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Pornhub Goes BeeSexual

April 17, 2019
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Saving the bees is really fucking important, Peepz. My inlaws are weekend beekeepers so we’ve always got fresh honey in the house. Before I met my wife, I really wasn’t educated on the importance of bees though. Bees are dying at an alarming rate and Pornhub has stepped up to the plate to educate the […]

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Porn Filmed In Historic Fort Pisses Off Heritage Society

March 11, 2019
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When filmmakers set out to find a filming location for Tight Rider, a spoof of the classic 80’s TV series Knight Rider, they chose the only place that made sense – Fort Amherst, a historic military fort used in the Napoleonic wars. The production company responsible paid approximately $1,600 to use the venue in Medway, […]

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Neck Beards, Internet Addiction & Spiders

March 9, 2019
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I spend a lot of time reading news articles and masturbating on the internet, but I also spend a lot of time drinking and being socially awkward off of it. The majority of my internet time is spent playing video games with a group of surly men with neck beards who make substantially more money […]

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Lisa Ann’s New Brazzers Scene!

October 31, 2018
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I don’t think that this is Lisa Ann’s comeback because I really feel like she never left the adult industry. Can it really be a come back if what happened was a personal shift of focus? She knows exactly who she wants to work with at this point in her career and she’s making zero […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Rough and Raw

July 28, 2018
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The way that sex feels at the beginning of a relationship is almost primal. The anticipation of fucking someone for the first time is a feeling that I miss sometimes. Don’t get me wrong, I love my wife, but I don’t think we ever had more passionate sex than the first time. I wanted to […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Quintessential Summer Porno

July 21, 2018
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The New Jersey summer is hot this year. I’m admittedly more of a fall/spring type of gal. I’d rather wear hoodies and skull caps than short shorts and tube tops. My memory is pretty much shit, but I don’t really think it was as hot as it is now last year. I needed a little […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Sharing Cock

April 14, 2018
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I enjoy group sex with an even number of people in the room. I spent a whole year of my life hooking up with couples because I wanted to learn how to do threesomes…and I realized that they’re not my favorite. Bring on the orgies, or even just my wife and I alone in a […]

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Hayley Kiyoko’s “Curious” Has Me Craving

January 24, 2018
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Over the years, I’ve wound up at parties with more than one lover in the room. It’s awkward, but it can also be super fun. Who can I sneak off with? Can I get laid by both in the same space? I always took it as more of a challenge than a detrimental situation. Hayley […]

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Cam Model Has Nervous Breakdown, Impressive Dildo Collection

January 17, 2018
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The internet can be a rough place. Everybody is really mean, has a black belt in karate or is a Nigerian prince in dire need of a new MacBook. If you let people get under your skin, it can be disastrous. I’m really cool, I drive a Civic, and I own a dog. I’m living […]

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“Strange Sex” Reveals Odd Sexual Practices Of Normal Americans

November 21, 2017
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Before the internet and Pornhub, my primary means of seeing female genitalia were National Geographic and TLC. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Occasionally they would have a special series about sex, reproduction, or some far away culture where women often walk around naked. Fast forward a few decades […]

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