesomely strange mingling of porn fans and electronics consumers. The end result every year is that the public ends up with a ton […]

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Vibrators and Health

December 25, 2018
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Masturbation is one of my favorite hobbies. Back when I was a single gal and didn’t have my wife’s fist at my disposal, I would make it a point to fuck myself with a different toy every night. My collection was massive and was barely contained in two large suitcases. Doing toy reviews was definitely […]

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Casino Evacuated After Vibrating Cock Ring Mistaken For Bomb

August 16, 2018
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Terrorism has existed in one form or another throughout most of human history. A person of unsound mental health will commit a horrendous act of violence against other people to spread fear and sadness because of some twisted agenda. It’s bullshit. The most recent terrorist attacks are being heavily discussed on the news, and the […]

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Sex Toy Triggers Airport Security, Shuts Down Terminal

August 14, 2018
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Airport security has gotten really intense over the last few years. The last time I flew I was coming home from a very successful vacation and in a hungover stupor I forgot to take my tablet out of my backpack before going through screening. As a reward for my seemingly minor rule infraction I spent […]

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Is Electric Slide Really About a Vibrator?

July 8, 2018
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One more thing from my childhood is potentially “ruined” forever and ever, Peepz. I use the words “my” and “ruined” very loosely though…as I could give a shit about this particular song and nothing that has been made perverse is ever truly ruined. That’s the truth in a lot of cases anyway. An Internet rumor […]

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Jeweler Creates Diamond Encrusted Vibrator Fit For A Queen

June 13, 2018
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While watching the royal wedding last month I was absolutely blown away by the tiara worn by Meghan Markle. Being a piece from the Queen’s jewels, Mary’s Bandeau Tiara is obviously of exquisite quality and historical significance. I was so fascinated with the diamond encrusted crown that I read about some of the other crowned […]

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Used Sex Toys? Not In My Vagina

April 1, 2018
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I used to have a bad habit of not keeping my sex toys as clean as they should be. When I was living by myself, I’d wake up in the middle of the night, jerk off with a vibrator till I was tired, let the toy roll out of my hand onto the floor and […]

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Preparing for the Mile High Club in the Airport

March 14, 2018
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I don’t get anxiety when I fly, but I totally freak out when I’m getting from wherever I am to the airport. There was a stretch of time that I was traveling a lot, because of long distance relationships and shit. Every time I tried getting through security, I ended up getting pulled into a […]

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A Chilly Fantasy

January 2, 2018
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Crisp air makes me feel daring. I’m not one for the cold. I prefer fires and hot tubs to cold toes and frozen bits. Ever since my wife fucked me in the bitter air though, I can’t help but get the thought out of my mind. I’ve never been skiing before…so maybe we’re all bundled […]

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Survey Says: Left Handed People Have Better Sex

October 21, 2017
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I’ve read a lot of sex studies and surveys that make some pretty bold claims. While they’re usually part of a sophisticated academic study they can also be simple surveys by a company trying to promote a product. For example, a company that makes “intimate lifestyle products” called LELO conducted an online survey of 10,000 […]

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